left: week before breakup right: one week after breakup 🖤

left: week before breakup right: one week after breakup 🖤

LIKE KUROSAWA I MAKE MAD FILMS K I DON’T MAKE FILMS BUT IF I DID THEY’D HAVE A SAMURAI

13 year old i babysit: you’re 32? i thought you were like 45 me: wait why? 13 year old: because you call Steely Dan ‘The Dan’ 😔

“why did you cut and dye your hair like that” because i wanted to look like gina gershon and jennifer tilly in BOUND (1996) that’s why

first substack post is up 🦉link below

hi yes i would like to see the baby

Me with my framed photo of @motelsiren.bsky.social on my bookshelf next to Sad Sexy Catholic and Final Girl

being proud of yourself is very cool, btw. don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

if you see me camping out in front of 30 Rock next week for Paul McCartney SNL tickets please throw water and granola bars at me

they’re screening that short horror film i’m in at the end of the month and now the people of new york are going to see me lick milk out of a wine glass bc i play a cat woman

first substack post is up 🦉link below

this administration is both stupid and evil in a way i have never seen

i wish panera still made the lemonade that kills you

some twin peaks thoughts as a DV + SA survivor

yesterday i told my therapist that depression feels like i’m coming down the escalator and life keeps telling me i’m not funny enough to dress like adam sandler

my aunt out here celebrating easter like she’s in inland empire

my aunt out here celebrating easter like she’s in inland empire

some twin peaks thoughts as a DV + SA survivor

am now Woman Who Has Interviewed 2/3 Members of The Lonely Island

jason segel called me cool at the end of our interview

woman who finally made a turbo tax appointment

am having a good time acting and being in stuff. plz let me b in ur stuff

am having a good time acting and being in stuff. plz let me b in ur stuff

being happy in a relationship while building a career on poetry about shitty men feels like when lorde released solar power idk

my third book + first full-length collection of poetry coming to a bookstore near you very soon 💜 @clashbooks.bsky.social

my third book + first full-length collection of poetry coming to a bookstore near you very soon 💜 @clashbooks.bsky.social

might be a longshot but - asking for a friend in her 70s who is a New York state resident: is anyone familiar with Medicaid in NY/ applying for Medicaid/know why it would take months to get approved?

yay job love job

plz cast me as a beautitul woman who does something weird wrong and bad in ur short film 🎥 LILY OF THE VALLEY (2026) dir. Julia Weisberg Cortés ✝️🪽🐇 LAST DIVE BAR IN TRANSYLVANIA (2026) dir. Leza Cantoral 🦇🥛🩸

i forgot that you can’t post a cool thing that happens to you on here without like… replies so negative that they make threads look tame lol will be turning da comments off when my book gets announced besitos

I LOVE BEING PUERTO RICAN

lol i have officially interviewed walton goggins the most times out of any other actor and it’s been a dream and a half every single time

lol i have officially interviewed walton goggins the most times out of any other actor and it’s been a dream and a half every single time

season 1 & season 2 💙💛☢️ i love my job

season 1 & season 2 💙💛☢️ i love my job

i look like this now thank you for stopping by

i look like this now thank you for stopping by

i taught in that very building for three years and then it became a location in Fallout 76

Peacemaker is such a great show with so many funny and interesting characters and @motelsiren.bsky.social write up on Vigilante is on point

🖤pam🖤

i’ll see u again in 25 years 🦉

🖤pam🖤

i’ll see u again in 25 years 🦉

1 month sober today. traveling for work. finding my people. exciting things happening behind the scenes. doing pretty well these days 🧿

get you someone who looks at you the way gillian anderson looks at me

am blonde now btw

went 2 emmys btw