Or maybe even pasta, by the grace of the holy and pure Flying Spaghetti Monster, our lord and savior.

Please help your local pastafarians in case an emergency occurs.

By the grace of the lord of all things, they finally engineered the flying noodle youtube.com/shorts/X21n7...

A little more heartful of noodles today.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster approves this message.

For it is Wednesday, a day of holy reflection my dudes. youtu.be/W2JFOy8cVyY?...

Our Lord's colleague has a point.

Have you been touched today?

I don't have a pasta FSM meme about this. This is exactly what is happening, and it feels too ugly and real to be denied. Whichever god you pray to, pray.

Extremely simple logic, yes?

The holy FSM approves and is most pleased to grant the sanctimony of grace.

This one is for you @donclyde63.bsky.social may you enjoy your Wednesday my dude. youtube.com/watch?v=g1jJ...

Sad to hear about the passing of our brother God's main man Pope Francis. He wasn't one of ours but he was a Friend Of Pasta and we miss him.

Back after a week of not posting for the Lord the holy FSM and honestly with the world and the state it's in, we all need time to go offline and fish peacefully by the river of eternal time. Anyway have a pasta post here. For science.

If you're looking forward to a bleak Monday as I am, remember that the FSM is always at your side 🍝🍝🍝🙏🙏🙏

A miracle sent by the Lord and Pasta Savior! So many noodly appendages and yet the unbelievers will still be unconvinced.

Light up the skies my Lord!

The most beautiful Pastafarian hymn I have ever heard by the stupendously talented Whitney Avalon of the Church of the FSM. Give praise y'all to the floating up there sauce-tossed god. www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLIV...

The Founding Pasta.

Changing my profile picture to something that matches better with Blue Sky but this is the full image that doesn't appear on pfp settings. Image by Ra Rigatoni Smith on Pinterest. in.pinterest.com/cachinnator/

A glorious new day as the FSM holds up the skies for us all. May all your hopes and dreams shine bright this week.

Ok which one of you heretics knew about this and didn't tell the Church of FSM. CONFESS RIGHT NOW. youtube.com/shorts/9fvkc...

Something a little sassy for this Thursday. The FSM is canonically extremely sex-positive of course.

Blessings upon those of you starting something new and exciting today. However scary it feels, the FSM is with you, my brothers and sisters and non-binary comrades in pasta.

Another one by John Coulthart.

An early sighting of the FSM, rendered beautifully by the artist Dave Pollot.

I have danced with many gods in my time. This guy is by far my favorite. The flying spaghetti monster, affectionately known as FSM.

The Lord in his glory embraces all the cutest chaos goblins with His noodly appendage. Blessings on J. E. Beans.

The FSM says boop.

Some TGIF love

If anybody else is feeling combative today, hit me up and let's start beef with some bigot somewhere together.

The historical mystery of how Stonehenge was built is officially SOLVED.

Happy Wednesday to the monster-faith alliance.

Sort of FSM kind of maybe? Idk trippin too hard to tell

Pirate lullaby because it's that kind of Sunday www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L0x...

Former Cult Leader Reveals How He Escaped Needy Followers

A special one for my 100th post on BlueSky. Ultimate pastafather goals.

It was a different time.

Happy hump day and comfort food to all.

One of the greats.

When it's that type of love that you don't need to explain to anyone.