following up on your daily rituals is sometimes high-impossible.

i can not even so many things happening someone just please help

Bannon (Dugin of US of A) says schools (both public and private) should be designated as terrorist organisations. What a well-aligned, wholesome and sane individual! www.mediamatters.org/steve-bannon...

i am autism

Danish Minister of Justice: "We must break with the totally erroneous perception that it is everyone's civil liberty to communicate on encrypted messaging services." get rekt, fascist. mastodon.social/@chatcontrol...

oh and people using gen AI to "enhance" the shooter is so 2025. To quote Jeff Rosenstock, "The Future Is Dumb"

huh, did someone shoot a ceo again? living under a rock has some comforts.

Have you heard of Cynical Theories, well embraced by Murdoch and supposedly devastating to postmodernist philosophers like Foucault (I prefer Baudrillard anyways)? As a connoseur of bad reads (I've read half of R. Brodys' Viruses of The Mind before I felt my mind going) I'm intrigued to check it out

Thousands of voices, each of them having something to say, each of them having an agenda, none of them really matter.

screw redpill, blackpill and clearpill. Lobotomypill is where it's at: all your problems stem from frontal lobes. No frontal lobes? Some salivation, zero problems. Wallmart lobotomy kit starts at $59.99. Fuck Rene Descartes out of his seat of consciousness using a easy to use lobotomy drill today!

ummm yes so McRib is back.

In a desperate attempt to save the plummeting dollar, the Secretive Elites unwilling to back away from strategic goal of technofeudalism turn to occult. October 2019 gave s&p a nice boost, so what if it crashed five months later and a few million peasants died, the quarterly numbers looked good. 1/x

Help! my dog has been building model train tracks in their spare time

being out of touch with the current events is a complete bliss.

there are days and weeks when you're just exhausted from existing. It's all bullshit, it's all lies, it's all just a gilltery wrapper on a shit pretending to be chocolate; and your only option is to don that shit-eating grin and take a large fuck-off bite of it and pretend to enjoy it.

Do you think Piotr Szczerek is big enough asshole to sue us for claiming he's an asshole?

Like, look, hard truth: make $150k/year? not a rich person. Have a lambo in Italy and your fuck-buddy drives you around in it once a year, otherwise it's just stored? Reeducation for you. Have a proper yacht? Want that last cigarette before the firing squad does a Ceaușescu on you? Tough titty, mofo

Met a close relative of a rich person and it was disgusting.

Don't trust your therapist when they tell you the normal amount of screaming inside your head is zero. If it's zero, you're braindead.

Summer's about to end. People are getting colds again.

Monday is defined by a crippling need for taking a 10 year long holiday instead of diving into unhingedness head first. Does it get better? Yes it does, when the bomb falls and suddenly shareholder value is measured in Roentgens and potato stockpile.

We're so back! Glad to see the world has not collapsed in my absence and the front row seats to the end of civilization are still reserved for us!

Our Architect gave us some good skeets from his mountain trip. But do not worry I still am watching over and quotes of “good soldier Svejk” will not disappear. Our beloved Architect skeeted about being a top of a bell curve and i agree, me myself am proud of being on a summit of it!

Ever worked in product field? This quote by “good soldier Švejk” describes it to a point and no I will not stop quoting this book as long as mr architect is away:

in other news, the "legalize recreational plutonium" tshirt confirmed working internationally!

Last time I visited Norway as a teen (13) it was a mistake to tell anyone you're from our country: you'd get the subhuman "we don't want your kind here" treatment. It's different now. People are actually nicer. Especially the ones from Slovakia working in Lom during their summer break from college.

I just found out that there are people that are so called water sommelier! And that kind of absurdity could not even be described by quoting “Good soldier Švejk”

We have been silent for a while, a bit of change in the pase. I have been in mists of editing our instalment and our architect exploring mountains. But in. A quite of great “good soldier Sveijk” (very predominant book here):

Handing over the account to mr coffee as I hide out in the mountains!

