Latest MAGA talking point is that voter fraud is impossible to prove. Huge, if true.

First one to have a heart attack “wins”!

Even after making the mistake with the paint color, relatively inexpensive and harmless water dye can help prevent algae growth. I’d recommend black for aesthetic purposes and to enhance the reflective quality of the pool.

Vegas rn: “What even is time anyway?!? Theory of relativity! Quantum entanglement! Good goal!!!” #vgk #nhl

Looking forward to putting Mike Johnson in jail for decades because I instinctively “know” he’s a pedophile. Just following the MAGA system of justice here. Don’t blame the player.

Democrats in the future (hopefully):

I’m going out on a limb to say it was probably from DRINKING THE RAW MILK.

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Yes, please. More D if we can swing it. Thanks.

I am once again asking all produce vendors to classify and clearly mark your peaches as either clingstone or freestone. Thank you.

No, it’s significantly more. A typical car that drives 12,000 miles per year at 20 mpg uses 600 gal of gas per year. At just $1 extra per gallon, with a 2-car household, that’s $1,200 per year. An extra $100 per month is very meaningful to a lot of families. Fuck this guy.

Is our children learning? Seriously, this pleases me.

If CO GOP primary voters deliver us this kook as their gubernatorial candidate it’s a gift the D’s will never forget. 20+ point margin in the general. Guaranteed. What a complete knob.

I’ll take “Who needs a paycheck?” for $200, Alex.

Good. He has been insanely arrogant about this entire thing - treating his critics as children. It’s high time he got a metaphorical spanking.

Goodwill = fairy dust

So we should quadruple them, then?

Polis is very much misreading the moment here. His wealth and status has insulated him from what’s happening on the ground and the importance of accountability for all of MAGA.

Between this and AI, I am clearly retiring at exactly the right moment.

This pleases me.

Normal people are incredibly angry at the obvious hypocrisy. Democrats would be wise to emphasize a nationwide gerrymandering ban with immediate redistricting across the US as part of their campaign this year. Then DELIVER on that the instant they control the House & Senate - filibuster be damned.

Who you think you are is a fantasy built in your own mind and without support. If you want to know yourself, ask others what they see and build on that foundation. Justice Roberts would do well to take this to heart.

I swear to god the number of stupid head fakes this market bites on.

If there’s one criticism of both D pols and voters I heartily endorse it’s that they don’t know how to be team players, make personal sacrifices to achieve larger goals, and generally think and act strategically. Jesus Christ. 61 candidates! In a jungle primary no less. Pure idiocy.

Silver lining: no illegal vindictive prosecutions if there’s no lawyers to perform them.

MAGA cultists are about 25% of America, but Trump voters in 2024 were right around 50%. Focus on the non-cult fraction of Trump voters. We can get them. Promise.

That’s not cheap.

Holy crap. Looks like god might be a Habs fan.

Yep, it’s Sunday.

Where I’m from that insult has been prevalent for decades. Been called that to my face dozens of times. I’m glad they’re doing it in the open. The mask is fully off.

After 1 the Wild are on pace to hold the Stars to just 12 shots on goal all game. Just stifling them. If they can stay out of the box, Dallas is going to struggle to generate any offense at all. #wild #stars #nhl

If his actions were legal (as ICE officials argue), he should be eager to turn himself in and have his day in court. Why do I have the feeling he’s going to go to ground instead?

Banger.

Once again, I find myself turning to Superchunk’s “Slack Motherfucker” as the only appropriate response. youtu.be/f3uahRMd3uA?...

We’ve been trying to make this happen for years. Good to see the spiraling vortex finally ready to plunge down the drain.

Good for him. We don’t need a 20+ person primary in 2028. It encourages internal sniping and backbiting and all the acrimony hands Republicans ammunition to use against us in the general election. Here’s hoping for a civilized selection process.

D+10 is a lot. Like, a lot a lot.

Nobody in human history has needed to log off and go outside more than the people on this app who have decided that it is an act of virtue to get scammed, so long as the scammer purports to be poorer and more desperate than you (Gaza pigbutchering) and/or has the correct politics (Hasan Piker).

I mean, sure, I love Vanishing Anus’ entire catalogue, but the early stuff is where the magic really happened.

Just reentered the US from overseas and en route we had an issue getting a boarding pass that was explained as “some kind of immigration issue” by the gate agent. Given the current situation and a potentially problematic posting history, we got a little paranoid before arriving. 1/

A key Cold War argument against nuclear proliferation was that smaller, less democratic nations were more prone to go rogue and behave recklessly with nukes. Trump has obliterated that argument to the point those nations are now openly advocating for their “nuclear rights”.

I will tell you that, out here in the real world, if I really want to be persuasive I avoid this kind of language like my life (or argument) depends on it.

The Pope is a moral figure, not a political one. He has every right and reason to make moral arguments. If you’re fighting with him there’s a very good chance you’re on the wrong side of morality.

As a D&D Cleric, Pope Leo has the special ability to perform a Superbowl Shuffle ritual which summons the Holy Spirit of the 1986 Bears 3x/wk. Da Bears fight tirelessly on the Pope’s behalf including a unique slam attack from William “the Refrigerator” Perry.

DU national champs! Again! #frozenfour

90 DEALS IN 90 DAYS! (same idiot)

If you had any real-world experience with Klan members (or just watched O’ Brother Where Art Thou) you already knew white supremacists would get around to the Catholics eventually.

We will need to do post hoc background checks on virtually every federal employee once this nightmare is over.

You know how the weak geeky kid in high school improved his social status by standing up to the bully and getting his ass kicked with dignity? Iran.

The pope rn.