Oh hey, the year already rolled around. I've survived another rotation around the sun. To celebrate, here's Cole sunbathing on a warm day, away from prying eyes. Or so he thinks.

You know, I get it. With a body and cock that huge and swollen, I'd be distracted by myself 24/7 too. Vampire or otherwise. Gift for a friend.

Deep Sea Gigantism, aka very quick sketch-gift for @michverdun.bsky.social.

Gold is such a complimentary color...as long as it can handle a good stretch. But then again it's also nice to just wear nothing at all and admire your own hugeness. ...Could use some help, though, there's a LOT of beef here! Art by the amazing @densdirt.bsky.social

And May's YCH. Because, you know, things are heating up, if you're picking up what I'm putting down. Feel free to hit me up about this or any other previous YCHs at your leisure!

And May's YCH. Because, you know, things are heating up, if you're picking up what I'm putting down. Feel free to hit me up about this or any other previous YCHs at your leisure!

Now that #WetSummerHunks is finally out and about, I feel I can share the full picture I made for the occasion. So enjoy Marcus, as he always is, happily whiling away the hours with a cool drink underneath a hot sun. Most likely surrounded by a whole lot of other hunks all around.

This is Part 4 of #WetSummerHunks 2026 Pool Party 💙🏖️🍹! The next hunks to enter the pool are Keebo, Evil, Benny, Ebb, Mercury, Marco, Narthy, Mak, Marcus and Aaron! Please see the link below to check all the amazing artists: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

You know what time it is. Opening comms for May (not that they ever close, really), including new set of themed discounts. Hit me up in whatever way you fancy!

He likes it when you stare.

Some self care Art by @densdirt.bsky.social

But why stop there? How about bigger? @densdirt.bsky.social

Today I woke up learning I just landed on some block list recently, or Why specifically found this remark personally offensive lol

By some mysterious non-magical force Flare has been transformed into a Mintotaur! For Mino-march that ended Art by the awesome @densdirt.bsky.social

New month, new comms. If your commission fits within the monthly theme (i.e. APES), that's a 30% discount on top of everything else. As always, hit me up here in DMs or through any other means. Thanks!

Here's this month's YCH. A little bit of a lie down and getting handsy. Hit me up through any means you have and we'll see what we can do.

A long hunt leaves the hunter satisfied with his prowess, but severely neglected in other areas. Tend to him, won't you? Fully-rendered commission for an old friend.

"Oh! Haven't seen you before. Are you lost, too? We'd better stick together if we're gonna find a way out. Can't have a cutie like you wandering these halls alone." 😉 After a month of wandering this maze, Basil seems to have changed... not that he's complaining. 🎨: @densdirt.bsky.social

Body of stone, heart of gold.

My first com of this old man and he turns out great 🎨: @densdirt.bsky.social

💦🦦💦 well, someone got Really Pent Up 🎨 by @densdirt.bsky.social #LazureArtByOtherArtists

You stumble upon a labyrinth. Prepare to face the minotaur? Wait where is the minotaur all thats here is a hunky horny Incineroar Art by @densdirt.bsky.social

It's #MinotaurMarch and you've entered my labyrinth! Are you lost? Not to worry, allow me to escort you to the exit...or perhaps my bedchambers?...Too big? Oh, don't be silly! Fear not, I won't eat you...Unless that's what you're actually looking for. Art by the amazing @densdirt.bsky.social

He's so addicted to whacking his pole he can't even stand still for five minutes.

No bigger self love then loving yourself growing bigger. Sketch commission for a friend!

Oh hey, new YCH here. If we're in Mino March, we might as well go back to the labyrinth. As always, no need to pick - all alts are included. This time - normal dick, hyper cock and two variants of clothing (robes or chains, or both). Alts in replies. All images are just WIP previews.

March is here, and commissions are open again (as if they've ever been closed). Contact me, as usual, though any means of communication you've got available. I'll do my best to respond promptly! Additionally, there's two discounts available. If your order qualifies for either, that's 30% off!

Year of the Horse means everything old is gonna be new again. Bringing someone back with a fresh coat of paint.

I don't usually go hyper, but when I do, you can bet it'll be a hunky surfer rabbit with a profound sense of ennui. Shelley is one of a million OCs knocking around in the back of my mind, but this was a YCH done by my good friend @densdirt.bsky.social ! Thanks again!

He really doesn't handle heat well.

The new lady in town got herself a couple of really large farmhands for her property. In other words, started a new Stardew Valley run with @boaris.bsky.social and a third friend of ours. Here's how I imagine my farmer looks like.

Each year, bigger. Because that's just how we roll. (I rushed this so, so much just to make ends meet. But I think it came out just okay enough!)

hit 'em where it hurts!! 🥰✨

As always, commissions are still open for anyone wanting something custom-tailored to their tastes. For this month, a 30% "couples' discount" on multiple characters. Contact me, as always, through any means you find comfortable, from BSKY DMs to Telegram to Discord to what have you.

Here's one for those of you who want to share this month with a special someone or someones. Feb's YCH is up for grabs for anyone interested. No limit on slots, simply come and hit me up through whatever means you find comfortable. Naturally the full product will be lined and fully shaded.

Best part of bein’ a hyper bro? Gettin’ to help out my macro bros! 🐶 - @braxattax.bsky.social 🎨 - @densdirt.bsky.social

I have so many WIPs I wanna draw for myself but I literally have no damn time...

A good horny doodle of one of my human guys, Matt I think this counts as Hyper muscle? (Do I even need content warnings for hyper muscle?) Anyways, stare at his body for as long as ya want, he likes it too~

He needs a workout buddy 🎨 by @densdirt.bsky.social (repost)

Valve you can't just try and flip my sexuality like that holy fuck

A massive barbarian with a hidden grudge. A scion to an influential merchant family. A cursed hier to a lineage now growing afraid of his power. There characters workshopped with @graymouse.bsky.social made for his custom D&D setting, fleshing out the Silver City of Eternal Night.

And for the final artwork of 2025, the hottest teacher daddy I could muster. Who is, naturally, a werewolf.

Wondering what he's dreaming bout? Whatever it may be, he's really liking it~ Great art by the awesome @densdirt.bsky.social ! It turned out incredible 💙

"Mmh, 5 more minutes..." He mutters, knowing full well morning wood that large can not be ignored for long. Another amazing YCH from @densdirt.bsky.social!

Season's greetings from a hot city councilor.

It's December, and it (should be) cold and snowy, so here's a hot YCH to keep the air warm and comfy. As usual, it's another one added to the library, so you may request it even after the month is up. Contact me through any means you have available and comfortable, my DMs are always open!

I love my huge, giant, massive, swole, titanic, growing boyfriend so goddamn much.

He was planning to get this out of the way without an audience, but then you happened to stumble on by. For @michverdun.bsky.social, his stacked lion sona.

濡れ透け犀紋々

Fall is all about change, and embracing that change has been on Basil's mind lately. A quiet moment away from the hustle of everyday life, he reflects on how much he's grown. (1/3) 🎨: @densdirt.bsky.social