Oh, so close.

Matt Walsh has always been lost.

Huh.

When you’ve lost Milli Vanilli, or at least the latest incarnation thereof. apnews.com/article/free...

Some of these “artists” would come to your home for a Domino’s pizza.

Ran into Leo on the Westie’s walk this morning. The Pope is a handsome lad, and is nice to the Westie.

Ahem.

We’re going to wind up with JD and Marco singing “I Got You, Babe.”

He’s a multi-faceted scumbag.

Man, someone in the audience charged the stage and attacked a graduate at a high school graduation? That’s kind of funny and not at the same time. www.wtvr.com/news/local-n...

Huh.

Of all the embarrassing things Trumplandia has brought us, this is one of them.

No shit. www.mediaite.com/media/tv/cnn...

Jesus, lady, nobody asked you.

Not seeing the downside.

Somewhere, Stephen Colbert is smiling.

“In two weeks, more or less.”

[Nods.]

Situation normal, then.

TACO.

People need to lose bar licenses here. Not a close call.

Kaboom.

Be more smug. Oh, wait, he can’t.

Not in a hundred lifetimes is this true. This MFer couldn’t figure out a 20% tip in his head, not that he likely tips.

Your hand wouldn’t look like that if you crushed it in a vise.

“Family values.”

Can’t fool Marco.

Not watching CBS isn’t really going to be a problem for me, since I watched one (1) show there, and now it’s gone.

Oh, there’s something BAD in the grand jury transcripts.

@gene4va.bsky.social What the actual hell is THIS? www.advocate.com/politics/nat...

It’s as if they’re in disarray.

By Tina Peters, probably. That’s about it.

“Sounds pretty fucking stupid.”

The financial statements should be hilarious.

Let’s find out.

“Absolutely fucking nothing” was 2nd.

It’s as if he pulls these things out of his fat ass.

I think “Feel compassion for the rich folks, won’t you?” is of extremely limited political utility.

It’s as if he can’t do anything without a whole bag of Adderall and weeks to prepare.

“There ain’t no party like a Ka$h Patel party, because all his parties are vulgar.”

Pete gives the best two minute explanations in politics.

I’ve declared Mike Johnson a fucking nitwit, and the difference is that I’m right.

“The Hunchback of Mostly Lame.”

I just saw a photo of Reese Witherspoon, with her son, who just graduated from NYU. The son is wearing a sash that says “First Generation.” Now, it’s true that neither Reese nor Ryan Philippe graduated from college (Reese went to Stanford for a bit), but . . . 1/2

And by the way, get a job!

“Spineless hack” works, too.

He is a bootlicker of epic scope.

“Oh, what a friend we have in pipelines.”