I am living in such fear of what the Planning & Infrastructure Bill will mean if passes unamended into law. How then to speak for old trees, the bats who encircle it at night or the birds that live in this hedge? www.wildlifetrusts.org/all-you-need...

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Under Over Over - West Hampstead So it's taken a while, but I've finally found a location where you can clearly see London Underground trains traveling over London Overground trains. The vantage point is at West Hampstead Overground station at the end of the platform.

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A reminder on National Coming Out Day that April’s Fool Day isn’t the best time to tell your best friend 🙈

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WTF? Wordle 1,561 3/6 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Heaven knows where Lincoln’s allegiance lies but I’m sticking with Cornwall.

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Ikmen book 27 The Wooden Library published in paperback on 11th September. I’m giving away 2 copies to celebrate. RT and follow to enter. Winners announced Wednesday 10 September.

“Up next on BBC One, the weather forecast, with special guest Nigel Farage.”

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And this is why AI is shit.

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Me apparently 😂

Q for non-Aussies: what would you find in this section of a shop?

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At least someone laughs at my jokes.

Happy Lammastide everyone. I can’t say I’m not disappointed that Clintons didn’t have a range of cards for the occasion.

Nicely timed for halftime for the Lionesses, here’s the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC

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365 streak on Duolingo!

This is exactly what the internet is for.

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Hmm

Wearing my Bp tshirt in support of Budapest Pride 🌈

Tell me how you know you’re queer without telling me. GIF edition

You know you’re in the posh end of town when the couples on the next table in the cafe are discussing who they get to clean their silver.

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I’m going out for a picnic with some ex-work friends. If you see a red blob sitting on a blanket in the sun please say hi.

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The gym is calling. I might not answer.

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Gary Lineker: "This is the mistake the BBC makes. The BBC tries to appease the people that hate the BBC, rather than worrying about the people that love the BBC."

Where is the King handing you your Maundy money this year? @bedsboy.bsky.social

FFS Wordle 1,398 X/6 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜

Calm down Dorothy, I've spent longer putting the bins out

Bit late…

I’m in Speedos! (It’s the name of a cafe on Bondi beach, you’ll be glad to hear).

Do waiting staff have an inbuilt ability to ask you how the food is the second you’ve just stuffed your face?

Adelaide trams for @jonhazan.net

Indefinitely, it would appear…

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‘De apibus semper dubitandum est’

I never look fancy, sorry. More ‘thrown together’.

So I needed to get an International Driving Licence but seemed to have lost my UK licence. I ordered a replacement and within 20 minutes I found my old one 🫢