Aaand Bondi is OUTTA HERE! This administration is like a reverse Titanic. Women and children first … to be sacrificed, to save all the men.

HAPPY PASSOVER!

www.huffpost.com/entry/kristi... 😆😆😆

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/26/u... I’ve been meaning to stop using cash.

www.pbs.org/newshour/pol... I know we’re all thinking it. Did it happen to be in the shape of a very large horse? 🤔

www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru... BREAKING NEWS: Guy who threatened to beat up a Teamster on the Senate Floor, and still thinks dueling is a thing in charge of Homeland Security. Matt Gaetz still not AG, though, so … there is a line? 🤔

www.npr.org/2026/03/23/g... Why is Congress again?

The WH occupant has effectively declared open season on half of the country. But that’s cool, right? Nothing to see here?

👌 No notes.

The most selfless thing he’s ever done is write his own obituary in advance.

substack.com/@stevehofste... He “governs” like he never need be held accountable to voters and conducts himself like he will never face judgement. Much like the voter suppression in the form of the SAVE act, I think we have to assume he’s working on some sort of immortality serum.

apnews.com/article/trum... Apparently him literally destroying the economy was not literal enough.

Pete Hegseth is what happens when a pile of toenail clippings, expired Muscle Milk, a half empty flask of Jim Beam, Axe Body Spray, a scratched Call of Duty disc, and a sketch of a Deus Vult tattoo gains sentience.

And if they make it impossible to vote they can continue to do whatever they want without being beholden to the needs and wants of the electorate. Win win for them, lose lose for us.

This is exactly what he thought, exactly how he thinks and exactly as thoughtless as he is in all things. That, and distraction from the Epstein files. He’s not complicated.

Shark-infested waters are perfectly safe to swim in, aside from all the sharks - Pete Hegseth, probably.

Much like the crocus, the parking spaces starting to shyly peek out from the snow is a welcome sign of spring. 🌷

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some lie about it, by force, until you agree.

www.huffpost.com/entry/white-... Everything’s fine, nothing to see here.

www.ms.now/rachel-maddo... Fearless leader fearless leadering again. I feel so comforted.

CRICKET’S REVENGE! 🐾

Mullin over the wreckage that is ICE, Noem is an island. AKA the puppy killer is out, Markwayne is in (pending “Senate approval” of course 🙄). Proving that in this administration, there’s nothing so good it can’t be ruined immediately.

HAPPY PURIM!

“You’re seriously asking about decades-old accusations and some dead guy I barely knew? Plus I’ve been totally exonerated. Can’t you see we’re at WAR?! Where are you from? Fake news! You’re a disgrace! Quiet, Piggy!” - Repeat ad nauseam until he declares himself lord-emperor for life.

Malignant Narcissist Seeks to Ignite World War to Avoid Going to Prison Part CLXXXVII.

www.huffpost.com/entry/stephe... Miller : Genuine Human Compassion :: Garfield : Mondays Fuck outta here with that nonsense you cold-blooded, prancing, arboreal cryptid.

Things you’d rather watch instead of the State of the Union tonight? I’ll start: my own unanaesthetized colonoscopy.

www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-... Are we sure we haven’t been living inside an SNL skit since 2015?

www.huffpost.com/entry/john-f... Respecting the office means recognizing the embodiment of disrespect that is the current office holder and shunning him accordingly. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Entitled asshat yells at country, part XXIII.

www.cnbc.com/2026/02/19/e... More sympathy than the current WH occupant has ever expressed for the victims. As some > none.

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a... Even Boss Tweed would redden in embarrassment and pained recognition.

I’d like to wish everyone, minus the current occupant, a happy Presidents’ Day!

Mazel Tov to our friends Down Under!

New song dropped from a rising star! youtu.be/wbevgrfYMGA?...

I’m so glad that incredibly patriotic, uplifting, amazingly choreographed banger of a half-time show was so well-advertised! Otherwise someone like me who wouldn’t know a football from a bocce ball would have never tuned in. Many thanks to whoever did that! Nice work! 🙏 😉

Also with bunnies sometimes.

… 5) Nobody cares about it … ::squirrel!:: aka ::ballroom!:: 6) Quietly remove or retract while never admitting fault or apologizing 7) Did you see number 6? NEVER apologize!!! … 24 hours later … 8) Repeat step 1

The T**** playbook: 1) Double-down on whatever horror he unleashed on the world this time 2) I don’t know anything about it 3) Someone else did it 4) I knew about it, but not all of it …

www.wistv.com/2026/02/06/s... Which begs the question, much like FDA food safety guidelines, exactly how many racist things are the appropriate amount out of this White House? 🤔

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026... Real life is now indistinguishable from parody.

open.substack.com/pub/wonkette... We’ve officially reached the kicking puppies and imprisoning toddlers stage of the authoritarian takeover. In case there was any doubt about where things stand.

youtube.com/shorts/amPdA... SIX MORE WEEKS! 🕳️🐹❄️☃️

www.huffpost.com/entry/liam-c... About fucking time.

Anyone randomly google an actor or journalist or author or whatever and experience a moment of jealousy if you find out they’re Canadian? Show of hands? 👋 Just me?