100 Themes Art Challenge - 25. Trouble Lurking Darkness lurked into one small peaceful town... #maewvelous_100tac

me: my phone's kinda slow, wonder why phone: im 4 years old me: so??? phone: also you have between 1/3-1/2 of your overall storage taken up by videos on here me: okay that one makes sense

Tomodachi life miis are funny because you'll tell one to not ask out another and when asked for why, 3 of the 4 options are rational (bad idea, they're already with someone, too soon) And then the last option is basically "dafuq is wrong with you bitch???"

First little festival I went to in October was one I worked and honestly it was not as busy as I thought It did result in a FAT nap later though

Can someone tell the fucking persistent catholics that putting papers about religiously repenting is the fastest way to get me to fucking hate your guts

His spot now

Having a friend who has a coin collection has me looking into getting more coins for her which I have never done before

Yknow on the one hand it's nice to just stop using Instagram because a good chunk of it just feels like "THIS JUST IN: EVIL" all the time On the other hand I have no other way to interact with my old percussion buddies otherwise :[

... in other news I need to go to the store

I love tomodachi life because it makes me ask the questions that I'd never ask otherwise Like "YOU HAD A BABY 20 MINUTES AGO WHY ARE YOU WATCHING A RAP BATTLE IN PERSON" Or "IF MY MII AND MY MIIS WIFE IS AT THIS RAP BATTLE WHO TF IS WATCHING OUR DAUGHTER"

Still thinking of these

this is absolutely going to sound like whining but god im so fucking tired of trying to find transmasc/trans man positivity or memes on tumblr and half of it is either bot posts (go away), hornyposting (fuck no), or talking about bigotry trans guys face (warranted but im tired)

sometimes regardless of the person's gender, i see someone and just think "god they look so gender i love it" and it always shifts in terms of what i mean but the entire thing is just "their whole look is a VIBE"

god i could 100% eat a whole cup of cream cheese with pretzels why do i need self-restraint

so im an english lit major and the biggest thing to know is we study older literature which means a lot more liberal application of the word "gay" to mean happy or jovial which i know but every time i read it i instinctively go "🤨🏳️‍🌈?"

Update i need a damn bite guard :[

Trying to look at posts on tumblr about trans men and I had to block ~40 FUCKING BOT ACCOUNTS- And here's the thing- I know they're also a problem on other trans related tags on there but THEY'RE FUCKING EVERYWHERE GO AWAYYY I WANTED TO SEE POSTS REGARDING TRANS GUYS

Yknow I might be proving the point of some of the lyrics but whenever I hear in a song anything about being "easily offended/getting offended" I have to immediately check the politics of the folks involved Mostly bc there's a big difference depending on the politics in question

a redditor suggested i take my winged pikmin plush to "the club" but settled for me taking it to chinese buffet instead because idk where the clubs are so now the winged pikmin shall eat ambiguous red fruit sauce-covered banana slices

Omg hi Lightning #pixarcars #lightningmcqueen

If the govt shuts down do we get to replace the white house with the biggest spirit halloween we ever did see

I think I need to be allowed to wither away in a blanket for 20 years

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october's already busy as fuck for me- -midterm in one class -essay in that same class due later this month -essay in ANOTHER class due later this month -a damn dentist appointment -a larger assignment about writing systems in another class man im so tired of college

Having to remove instagram from my phone page just because frankly I can't handle the Gloom™️ I get it, shit is fuck, I've got other shit to do though

TOMORROW IS SPOOKY MONTH LFG

Figured out the art tablet nearly 3 years after I got it I'm unstoppable

I need to gnaw off my skin I fucking hate bug bites

i love finding bigots on tumblr that come from blank accounts and just acting like they're bots and then i ask them for a fettuccine alfredo recipe before blocking them

im so weak with music literally all that's needed is a really nice key signature change please change key signatures mid-song i promise you it doesnt hurt you

Gay cat time upon ye

IMPORTANT PSA: You will NOT see posts from non English speaking artists if your content language is set to English! Make sure it's *unset*!!! If you're following Chinese artists or whatever and wonder why their posts never show up on your feed this is why!

this is what it looks like trying to explain nominative accusative versus ergative absolutive

spending my evening laying on my wife and cuddling a tiny creature

i won the coalition against the vines once more im now sore and staring at selayarese sentences/phrases and debating drinking more caffeine at almost 10pm and also attempting to explain what im doing to people who have not taken any linguistics courses it's REALLY funny lmao

Using AI to create unique 'art' is for the weak. You know what it can't create? Starlight Express. Checkmate, losers.

this is my @patient-zero.bsky.social branded version of this meme (i had to make it myself bc i couldnt find a blank version of the sonic version) i added trans-themed pokemon because no one can stop me

I tried this It's not worth it, it tastes bad and has too much caffeine (113mg per 20oz)

Dollar store brand oreos taste bad :[

The Pose Meme

This is True. they need us distracted so we don't notice what we are doing. political slight of hand.

oh god am i turning into a car guy slowly through my rants about modern car bulb lumen amounts being too fucking high these days (seriously though why do you need 12000 lumens that's crazy and apparently in some areas ILLEGAL-)

i need a poll function on bluesky i need to be really annoying about them

does it say more about my workplace or my college when i say i'd rather be at work than at school

Goobermaxxing

im feeling very un-raptured rn what's going on

im like. so normal, man

I'm so normal about the very tall princess that calls you her little bird

I did do a quick little rebrand just to keep things a bit more private for myself- everything is fine technically but keeping my name off things couldn't hurt