Dear @cloakbrand.bsky.social - I know you’re busy - but my favorite sweats are getting holes - can you please come back online for some purple joggers? Sincerely, I’d like to give you my money.

ILYSM

(Insert super metal guitar riff)

LPOTL and Behind the Bastards doing back to back coverage of Jimmy Saville is enlightening, but not good for mental health... have ya'll ever considered hopping on a group call to schedule your Gold Star drops?

I forced my very non interested SO to watch mf’in Juicy Love Dion’s quick change because GIRL WHAAAAAAAAAAT.

From one nurse to another, Mandy Mango ILYSM

current favorite old person meal: cottage cheese, everything bagel seasoning, roasted sunflower seeds, roasted edamame

Perhaps I’m a hipster when it comes to game collecting. If you can’t provide proof of Super Snow Bros OR a CIB copy of Chrono Trigger and/or CIB Earthbound — you have nothing. Peddle thine wares elsewhere. Also if you have a copy of Super Snow Bros you’re trying to sell, please contact me 😭 🤣 ⛄️ ❤️

Tonight I made a tiny bowl of peas with a tiny human

Useless Headcanon: The song Never Be Lonely by Juan Solo Crane in The Sims 4 (Romance Song) is 100% sung by Josh Groban, how am I the only person who hears this???? www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCGH...

ISO: a book to read that will terrify me. Any suggestions?

I just noticed that when I rotate out my Patreon subs it’s just a constant cycle of making sure I’m giving @facianea.bsky.social $10/mo. 0 complaints, would purchase again.

I have no less than 9 physical books in my TBR pile and I despise that it’s easier to read an epub from my phone because then I cannot be distracted by my phone….

Please. Please don’t make me watch 30 more minutes of pointless “alliance” talk.

1) why was there 30min of unnecessary “alliance” dialogue? 2) why is the runway 30min in? 3) ???

I’m so angry I keep typing up posts and deleting them. No words can convey how any of us feel. I’m not okay, and there’s no amount of memes and lols to fix this. Mr Rogers said there would be helpers, but what happens when they’re being executed point blank on the streets of our neighborhood?

All this talk about the Blizzard of 93.... that was the winter we missed so much school my Mom had to teach me Long Division (many tears were shed) - and then I said I was going out to play and instead nearly deleted myself sledding straight into the icy Chickahominy River, ah childhood.

Don’t be jealous of my sweet AF belated Xmas gift…

My brother just asked me “So what happens if you complete all Five Nights at Freddy’s?” And I finally got to unleashed a ten years long pent up tangent.

It's fascinating to me how targeted ads consistently miss the mark with me. I'm a 40yr old female who is not married and does not have children. Half the time I get baby stuff ads, the other half I'm getting car ads in Spanish. Do better. Advertise me Legos and Cat Toys.

My Rage Cannot Be Contained

It’s tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime

Headcanon - Foxy jams out to Tom Waits afterhours... (specifically the song Singapore)

It wouldn’t be a festive holiday season without Mystery Illness™️

I made a point to download GoodReads simply so I could log a handful of negative book reviews. Never in my 40yrs of life have I read something so absolutely terrible that I sincerely hope the author paid to self publish… I should have finished my English degree.

Burger, Slider and their plush squeaky land mine…

Who needs a drivers side window in December in the Midwest anyway?

For a really long time, like ages 16-26, I used a stick of RAM as a keychain. It was old, like 32MB or something ridiculous. Could you imagine a kid doing that today? Most expensive keychain ever...

What do you mean Chica’s Secret Party???? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SCOTT?!

Whilst purchasing my FNAF2 tickets today, the seat selection screen used The Puppet to indicate filled seats, and that has brought me so much joy.

Reminds me of working in Williamsburg.

Saw this guy today for the first time in approximately 35 years. He’s still as smarmy as ever.

@qfgbook.bsky.social - my brother and I were chatting last night and decided Manu from QFG3 needs a wife. Meet, WoManu (I am so sorry 🤣)

Burger, Slider. 🍔 🍔 ♥️

Space Burger!

Will you enjoy that extra hour of sleep tonight? #FallBack #DaylightSavings

There's nothing that can adequately explain the ire I have that my blood sugar rockets into the 200's simply due to waking up.

Fresh batch of porch kitten(s)

$288 for 90 days of CGM wearables and meds. I’ll just tack that on to the other $120 I already pay every 90 days for the other meds to keep me alive… I did not ask for this financial burden. Genetically it’s not even my fault… Just a cog in the capitalism machine I guess…

And for my next magic trick; I will be diagnosed as a T1 Diabetic on my 40th birthday.

For better or worse, I woke up this morning and I’m officially 40. “the party was for you”

I’m tired y’all. I’m really tired.

You know you've been in the nursing profession too long when you're reviewing lab results and you can see in your minds-eye the cholesterol deposits based upon the numbers in front of your eyes. It's like a Sherlock Holmes power, but way less cool.

Today would have been my Dad’s 70th birthday. Time is weird. Don’t waste it. Listen to more Tom Waits. Dance in your driveway. Eat more late night Taco Bell. Smoke’m if you’ve gottem. “Drive Fast, Take Chances, And Always Swerve To The Left,” - JWP ❤️

Hi, if anyone wants to know, Weird Al opened his show and stood right in front of me and breathed my air. This may be as close as I ever get to my hero. Also Clownvis was there. Amazing night 10/10 no notes.

None of my friends kids have ever seen me with natural hair. Yesterday my 2yr old sorta nephew (don't ask) says "Why your hair purple?" I said "My Dad had purple hair too! I think it runs in the family?" And he just goes "Oh, Okay!" and runs along :) Level 2 Bog Witch Unlocked.

I saw that Netflix had filtered The Fairly Odd Parents into "Retro TV" last night, had a visceral reaction, yelled at my SO, scrolled to the next show - Trailer Park Boys, and began angry sobbing. Anyway, 28 days left until I'm 40. It's going fine. I'm fine. It's alllllllllllllllllllllll fine.

Better Tuesday Vibes: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFNX...