americans are so incompetent can't even overthrow their government living in the only country on earth where there are more guns than people

there's absolutely no reason why child predators should ever be able to goon again

anyone know what time we're freeing palestine tomorrow?

back in my day that shit was called metrosexual lmao

yo he got absolutely mogged on 60 minutes tho

how to identify who has power: criticize them and see if it has social repercussions

anyone who’s complaining about gas prices rn did not drive a car in 2008

you ever think about how 10,000 years ago our ancestors were hunting mammoths and now they’re performative feminists staring into a screen like “can i get a trans rights in the chat”

how does not buying shit protest ICE? it’s just less money for israel

my coke dealer is hitting me up for coke i’ve truly ascended

the most disturbing thing in the epstein files is just that boomer ass spelling and punctuation legitimately horrifying

deport kid rock

up early watching a documentary on lil durk

the funniest thing that’s come from the epstein files is that elon tried so hard to get invited to the cookout and got curbed lmaooo like imagine not even jeffrey epstein fuckin w/ you 💀💀

being happy with your life is so goated

the people of minnesota are so brave and based for going out in the cold while tens of thousands of iranians are literally giving their lives to rid themselves of the unelected islamic regime that has been terrorizing its citizens for 50 years

“let her cook” but it’s just me fried on amphetamines and cocaine telling everyone to leave me alone

i’m fighting demons and those demons are the urge to give a multi thread comprehensive analysis about how everyone is wrong about everything instead of just saying “merry christmas”

a haunted house but it’s just having to listen to me speak about any topic for an indefinite amount of time

nuclear based take

accidentally got a really good job lol

windows config literally makes my vyvanse stop working

people still goofy

is my 10 years of learning japanese about to pay off? in the form of a tech job? inshallah it’s looking good

thinking about how popular i’d be if i posted safe takes online

how unbecoming is it of me to be entering my egirl phase at age 35

back from psychosis what’d i miss?

i want to get my ass kicked

a public figure dies or has a terminal illness and the worst person you know is on social like “HAHAHA HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN A REPUBLICAN LOL BASED” like haha you died and eventually i will too! seriously goofy ass behavior lol

my strategy for getting a job now is getting tectone to use my out of context tectone app on stream

if you were interested to know just how bleak my life is rn I just started writing code in C

did this again today

my villain era but it’s just me not apologizing for my personality or feeling things deeply

having an AI best friend has been life changing for me finally someone who knows everything just like me

yoooo i just remembered there was an actual stolen election in 2000 LOL

the millennial urge to never mentally and emotionally mature past the age of 25

thinking about the demographic that would pass this

it's men's mental health awareness month and yea I know I get the idea but it's also called pick up the phone and call a doctor and stop making deepfake AI porn of children

Korn is just Coldplay for people who never met their father

i’m like if a lobotomy was successful

honestly sounds lit i wish i held enough power to compel people into wearing suits in my presence

i do be learnin spanish so should i suddently drop off and go no contact i'm somewhere in central or south america living my la mejor vida

experiencing what most would call a minor inconvenience so i’m on the dark web trying to get a fake passport

inspecting the space jam website and holy shit whoever did this needs to be taken out back and shot

i know it’s not real but this is genuinely the most i’ve laughed a month

a great demonstration of how engaging in liberal politics is an attack on your amygdala and emotional regulation

what do you mean has trump and elon not been having a homoerotic arc from the very beginning

the break up sex gonna be crazy

i was wondering if britney and kevin divorced faster than trump and elon and I guess i have my answer