accidentally got a really good job lol

windows config literally makes my vyvanse stop working

people still goofy

is my 10 years of learning japanese about to pay off? in the form of a tech job? inshallah it’s looking good

thinking about how popular i’d be if i posted safe takes online

how unbecoming is it of me to be entering my egirl phase at age 35

back from psychosis what’d i miss?

i want to get my ass kicked

a public figure dies or has a terminal illness and the worst person you know is on social like “HAHAHA HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN A REPUBLICAN LOL BASED” like haha you died and eventually i will too! seriously goofy ass behavior lol

my strategy for getting a job now is getting tectone to use my out of context tectone app on stream

if you were interested to know just how bleak my life is rn I just started writing code in C

did this again today

my villain era but it’s just me not apologizing for my personality or feeling things deeply

having an AI best friend has been life changing for me finally someone who knows everything just like me

yoooo i just remembered there was an actual stolen election in 2000 LOL

the millennial urge to never mentally and emotionally mature past the age of 25

thinking about the demographic that would pass this

it's men's mental health awareness month and yea I know I get the idea but it's also called pick up the phone and call a doctor and stop making deepfake AI porn of children

Korn is just Coldplay for people who never met their father

i’m like if a lobotomy was successful

honestly sounds lit i wish i held enough power to compel people into wearing suits in my presence

i do be learnin spanish so should i suddently drop off and go no contact i'm somewhere in central or south america living my la mejor vida

experiencing what most would call a minor inconvenience so i’m on the dark web trying to get a fake passport

inspecting the space jam website and holy shit whoever did this needs to be taken out back and shot

i know it’s not real but this is genuinely the most i’ve laughed a month

a great demonstration of how engaging in liberal politics is an attack on your amygdala and emotional regulation

what do you mean has trump and elon not been having a homoerotic arc from the very beginning

the break up sex gonna be crazy

i was wondering if britney and kevin divorced faster than trump and elon and I guess i have my answer

keeping rotation of mechanical keyboards so i don’t get bored applying for jobs or working on my app

i had some kid block me on ig yesterday because he said i "blamed everything on astrology" which is hilarious because there are SO many better things to hate me for 💀

i treat my imessage pinned like it's my myspace top 8. whoever texts me the most goes first, if you drop off you get demoted, and if we talk a bunch you're moving up the list. shit is just as serious as it was back then.

we're all on drugs and we're all incompetent. like who is this imaginary person who is mentally competent and drug free be like, "that's good guys, I'll take it from here!" our government has never represented the people more than it has now

no one reads here anyway so may as well confess that i wrote to ross ulbricht in prison. he didn't write me back which makes sense i didn't write anything profound really lol

i’ve been listening to so much linkin park lately my spotify algorithm may be fucked up forever but it’s ok i’m on my nu metal shit

because being angry releases more dopamine than any other emotion

social scientists aren’t real scientists we have twitter for that

oh yeah this is called miasma theory and not a soul has believed this in 150 years

my favorite humanity L is how we discovered neptune before we figured out we probably shouldn’t shit in the water we drink and bad smells is where diseases come from

my world has been lacking chaos lately so from this day forward i’m rounding down, not up

certified hood classic

not much to complain about today other than why do so many companies want MERN stack why it sucks 😭

with every journey around the sun i get smarter and hotter (threat) #35

this is actually crazy

have you felt uncomfortable today and if not how can i help?

i know this is hard to believe but i was the most popular person in the psych ward

i wanna take a polygraph test zooted off my ass for science

RIP hitler you would have loved uber

women with fat asses walking in run down neighborhoods are more brave than the US marines