Two straight men talking “Wow bro your balls are absolutely massive” “thanks bro, I love you so much bro” “I’m so glad we can be so open with each other and our feelings… and our bodies…” “me too bro, me too…. So can I touch them?” “Absolutely bro!”

Straight guys love it when you tell em how big their nuts are, they go absolutely crazy for it

ChatGPT, shit my fucking pants for me buddy

My gfs came back from Cali with a substitoad shirt and a new gay manga for me to read, they know me so well ☺️

Judas Priest is so good dude

My perfect career would be working at a video rental place in the 80s and 90s recommending obscure horror movies that you would absolutely hate

Finally started playing Cyberpunk, and I just wanna meet the fella who thought up the name “jig jig street” I need to have a conversation with you sir

Never let the world being fucked stop you from being freak nasty

You gotta say the “Satoru, Suguru” part in Mr. Loverman, it’s the LAW

You ever just crank it to a porno mag? Very retro very analog

I love using the horsey shampoo cause it makes me feel like a good boy 😤

I was doing this very advanced humor where I’m stupid as fuck and not even remotely funny

It’s storming hard this morning and gonna be until Saturday I love this time of the year so much 🥰

You watch JoJo’s for the story I watch it for the hot men we are not the same

i think this is my first time drawing hypno 😵‍💫

I love being a dumb bitch I wish I was stupider

What happens to dumb little baby girls who can't keep their pullups dry and leak in their pants? Well they get taken to the changing table and put in thick pampers of course!

Every time I pick up Yugioh cards

Everyday I wake up and just want to go back to bed 😭

Happy tuesday~ wanna rub bulges? in briefs :3c #twunk #briefs #puppplay

searching in the grass #furryart #yiff

I've heard it's puppy day?! that means you have to give me belly rubs~ sorry, I don't make the rules :3c (yes, shame on me for not colour-matching my undies) #twunk #pupplay #briefs

Idk how but we need to get impressionable young men away from the “manosphere” and “looksmaxxing” and back into inspirational shonen anime

Spent the night cleaning and repairing my Sambas and just finished waterproofing my canvas backpack 😮‍💨

Do prefer boy dogs, girl dogs, or a mix of both?

Do prefer boy dogs, girl dogs, or a mix of both?

I love watching twinks kiss…. I love watching them have sex with each other too >.>

Have yall seen that French show with the gay dogs?! ITS SO CUTE AHHHHH 😭😭😭😭😭

*typing and clacking on her pussy* *hacker voice* “I’m in”

Fat cock Friday? What about sleepy cock Friday? How about? Take a nap cock Friday? Or perhaps cozy cock Friday

Googled my symptoms and it turns out I’m a dumb little loser

My voice is in so much diaper porn yall have no idea hehehe 😘

I know I shouldn’t… but I REALLY wanna try a honey pack…

Awruff~ it was great to finally meet you, puppy! T'was a great evening, and of course uppies were duly given! 🥰 🆙 : @padded-wolfie.bsky.social #abdl

Nothing like a good baba of apple juice and putting on my nighttime diaper after lifting heavy weights at the gym. Nap for this little baby for sure!

everyone should experience the joy of a diapered playdate <3 @kenzielilkitten.bsky.social

Top 4 middle space movies in no particular order

age regression is good 4 ur soul. also violence & blood & terror & bruising & scarring & crying & pissing urself & throwing up &

Every morning on my way into work I get a milk from our cafeteria and it’s reached the point where all the ladies there know me and they started giving me free milks 🥰

I have an important meeting today so I’m wearing a suit and this thing is so uncomfortable… like where am I supposed to put my cock in this thing?

I moan when I eat especially when it’s extra yummy and like it’s normally not a big deal but we had a work dinner and I was trying so hard not to but the appetizer was so yummy and I let out a soft moan and my coworker immediately turned to me and was like “it’s yummy huh?” YALLL 😭

Growing up playing soul calibur and just seeing Voldo moan and wiggle around like a horny earthworm…. It had an affect for sure

Heavy are the hands that cup the balls

Happy tuesday~ come nuzzle :3 #twunk #briefs #twt

Phones need to bring back headphone jacks, I think wireless Bluetooth earbuds fine but over ear headphones should be wired and I’ll die on that hill

All morning I can’t stop singing “jaaaaaack meeee, behind the bearded baiter” pls someone help me

Whenever I’m feeling run down, burnt out, stressed, at work I just remember who I’m doing all this for ✨the shareholders✨

My favorite nerdy music thing to do is to use samples and instruments that are not synthesizers and make them sound like synthesizers in the song

Sorry job but I’m busy reading game informer and beating my meat today