After 1 the Wild are on pace to hold the Stars to just 12 shots on goal all game. Just stifling them. If they can stay out of the box, Dallas is going to struggle to generate any offense at all. #wild #stars #nhl

If his actions were legal (as ICE officials argue), he should be eager to turn himself in and have his day in court. Why do I have the feeling he’s going to go to ground instead?

Banger.

Once again, I find myself turning to Superchunk’s “Slack Motherfucker” as the only appropriate response. youtu.be/f3uahRMd3uA?...

We’ve been trying to make this happen for years. Good to see the spiraling vortex finally ready to plunge down the drain.

Good for him. We don’t need a 20+ person primary in 2028. It encourages internal sniping and backbiting and all the acrimony hands Republicans ammunition to use against us in the general election. Here’s hoping for a civilized selection process.

D+10 is a lot. Like, a lot a lot.

Nobody in human history has needed to log off and go outside more than the people on this app who have decided that it is an act of virtue to get scammed, so long as the scammer purports to be poorer and more desperate than you (Gaza pigbutchering) and/or has the correct politics (Hasan Piker).

I mean, sure, I love Vanishing Anus’ entire catalogue, but the early stuff is where the magic really happened.

Just reentered the US from overseas and en route we had an issue getting a boarding pass that was explained as “some kind of immigration issue” by the gate agent. Given the current situation and a potentially problematic posting history, we got a little paranoid before arriving. 1/

A key Cold War argument against nuclear proliferation was that smaller, less democratic nations were more prone to go rogue and behave recklessly with nukes. Trump has obliterated that argument to the point those nations are now openly advocating for their “nuclear rights”.

I will tell you that, out here in the real world, if I really want to be persuasive I avoid this kind of language like my life (or argument) depends on it.

The Pope is a moral figure, not a political one. He has every right and reason to make moral arguments. If you’re fighting with him there’s a very good chance you’re on the wrong side of morality.

As a D&D Cleric, Pope Leo has the special ability to perform a Superbowl Shuffle ritual which summons the Holy Spirit of the 1986 Bears 3x/wk. Da Bears fight tirelessly on the Pope’s behalf including a unique slam attack from William “the Refrigerator” Perry.

DU national champs! Again! #frozenfour

90 DEALS IN 90 DAYS! (same idiot)

If you had any real-world experience with Klan members (or just watched O’ Brother Where Art Thou) you already knew white supremacists would get around to the Catholics eventually.

We will need to do post hoc background checks on virtually every federal employee once this nightmare is over.

You know how the weak geeky kid in high school improved his social status by standing up to the bully and getting his ass kicked with dignity? Iran.

The pope rn.

Ok, let’s agree MAGA has the right to vote but they’re not gonna do that because no one wants them to influence our political system.

What I wouldn’t give for the US to have a parliamentary vote of no confidence, snap elections, and a functioning court system.

Deadline is here. New goalpost location and/or distraction imminent.

I’m genuinely concerned how the flat earthers are holding up. Anyone checking in with them? Are they still insanely stupid?

The guy who famously doesn’t pay his contractors, who have an actual signed contract with him, is somehow going to “guarantee” your multi-billion dollar loss based on a social media post if Iran destroys your precious asset? Show me the risk officer that approves that one.

Delicious.

What. The. Fuck. Was. THAT?!?

Like any other potential crime, I would presume the burden of proof falls upon the state to show that someone is not eligible to vote. The government attempting to creat a list of approved voters has it backwards and is also ripe for abuse.

Trump, in private: THE MARKET’S STILL FALLING! LIE HARDER!

One reason I have no issue with describing MAGA as Nazis.

There it is. He blew it by announcing too early, though. Iran now has 13 hours to mock this before market open.

Years can be counted in weeks.

Illegal.

#NoKings Denver.

Here it is. www.wsj.com/livecoverage...

Tall ask, and I. Certainly don’t have the data or skills, but building one of these at the same scale for all major platforms would be very interesting.

So, what positive-sounding mythical nonsense will Trump post between now and market open tomorrow?

Amazing.

Your reminder that normal traffic through the Strait is around 100 vessels per day. 1 - 3 per day is still essentially zero.

Iran’s gift to Trump:

The market isn’t going to fall for Trump’s BS “peace plan” tweet AGAIN, is it? IS IT?!?

Fortunately it’s pretty obvious they are failing that test in a big way.

I need to know if flights are still departing at their scheduled time, leaving behind dozens of passengers who then need to rebook, and further compounding the problem. Feels like a runaway reaction where the entire system will grind to a halt at some point.

We’re closing in on Bush Jr. late 2nd term numbers here.

What he meant to say is that Hitler would have found a way to bribe Trump to stay out of the war and cover up the existence of the Holocaust.

That is…a large increase in yield from one auction to the next.

Trump is obviously looking for an off-ramp, but Iran is in the driver’s seat.

If I ever learned anything, it’s that you don’t throw the first punch unless you’re willing to go all the way. Trump and all of MAGA are cowards. All they know is posturing and bluffing. Now that Iran is calling them on it, they’ll fold.

I hate it when my hockey opponent scores late in the 3rd and changes the “apparent outcome”. Maybe we should disallow goals under the 5-minute mark. Makes as much sense as Alito’s halfwit comment.