Also someone should see who sold stock in the Tylenol company(don’t know the name) pre announcement or who is buying it all up after it dipped.

But no are we really taking medical advice from someone who comes from the same family that lobotomized one of their own family members who had a disability?(spoiler alert it left her paralyzed)

They gave the wrong Kennedy the lobotomy

✋🏽 me getting “touched out” before we even have lunch.

Imma be real for a second…I mix up Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon.

It’s going to be really need when those service members who complied with the strikes against the “drug boats” are spending the rest of their lives in prison.

It’s illegal to say mean but true things about me. Thank you for your attention to this matter. *covers decaying hand with other decaying hand*

When you already planned and paid for a Disney family trip and then they go and do something insanely stupid *rubs temples*

I was at a conference this week and someone asked me what I am and I was like…black. Then they asked me again so I clarified African American. Then they still were puzzled so I was like…my people came off of slave ships.

If anything this proves that Disney should be broken up.

Remember when everyone was mad at Michelle Obama going sleeveless? Just thinking about that….

All of this is just so deeply unserious yet all of it has such serious consequences.

LinkedIn is usually a drain but it’s been so much worse this week. I can’t just tune it out either because it’s required for my job.

People always assume I know Spanish and I hate to tell them I barely passed Spanish.

Sooo is now a good time to advocate for gun control measures or is that still a no?

Kind of weird to be reading Supreme Court decisions for class that happened years ago knowing that this Supreme Court is just shucking everything out of the window.

Riding into DC and I feel like a district 12 tribute going to the Capitol.

PLEASE STOP PLAYING WITH ME! They picked Mel Gibson to get the Thayer award instead of Tom Hanks. Apolitical my butt.

Also wanted to say that I got to meet Tom Hanks when the West Point glee club was invited to celebrate the opening of the National Museum of African American History and honoring the Tuskegee Airman.He was the host. It’s crazy that this is the exact same institution. (I’m in this photo)

Being a west pointer means I already knew why Tom Hanks was trending. My two cents. We used movies and shows that he is in for leadership lessons so often at the academy. There are so many people who were inspired by his work that decided to raise their right hand to serve. He deserves the accolade

The Enshitification of America: How Tech Bros Destroyed Democracy

In what world is it normal to conduct an air strike on drug traffickers in international waters ? Also how is it possible in that same universe that a former drug dealer gets to be the secretary of health and human services?

Damn, he’s in worse shape than the national debt is in.

Me smiling knowing that most of the JAGs I’ve encountered are liberal af.

We should buy a projector that can put a rainbow on the crosswalk in Florida at night

Chuckling to myself that the proof of life photos and videos are supposedly from two months ago.

2 minutes into the F1 movie and …is this literally just a live action Cars movie?

Well didn’t win the lottery today but luckily the drawings never stop.

My response when someone says it’s not a body double: well that guy in front of us right now looks tired, old, and fat. You’re telling me that’s him?

IDC it’s a body double.

So focused on the Nobel peace prize he should have been focused on the NoHell prize.

Not excited about using “No One Mourns the Wicked” for that orange guy. Did you even watch the movie? That would imply he’s actually a good guy.

This feeling reminds me of when I buy a lottery ticket. Sure I’ll probably lose but until the drawing there’s still a chance.

Please, please, please 🙏.

Put the woke back into Army football.

I still don’t understand conspiracy theorist because if they believe that a foreign country created Covid in a lab as a bioweapon why would they just let it run rampant.

Instead of nominating him for the Nobel Peace prize I saw we release the Epstein files and nominate him for the NoBail peace prize.

I think it’s so dumb this guy is ruining his greatest(only) accomplishment (COVID Vaccines). Not logical at all.

Sent my kiddo off to his first day of school and found myself browsing online for kid sized tourniquets. It shouldn’t be like this.

Never been more hype to be physically inactive.

One of my favorite things to see is moms transforming Barbie dream houses into elaborate Cars(Pixar)and Monster Jam play sets. The level of creativity is insane and I love how they’re repurposing items that probably would be in an attic or go to the dump.

"It was very sad, he thought. The things men carried inside [their garbage bags]. The things men did or felt they had to do."

Something about finding out T Swift got engaged in Lee’s Summit….like dang man

lol he’s looking like King Viserys

If you know me don’t say anything about the Love Island Reunion because I fell asleep before it started.

I don't think of Newsom as a potential president, I think of him as a meteor that will crash and hopefully take out a few dinosaurs.

All of this isn’t a distraction. It’s revenge for humiliating him. Revenge for his impeachments. Revenge for his mugshot. Revenge for him losing against Biden. He has nothing to lose because he has more years behind him than he does in front of him.

One of my old college mentors is running for Congress and I just read through his page and there’s nothing like finding out one of your heroes is actually a villain. Like damn okay Harvey Dent.

My three year old has never said “goo goo ga-ga” in his life but has started saying it after hearing one of the Saja boys say it.

Sooo you’re telling me that potus gets to send troops from red states as occupying forces of blue states? Are we living in crazy land