Hahahahahahahahaha!!! #NEWSUN

If you ever thought Leeds were bad at penalties...! 😮😮😮

Excellent. Can't wait to not be able to hear what's being said at half time.

So is this next year's away kit or not? If it is I'm liking the return of the rose badge. #lufc

Thought DCL was pretty bloody awful today, and not just because of that pen miss. Had a dreadful touch throughout. #lufc

Apology letter from PGMOL incoming in 5...4...3... #lufc

VAR needs to look at Sah holding his mouth when Bijol lightly brushed his arm! #lufc

Palace players waving imaginary cards. Book the twats. #lufc

Oh ffs!!! #lufc

Penalty ok, now VAR are trying to find another reason not to give it! #lufc

DCL and Nmecha. Nice.

Parkinson just walked onto the pitch to speak to the ref. That's a red card offence isn't it?

Ah bugger!

VAR showing how ridiculous the system is. His hand & face were offside! Ridiculous. I was under the obviously mistaken impression VAR was for "clear and obvious errors".

It's hardly surprising that Bijol doesn't play a full match. I'm surprised he can walk at his age!

Of course, Scum are losing so ref gives them a very dodgy pen and sends the Palace player off. Big 6 anyone?

What a great start to the afternoon. Less than 10 minutes in and Spurs, Forest & Scum are all losing 😂😂😂

The most undeserved goal in the history of undeserved goals. #lufc

Leeds subs includes a new loan signing called Ernest Harlandson! 😂😂 #lufc

There is always a tweet.

I don't get the handball rules. It wasn't deliberate and his arm wasn't in an "unnatural position", so why was it disallowed? Genuinely puzzled.

Training ground goal there from Liverpool! 😂😂😂

Sunderland's free fall continues!

Get back in the house, turn the tv on, KP gets sent off (for exactly the same reason as Cooper V Man City), SW score. I'm taking credit for the excitement! 😂

I'd have taken a point before the game but this feels like we've thrown it away. Villa have been pretty bloody awful for most of the match. #lufc

Ah ffs Leeds. #lufc

WHAT. A. GOAL! #lufc

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I don't see a problem as long as justice prevails.

HOOK JAW (1976): Controversial kids' comic Action's main event - a vengeful great white with a dirty great gaff hook lodged in its mouth. Initially written and drawn by Pat Mills and Ramon Sola, this was an insanely, deliriously violent strip, with arms, legs, and heads popping off.

5th round draw on TNT tomorrow night. Expect another away draw. #lufc #facup

Did they purposely make the GB outfits resemble Paddington Bear? #winterolympics #teamgb

Loving the sliding events at the winter olympics. I think it's something that anyone who has ever gone down a snowy hill on a plastic bag as a kid can imagine they'd have been good at! #winterolympics

I have no confidence in us winning this shoot-out. #lufc

Drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen

Bloke on Football Focus: "Spurs could be spiralling towards a relegation fight, possibly not." Excellent. As we're above them it means we're not either.

Because what I look like?! 😩😂

The ballot it is then. It really is pointless trying to get them these days. #lufc

No chance! #lufc

ManU break WHam hearts! 1-1 in the 96th minute. 😂😂😂

No wonder added time seemed like it lasted forever! #lufc

Well there's a point we never expected after that first half! Well done lads. Never gave up. #lufc

Golden boy puts it over the bar! 😂😂😂 #lufc

Now lads, don't do what we did against Man City and lose it at the death.

YEEEEEEESSSSS #lufc

Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this

Nice penalty. Let's have a go at them now. We've been very pedestrian so far. "GET INTO THEM..." #lufc

Wtf was Bijol doing? Fucking idiot. Blatant penalty. #lufc

Stop playing it around at the back. We're shit at it and we just keep giving it away. #lufc