HR: “Did you say and I quote “State of my Ass” in your Bluesky post about the SOTU address?”

Literally one of the few times it’s clutch to be from Fayetteville iykyk

Thinking about how the Army scrubbed my why I joined story because of “woke” or whatever but my Alma mater just featured someone’s story who *checks notes* got booted for an honor violation where he said someone in his family died and it was actually his CAT!

Okay that was a beautiful set

I’m sure Bush is keeping his trap shut because he’s actually stoked to not be considered the worst president of the 21st century.

Convinced my dad is plotting against me because he fed my toddlers cookies before nap time.

I deleted TikTok over a year ago and my husband just asked me if I’m back on because TikTok said that I am…

Weird that Ronaldo’s wife attended Melania’s screening at the WH.

Anyone else concerned about the fact that they not only let a murderer go but reassigned him to god knows where else? There’s a killer on the loose.

Checked in with my old republican coworker and yeah we’re cooked. Even with video evidence “Idk I think he did and he may have gone for it. I support law enforcement. I error in the side of the officers “

Has an assignment about how technology has changed society and I wrote about how it has accelerated the exploitation of human labor and I’ve been sweating bullets because it’s a new professor. Just got my grade back and got an A.

That is somehow worse than a participation trophy. Because he didn’t even participate.

“Internal bleeding” is a weird way to say “bruised ego” but okay

Got the question right on Jeopardy today because it was about the movie Ratatouille and I felt like a regular @kenjennings.bsky.social .

The “be quiet piggy” comment actually is interesting if you view it from the lens of Lord of the Flies where Jack is POTUS and Piggy(voice of reason) is the reporter.

Went to Costco on a Sunday and do not have to wait for a whole pepperoni pizza for 20 minutes like I usually do. I would like to thank everyone who is sticking to their New Year’s resolution. Couldn’t be me.

That second sign actually goes hard.

I NEVER want to hear that women are emotional because I just watched in a different POV a dude shoot a woman after someone else called him fat.

You can clearly see her turn her wheel after she reserves so not sure why he thought she was aiming for him.

One of my old soldiers is working in DC now and someone commented they need to keep their head on a swivel on the metro. Buddy when I worked with this dude we responded to calls where soldiers were high and chewed off their own fingers.

Why are these people so hell bent on staying friends when you want to cut them off for who they support? Do it with your whole chest.

I booked my work travel before the holidays 6 months out and just went back and looked at where I booked. Time to cancel all of these Hilton reservations.

How you gunna walk all the way over to someone and get in someone’s personal space and then tell them to back up? Then push them? Bully and unlawful behavior.

Crazy this country started because of a mad king and is crumbling because of someone who is mad that thinks they are a king.

Them: Group of people storming the Capitol and dedicating in the building while beating police with flag poles? Patriots Group of people standing in their own neighborhoods documenting the unlawful detention of their neighbors? Rioters

Let’s get this clear he’s not trying to distract. He’s incompetent and malicious. Dangerous combo.

This is the bad place.

What in the actual f*** are we doing?

Now why would my mom gift my kids a bible when she knows we’re not religious? Then she got mad when I said next year she should gift other religious texts.

I honestly can’t tell if it’s malicious compliance or just gross incompetence but whatever here we are.

Lol people who work for Weiss must really hate her guts.

Sold my house this year that’s in Kansas and of course they made the announcement that the Chiefs are actually moving there. It literally would have been 6 minutes away. 😭

Why is this guy trying to slap his name on everything like an ugly bumper sticker?

This guy has the nuclear football?

Hold up some Republicans enjoyed Wicked because they think TRUMP is like Elphaba? Did we watch the same movie?

Quick someone build a Time Machine so I can tell my old battalion commander that we actually won’t be fighting Russia in the future but will be cozied up with Putin.

Very dumb that one of my West Point peers is making posts basically saying he’s glad this admin took the gloves off for the boat strikes. Everyday some of my peers affirm that 4 years of leadership and ethics classes can’t make someone a better person.

lol someone is trying to get Pete fired. Biggest target on his back with a steady leak of info.

“Is this your God?”

My husband’s old 1SG is trying to be an ICE goon.

Live your life in such a way that it’s not the first trending topic on BlueSky

Just wondering how West Point will spin any of this when everything goes back to normal. They sat by and let the military profession be eroded. Everything I learned in those granite walls was just talk and no action.

Listening to “Turn down for what” while watching the Toys R Us giraffe healed me.

All of this is so deeply unserious.

Can’t spell ethnic cleansing without ICE.

The amount of times that my husband has called “Santa” this week is too dam* high

9 years ago today I was singing in Carnegie hall…

The Reynolds pamphlets except it’s just Trump airing his dirty laundry on “Truth” Social

I raised a very loving kid but man is it a huge shift to have grown up in a non emotional/no physical touch family to raising kids who constantly want physical touch. How many hugs can one person need?!?