No more high maintenance than me, Thea dearest~.

I flirt with all my friends. It’s what I do. I’m like the redhead but actually hot and desirable.

Oh come now, am I not enough~? [They flash a teasing smirk.]

@mittlefrankrose.bsky.social Dorothea this is an emergency I need to know what colour Ashe wants to wear for the wedding so I can pick my best dress.

Do I have a white dress? Is it technically sacrilegious for someone like me to wear white?

You’re impossible.

Oh, if you’re taking away the challenge, you have to do this right. Wine and dine me like we’re noble brats, Sparrow.

I’m still finding a way to get that ring.

Nice try, but I’d be sneezing blood if Mittens was.

Fineeee. No gaslighting your brother.

Oh now you want to spoil my fun. I’m determined, Sparrow.

Is it gaslighting if I will technically stop harassing him upon the arrival of felines who can kill me by existing?

Great, I need to get into the estate before Vestra does.

I don’t usually involve civilians, but… Can you pick a lock? 😇

I can’t do it for free, I do have some standards.

You know, if you want someone dead, hire a professional—. And by hire I mean give me literally just a random rock and I’ll do it.

Caspar. He did try to murk me.

Reverse psychology. I convince Issac the only way I stop hassling him is he summons the cats by opening the pantry, my pet bird retrieved the ring while I flee the cute things that can kill me, I win.

I either have to marry Ashe or kill him at this point those are my options.

If they don’t know what I’m asking them to get, I can pull it off.

WHY WOULD I AGREE SAY NO HE KNOWS TOO MUCH ABOUT ME.

Or I can ask Elise and Issac.

HE THINKS I’D SAY NO????

You made me do it, babe.

That’s it I’m asking my mom to do it—.

Oh that’s a lowblow. Fine. I need to invite my mother over for tea. [BECAUSE ASHE WOULD NEVER HURT MAMA LELERC OR BAN HER FROM THE WEDDING. CHECKMATE.]

DONT BRINT THE KING INTO THIS!

…-Hey so who wants to help me with something very important?

Thea is my best friend, if I suspected my boyfriend was planning to propose she would be the second to know. After mom.

I’ll find it. [And they will technically find it! They’re just can’t get near it.]

I’m too pretty for this, stop trying to send assassins after me.

[Not their ring finger. They’re too light a sleeper for even him to sneak around.] You need more practice.

You’ve long since lost your touch, you’re not that sneaky anymore.

I was awake when you sized my finger in the middle of the night, this isn’t as much of a surprise as you think it is.

It doesn’t exactly work if you ask it out loud where I can hear, Sparrow.

I do nothing wrong, ever.

Haaaaa…

Spinning a knife in their hand. It’s actually very clean…like they washed it just an hour ago. What mischief were they preforming?

Or maybe he’s covering his ass because he’s nowhere near as deft anymore.

What he at he doesn’t know is awake during it, he’s still sloppy.

//If you’ve ever seen Moriarty the Patriot and know how William acts when he confesses he doesn’t like smoking, where he’s a little uh SI inclined That’s also very Yuri core.

//I forgot I get insane on Yuri my silly scrunkly.

People who know my true name are either on my List or stuck with me forever, that’s how this goes.

[Pointing at Shez] …-I’m still deciding.

[Pointing in the direction of Rowe territory] The List.

[Pointing at Bernie, Ashe, their mom, and the wolves] Stuck with me. Sorry, but not really all that sorry.

//I shut down for a nap holy cow