Today is what now.

…?

[Some way, some how, Managed to fall asleep whilst reading - book covering his face.]

Ahem. So…

Grabbing @abyssmockingbird.bsky.social, dipping them into a quick move, and pecking their lips. “I think it’s time. Don’t you? Unless you’d rather give finding the ring another go?”

@mittlefrankrose.bsky.social Thea. Tonight. I’m doing it tonight.

[Inhale.] You know I’m not used to this noble stuff… But I think I’ve got a trick or two up my sleeve. I’ll make it work.

But I’m yours.~

Annnddd I’m going to be moving it by tonight.

(Damn.) Well. I think. I’ve teased you about it enough, huh?

Thanks, babe. Love you.

I’m sure you are. Hey. I’d be careful if I were you. Mittens is right behind you.

Babe. Hun. You added a technicality. It’s definitely gaslighting. You can’t find a loophole for this one.

Maybe I should give them the ring.

Babe. You can’t. GASLIGHT my brother. He’ll only hate you more.

Moonbeam!!

// The funniest part is Caspar’s getting banned because Ashe is being petty.

Caspar. I’m still mad at him. Bastard tossed me into the lake, too. I didn’t forget.

Again. One would sooner eat a slug than help you, and the other. Well that’s my sister.

You can try. Don’t forget that killing me also affects House Gaspard.

Babe. One of them currently hate you, and the other won’t say a word because I’m their brother. You aren’t winning here.

<— Same man that raised a dagger to his throat by the way.

Wow. Wowwwww.

Oh, so I can’t bring the king into this, but you can involve your MOTHER?

You made me do it, babe.

Whoever helps Yuri with whatever they’re about to ask, is not only banned from the wedding, but I will have Dimitri deal with you.

[Eye twitch.] Yeah, well. Whatever. Since EVERYBODY knows I was going to marry them, Then I guess I won’t DO it. (Yes he will.)

DICTIONARY JUMPSCARE

[Damn. And here he was thinking he’d get away with it.] Well. Jokes on you, you don’t know where it is.

Damn it. [He can pick locks, but can’t sneakily size a ring finger. Unbelievable.]

You. WHAT?

Shutup idontknow whatyoure talkingabout

Asking for a friend. How does somebody. Hide a ring?

…? [Has had his nose stuck in a book for the last… however long.]

Maybe he WANTED them to know.

What they don’t know, is I did manage to size their finger for the ring.

I’ve lost my touch. Maybe you can help me get it back.

I was a bit busy. Come on. [Though, he’ll have to get those measurements.]

There’s other things I’m focused on when I’m next to you. [HELLO??]

[Completely awake and conscious.] Haven’t gotten your measurement for it yet.

Oh, that second thing is totally going to happen.

… I remember the day I was in the infirmary. … still think I should propose to them.

Babe.

Tell her about what, exactly?

Any of it, babe.

Hey, so let’s not do that!

… I have to see this for myself.

He is… petting… and kissing our daughter? THE Felix. Is kissing. A cat.

… no.

… Felix. Kissing a cat? Felix. Kissing. A. Cat. This isn’t the time for jokes.