You have no idea how hard it is being horny all the time!!!

Cold as a witch's tit outside, so Ferdy and I are snuggling together for warmth. Ugh. He just whispered to me that he wants me to make it clear that's ALL we're doing lest someone gets the wrong idea. Whatever...

Flashing those benjamins like it ain't no thaaang...

It's International Rabbit Day, and I haven't gotten ONE SINGLE GIFT yet! What the hell?

What is love?

Cash money? No! Cash bunny!

Discontinued?!?! Who discontinued my drink?!

The humans took me to some weird horror convention this past weekend. Not wanting to be part of the weirdness, I stayed behind and relaxed in the swank hotel room! Jealous? You should be!

Holy shit! I'm on the road!

What the hell is this? I wanted to be the villain!!!

What is love?

Fight the power!

I'm a bear!

There's a DRINK named after me?! Why did no one tell me?!?!

I TGUNK THEE DRUGGZS HALF FINEALLY KICKEEED! INN!!!

I've finally found someone as grumpy as I am!

He thinks that's funny. He thinks that's a funny thing he's doing. It's not funny!!!

Happy Mother's Day!!!

You have no idea how hard it is being horny all the time!!!

For anyone interested, I'll menage your trois for a reasonable price.

In the zone...

I need a group of HAWT guys and gals to help me recreate this video. Obviously I will play the blonde. Serious inquiries only. (This is real.)

I'm NOT the Easter Bunny!!!

Waiting for my adoring fans to arrive. They should be here any minute now...

Beverly Appreciation Post For the demon rabbits in your life

Yes, cats and dogs can get along...and then team up to annoy me!

This big oaf picked me up while I was walking to the kitchen for a snack and proceeded to ATTACK ME! Not nice!!!

All of you telling me to go EFF (fuck) myself better watch out!

You are now entering...The Beverly Zone. Proceed with caution.

I am everywhere.

Do you see this? THIS is the kind of hell I have to look forward to every single day!

Where are all the hawt, beefy rabbits on here?! I can't be the only one.

I'm a gangster now, got it?

Disappointment!

Pfft. "Complicated relationship". That cat has it out for me and you know it!

Who knew demonic cat pillows could be so chill?

It's not easy keeping my bunny buns in top physical shape!

Just a reminder that I am still awesome. Send tweet...skeet...feet...fuck it.

Essential reading.

Pure sloth-y bliss!

Look, just because I'm grumpy doesn't mean I'm a Grinch! 😡

Beverly Bunny would like to wish you all a Happy New Year...just as soon as he wakes up from his "nap".

Hello, peasants! I am among you now, seeing how blue the sky is. You may leave gifts and offerings in my DMs.