Hey UK folks, how's that internet bzns goin for ya? Pip pip, submit your ID and you can resume your wanking as long as big brother can watch you live on webcam! EU is to follow soon as we have plenty of cryptofascist surveilance hungry pigs who salivate at the thought! 2026 is the year of VPN profit

Okay, I gave it a thought what irks me about antovaxxers and "hesitants". Imagine falling for advance payment (nigerian prince) scam. Only you or your children don't lose money, but lose health. And everybody knows about the scam. It's been on simpsons' every single episode. And you receive an email

imagine being triggered by a hint of antivaxx, who installed this exotoxic memeplex? I blame covid.

I swear to god, people in united states are special kind of stupid. If I were a president of US instead of "Ending Crime and Disorder on America's Streets" by outlawing homelessness, I'd make it illegal to be militantly stupid. Yes, it's illegal to be homeless now: www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

It's all fun and games until real life gets you so busy you barely have time to write a canary post!

Oh. Mr Coffee says we have been blocked by two accounts. Sorry June, I was sure you were our first! Apparently not! But rest assured, what we had was no less magical and true than the first block we got! Best of luck in your writing career! It has been an honor to be blocked by you! 🫡

We got our first block! @theworldsgreatestwriter.com apparently is not accepting apologies. Welp! We're sorry June! You called us dumbass, we called you dumbass for calling us dumbass (although we really didn't get the self-centered joke at first). We're sorry we shattered your fragile ego!

You know what? Being mediocre is OK. Sure, it's not great, but it's not terrible either. We were never destined for greatness and we never truly failed. We were meant to fill the belly of a bell curve; there's probably nothing we can do about it but to be okay with it and have as much fun as we can.

back in the day people would rent out pineapples and parade them through their parties; it used to be a sign of having social status. In soviet countries having a lada shitbox or gaz shitbox (engine in 1990 = engine in 1970) was desired; I realize now that in my postmodern mind there is

(Repost as you could see my in underwear and I am not as bearish as I would love to be) 2 shots of dark rum, fill the rest with pink tonic. You have yourself a magnificent concoction. I call it nonsense no 1 or how mazda oil looks. But you come here for podcasts not cocktails.

Apparently there are like 5 spoons i can deal with per day. Oh to be neurotypical.

Is the canary still alive or has a state agent already replaced us? We might never know until the next installment is recorded and uploaded.

When things are looking more and more crazy and brownshirts get $1.1 TRILLION (that's 12 zeroes) -- you have to compare it with US military budget of $849.8 billion, which is rougly 1.18 times less (the budget of the BIGGEST military in the world) -- it is very important to -- LOL WE'RE TURBOFUCKED.

IF WE STOP POSTING FOR MORE THAN THREE DAYS IN A ROW ICE HAS COME TO OUR COUNTRY AND WE'RE ILLEGALLY DETAINED TO SOME BLACK SITE OR YOUR RUN-OF-THE-MILL CONCENTRATION CAMP PLEASE COME SAVE US BLUESKY YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE

Our new instalment is already available. We do discuss on millennialism and why being one is so privileged (and not in the way you think) In praise of the privileged generation youtu.be/FIEIEMyuZgI

are we banned yet? On the watchlist for sure.

i can't continue reading the dead zone by @stephenking.bsky.social because, for fucks sake, y'all not only elected Stillson and his gang, but somehow made it even worse.

truth be told, we should do away with AI-generated avatars and banners Mr Coffee. Let's be more authentic, even MY doodles will do better at this point. ~architect

budget horseshoe theory: climate change deniers: "do nothing (let people die), because climate change is not real" green vegans for mother earth: "do not install and use ACs (let people die), because it uses energy and exacerbates heat island effect"

#temu-auschwitz #make-eggs-great-again #alligator-farming #alcatraz-but-nazi #it-is-not-fema-who-build-concentration-camps #uncle-brainworms-fun-camp-for-adhd-and-autism #elephant-in-the-room #maga-gopniks #they-took-a-look-at-ruzzia-and-decided-to-copy #north-america-best-america #fuck-the-fascists

Mr. Coffee is apparently politically inclined, while Mr. Architect impotently yells at clouds. But hey you know who hasn't shown up in A While??? Eggboy here! did you know that Alligators Lay Eggs?!?! Apparently The Gang opened an alligator farm to combat egg prices by giving folks alligator eggs!!!