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Day 5 at Lord's

This is the way. To truly get past nicotine, your brain needs to down-regulate the number of nicotinic receptors in your brain and resensitise to nicotine, a process that takes about three months (I think). That won’t happen if you’re still feeding yourself nicotine.

New PB for child 1 - he managed to squirrel 29 books under his bed when asked to tidy his room #ohtobe10again

University Challenge #theyoungones #universitychallenge

Even if i didn't think it was BS, I'm not being lectured on 'masculinity' by a sentient toilet brush that got rich by inventing online stalking

freeze frame on man running through bazaar Jason Statham (VO): yeah. thass me. aladdin runnin frum the fuckin fuzz again

Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty Pharmacetical Developer: one is a placebo, the other might make you shit yourself for a week and we can’t tell you which is which (and should you die, we refer you to the signed informed consent from)

Ed Balls

Apologies in advance - the tipping point for this site aligns, unfortunately, with the time of year at which I wang on incessantly about mince pies (which I love) and those who make them (about whom I’m less fond), and pass judgement. For the 4 or 5 people currently following, it’ll be over soon…