Kiki's Delivery Service is canonically set in Astoria, OR

bullshit

the Seattle Mariners are America's Team (derogatory)

wet fart sounds

(quietly, due to my present location) go tigers

Can check

are there possible mental health side effects from listening to white noise for 12+ hours a day? what if I am unconscious for ~6 of them?

need something like that max falkowitz 'getting seriously into tea' article, but for cheese

great subreddit www.reddit.com/r/dailycheese/

i'm the guy who designs the reddit ui revisions. every one is less functional than the last. i make $500k/yr

I am from Toledo, which is more Hungarian than any other US city (2.2%), so this gives me a leg up on explaining why Krasznahorkai's Nobel win is a watershed moment for literature. The Packo family came to America over a century ago, and during the Great Depression they realized sausages and books w

Just realized Android has an emoticon keyboard

Just read the bit where they talk about putting ads in textbooks, and my god if that's not some foresight

why am i getting youtube ads for zyn?

it's with some embarrassment that I must say this album still goes

*browsing the produce section at the supermarket* they're not sending their best

babies are like video game bosses - just when you think you have them figured out, they have a new phase

Will McAvoy ass

The inarguable PTA ranked list: 1. Phantom Thread 2. Phantom Thread 3. Phantom Thread 4. Phantom Thread 5. Phantom Thread 6. Phantom Thread 7. Phantom Thread 8. Phantom Thread 9. Phantom Thread 10. Phantom Thread 11. Phantom Thread 12. Phantom Thread 13. Phantom Thread 14. Phantom Thread 15. Phant

(going back in time to the first world wide web conference) you down with http? yeah you know me!

bluesky geriatric

people give you so much credit for doing so little when you're a dad. it's embarrassing. please do not compliment me for simply holding my daughter. cmon

the plural is actually "dairies queen"

it's so good that all the caveman diet, no seed oils, beef tallow dipshits also love smoking cigarettes

why is everyone mad about this site? what did I miss?

i did a "gifted kid" sort of program in middle school, and i quit because it was more homework than normal. i preferred to use my "gifts" to do normal homework fast and have more time for playing video games

ur supposed to wait til fatherhood?

doing drugs (caffeine (coffee))

(daughter begins sleeping) David Lynch voice: "And if youuuuuuu can believe it, it's nap time once again!"

come to Eugene in the next three days if you want an ass kicking

THEY'RE CALLED MECHA, COOP. REAL WACKADOO STUFF THE BOYS BACK AT LANGLEY HAVE BEEN COOKING UP. ENORMOUS ROBOT BODIES THAT'LL WIN THE NEXT TEN WARS. BUT HERES THE KICKER: THEY CAN ONLY BE DRIVEN BY MALNOURISHED TEENAGE LESBIANS. TRANSGENDERS TOO IF THEY'RE MALNOURISHED ENOUGH.

the exit strategy for all the big AI firms is clearly going to be a too-big-to-fail bailout from the government when the whole thing collapses, lest the entire economy crumble to dust

a holiday for the twee-est Oregonian you know

yeah I'll be at the bar having One Bottle After Another

Chapterhouse - Whirlpool (1991)

I live in the nice part of Tacoma and make a good living, so I have no reason to personally complain, but the Labor Improvement District (LID) concept is such fucking bullshit. A fucking handout to rich people (me).

went hiking in green river gorge w/ my baby yesterday it was awesome

drinking fu cha, getting that jin hua all up in these guts

feel like bop-it would go sorta hard as a drinking game

has every generation felt like they were living through a mass psychosis event, or???

Paypal has owned Venmo for 12 years. Classic feature request lifecycle in big tech.

Starting 3 months of parental leave 😎

have had plans to read this one for a while now let it be known i am NOT following any trends

thinking about getting drunk and watching apetor videos

Ready to put a small three figures towards Woke News

The Vaccine Civil War is heating up.

47.76 is crazy