It’s a bit nsfw in Pompeii 😱

Guess where I am today! A clue:

British people shouting at each other below your hotel window - annoying, disrespectful Italians shouting at each other - atmospheric, cultural

Appropriate holiday reading

Zeus had nice tits

Guess where

Napoli.

Cock pic from Naples

The ‘apps’ are pinging in Naples 🍆🍑

When in Naples

Guess the mountain

What is a Taylor Swift?

Conversations on the airport shuttle bus: “Pam, we had to be up this early when we went to Benidorm”. “Stacey’s going, but Steve’s going somewhere else”

Same.

I don’t think your ration book counts as ‘digital ID’ @mkmike.bsky.social www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Are we still waiting for the Rapture? Is it worth me making lunch?

Fiendish ambush plot foiled on my morning run

Why can’t Alexa play the right songs then? AI can forecast your future health – just like the weather www.bbc.com/news/article...

I see Camilla’s gin flu has worn off

Did I ever mention how much I enjoy living in a rugby town?

Go girls! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Do let me know if this loss is affecting you in any dramatic way and I’ll pop them in the post

Somebody get @mkmike.bsky.social from out of the Anderson shelter

Wander along the Tweed

Something about bathroom lighting I believe

Guess where I am

I’m on a ‘bus’. Apparently the little red button isn’t for ordering drinks. Who knew?

Didn’t the dado you put up in your lean-to make it through to the finals, @mkmike.bsky.social? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I see some of you are only just getting up. Meanwhile I’ve walked a few miles, been to the allotment and cleaned the fridge

Maybe the BBC should think about making something original again for a fucking change metro.co.uk/2025/08/23/m...

Anyone want to chip in? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Anyone for a ‘99?

Guess where

Would you all like me to point out the historical inaccuracies in #king&conquerer now or shall I wait?

I knew buying you those Jules Verne books for Christmas would end in chaos, @mkmike.bsky.social www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Fucking flag shaggers have arrived

Daytime drinking like you lot

Do be careful when you fly back from Torremolinos with 1/2 oz of duty free rough shag secreted in a straw donkey, @mkmike.bsky.social www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Unemployed couple with 3 kids moved to larger council house www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Just spent a grand on a new mattress

Why is the BBC describing VJ Day to us as if we’re 12?

I do hope this isn’t your new ride, @singingbathmatt.bsky.social 😱 Twin Lamborghinis seized in supercar crackdown www.bbc.com/news/article...

Don’t forget your glasses everyone! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Didn’t you learnt anything from that business with the tulips, @mkmike.bsky.social? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Who was kicked out to let @singingbathmatt.bsky.social back in? 😱 First migrants detained under 'one in, one out' deal with France www.bbc.com/news/article...

Comfy, luv?