Age yourself with a film you saw in a cinema as a kid

I miss the days when the best worst thing we could expect was a taco truck on every corner.

It's hard to imagine a more inappropriate, unprofessional thing for a dentist to say...and yet this clown claims it's just "somebody trying to cancel her." Anything not to take responsibility for the words that actually came out oof her mouth. abc7.com/post/santa-c...

Not being able to spell “ideological” is so very in brand for Kash Patel. It’s not like “dogma” which is so much easier to sound out.

Angelenos should be aware that #KTLA is a #Nexstar station. Nexstar is the media company that colluded in the #Trump admin’s scheme to get Jimmy #Kimmel pulled off the air. Let their advertisers know what you think. #censorship #1stAmendment

Would love to see the NYTimes suspend Ezra Klein indefinitely to make room for Matthew Dowd.

I would love to be part of the conversation on MSNBC related to the Kimmel story and it's chilling effects on first amendment, but unfortunately I was terminated by MSNBC for stating that "hateful thoughts lead to hateful words which lead to hateful actions".

Shorter Ezra Klein:

I feel like we need a brush up on the difference between crack ups and crack downs.

Here is some non-satire for you: Trans rights forever.

So much for "Spencer Cox, Voice of Moderation."

Pointing out Charlie Kirk's hate speech is not hate speech. It's objective reporting. Apologize to Matthew Dowd and rehire him. A full-throated embrace of genocide is hate speech – beyond all measure. Fire Brian Kilmeade. Immediately.

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid Rock

I don't know how I've gone through life without fully tuning in to how good--and how [email protected] is. Listening to him hollow out Howie Mandel's empty skull right now, and you can hear Mandel's brain dissolving. Marc Maron is a fucking boss.

“sTAnNinG” 🤪

I think this is actually a rhetorical trap. They’re waiting for people on the Left to notice that they appear to be mad because Cracker Barrel’s liberal overlords have cancelled the cracker in their logo. Someone of the Left will then point out indignantly that “cracker” is a slur from…1/

Donors to any of these institutions that come across with cash for Trump should never give again. It's hard to imagine more feckless stewardship of donated funds and charitable status.

Who did this

It is increasingly clear that the majority of federal law enforcement officers do little or no real work, hence having the time and resources to do what they've been doing under Trump. Whole agencies need to be zeroed out, with employees sued to pay back salaries and benefits wrongly obtained.

It would appear that Chutzpah precludes the wisdom of slinking off in shame when the situation demands it. #Dershowitz #Dersh #RandomDickheads #PublicTurdsWhoDontKnowWhenEnoughIsEnough #CancelCulture #CancelCultureDoesHaveItsUpsides

Oh puh-lease. Why are people surprised about this? The guy doesn’t even have a bank account. He keeps all his money in a utility bucket in the chicken coop. All of this shit has been sitting right out in the open for years.

I’m not so politically charged that I would say child abuse occurs in just one political party. Abusers from different political ideologies, or none at all, are documented. But there is one common denominator in each case, and that is religion, and the ownership of children it grants believers.

Hello Mueller, She Wrote, I’m Zach, a high school journalist. I just published an exclusive investigation into how 193 Trump donors funneled $2M through Guam, raising quid pro quo and campaign finance concerns. Would be grateful if you gave it a look or shared it: open.substack.com/pub/zachkahn...

“At a meeting with constituents in 2019, Mandami told a 3-year old that Mandami had gotten the toddler’s nose. The real story was it was just Mandami’s thumb in his hand” - The NYT, probably

We’ve now entered the backpedaling phase in which the story was written by a coffee boy and girl and some freelancer we barely know. Not even sure who was the editor because who ever knows…? #nytimes #patrickhealy #mamdani #columbia #cjr www.cjr.org/news/times-m...

Let's be clear: Jordan Lasker's scandal is MUCH worse than that of Harvard's Claudine Gay, which the NYT covered for days. Gay wasn't fired. Bryan Pesta was. Jordan Lasker could never be hired. If the NYT cares about academic misconduct, they must now cover Lasker's sins. They made him the story. 6/

This one’s by @dodai Stewart, who ought to be ashamed of hyping this ratfuck trash. Don’t these people ever get tired of punching themselves in the face?

I don't think the @nytimes.com editorial and leadership understand how terrible this Mamdani hit piece is and how it will further tarnish their reputation unless they make some massive correction or apology. I hope some writers can speak up behind the scenes.

It would appear that @erinburnett.bsky.social of #CNN owes viewers a retraction and protestors an apology. In future, maybe #CNNOutfront should send professionals to cover protests. Come on, CNN. Address this lapse.

God bless, Keekay!!! #noice #abolishice #gododgers #dodgers

This was the Happy Meal of military parades

One thing I’ll say about the DHS, FBI, and Secret Service thugs is they’ve renewed my appreciation for Senator Padilla.

I’ve been pretty critical of @padilla.senate.gov for being invisible…but this was not that. Keep fighting, Senator! Your constituents need you and we’re counting on you!

Marine veterans are speaking out against the troop deployment in Los Angeles. Across the country, they’re taking down their American flags that have flown in front of their homes for years. Remember, we have friends everywhere.

Well...yeah. I mean, we all remember that this is the We're-Actually-OK-with-Slavery Wing of the 19th c. Baptist Church, don't we?

@schiff.senate.gov @padilla.senate.gov @governor.ca.gov @gavinnewsom.bsky.social Where are you, gentlemen? The governor’s statement is weak and shameful. And California’s two invisible Senators Schiff and Padilla will be remembered for doing nothing. The voters won’t forget.

Abolish ICE

In honor of dear leader #Trump ‘s full fledged meltdown on the subject of public parasite, #leonardleo, I give you this portrait of the man himself, with his pocket priest and rent-a-blackshirt.

This from a man whose financial sophistication doesn’t even extend to maintaining a personal checking account. #bigbeautifulbill #goplies

Lookit these ghouls

Why I gotta watch this brokedick #FrankGraham mewl and whine on my TV again? Not buying his hypocritical bag of insincere doorknobs.

why the fuck do I gotta look at this broke-dick motherfucker while I’m tryna watch baseball? #franklinfuckingraham

The Little Marco Inaction Figure

For no particular reason I've been thinking of the story of the Trojan Horse. ...Priam at the altars, polluting with blood the flames that he himself had sanctified.

This distinction that @ericlipton.nytimes.com and his colleagues at the #NYTimes routinely make is supercilious, pedantic, and empty. He would undoubtedly say that he is articulating a core tenet of journalistic ethics, but it’s really just a prophylactic defense of a particular definition of…1/

Kristi Noem would not know antisemitism if it walked up and kissed her on the lips. I can say this because I’m quite sure it has.

This guy already tried this. He had plenty of other stuff to worry about, too, and it didn't work out well for him either.

I mean, this is good, I guess. But just so we’re clear: the AMA is a lobbying organization. They’ve fought hard to see that our healthcare system is…exactly what it is right now.

RETWEET if you stand with Judge Hannah Dugan!