You’ve never had lumpia like this

Shiny charm is off to a great start. #PokemomLegendsZA

AHHHHHHH #PokemonLegendsZA

Here’s the #FCF version from earlier too 🦖

As promised my 2nd contribution for #fcf #fatcockfriday

Lend a hand? #fcf

and what are you gonna do about it? #fcf

As promised for this weeks #fcf

Happiest of fat cock Fridays! Haven’t participated lately but here’s my cock. #fcf

What do you think he saw while meditating 👀

He’s all grown up!

Heard the shiny noise while out collecting mega shards! #PokemonLegendsZA

And a new trainer card!

Gave myself a little makeover. #PokemonLegendsZA

One of my favorite games of all time I’m gonna cryyyy 😭😭😭

I love him so much. Got him to lvl 100 and he’s untouchable now.

OH YES

Does he know he’s alive

I’m only allowed to have cunty shiny pokemon

Exboyfriend who is now married has re-added me on Facebook and Snapchat, how messy do I want to make this?

Pokédex is done! Now to finish up Mabel’s chores

Two divas stand before me… #PokemonLegendsZA

Finished the main story of Pokemon Legends ZA! It’s not better than legends Arceus but it was still a lot of fun! Now it’s time to get the shiny charm 😌

I can’t stop winning!

See kids? Complaining works! Shiny AND alpha!

The most annoying e-girl you know is about to make Canari her entire online persona

Do we vibe with my team (altaria will be dropped for Drampa when I get one)

So many people finding shinies in ZA and I haven’t seen a single one 😦

Kinda obsessed that every trainer gives they/them energy regardless of how you dress your character. #PokemonLegendsZA

I’m drowning

Happy tuesdayyyyy

Pilgrims Traverse cleared! Random matched party for each tier…never again. #FFXIV

Fat cock fridayyyyyy #fcf

Aenc Thon gaming hours #FFXIV

Probably won’t get any responses but imma try

Happy Thursday

Pokémon Go Fest being in Chicago next year?!! Ok who comin with me

Oh so you guys hate me

My final fantasy 9 loving ass audibly gasped with excitement when I saw the oglops finally make an appearance. #FFXIV

Does anyone wanna form a 4 man party to do the new deep dungeon with me (very serious) #FFXIV

Good morning Chicago!

It sounds the same as the last 3 albums

I do just LOVE that these movies are set at a camp with a lake and none of the actors learned how to jump in a lake like a lifeguard would. Just full belly flop in the water

Ok so I’ve watched the first 4 Friday the 13th movies and I do understand horror camp now. These movies aren’t good necessarily but the campy vibe is fun to experience

She was discharged today! She’s home now and enjoying all the gifts she got while she was gone. Still has a long way to go for recovery but we are glad she’s home!

Coworker said my voice is “squirrel-like”. So I will no longer be speaking at work, sorry

Happy lochtober to Nessie

That honestly may have been one of the most shocking eliminations I’ve ever seen in any reality competition show #DWTS

She drank liquids by herself for the first time since the accident! She can’t wrap her lips around the cup, so she just pours the apple juice in her mouth, but we are making progress!

The gay community has lost an absolute legend today. Rest in Peace to the ORIGINAL Miss Gay America, Norma Kristie. I had the absolute privilege of meeting her once a few years back and she was always one of the kindest souls.