look at this upside down idiot

thinking about tall women with broad shoulders, kicking my legs and giggling

Sleeper Build Baybee 💪

I like how flirting is like straight people: hey, you wanna come back to my place? maybe have a little wine? get comfy on the couch? lesbians: HI YOU SMELL GOOD. Can you bury me alive in an unmarked grave? and we all know which person is getting laid.

I know it's October but I REFUSE to let that stop me wearing crop tops 😤

I like how flirting is like straight people: hey, you wanna come back to my place? maybe have a little wine? get comfy on the couch? lesbians: HI YOU SMELL GOOD. Can you bury me alive in an unmarked grave? and we all know which person is getting laid.

I hate that the LIARS who LIED about how exercise makes you feel better were right all along.

I know it's October but I REFUSE to let that stop me wearing crop tops 😤

queerpunk girltwink seeks tall futch woman to help with yard work and/or to choke them unconscious

I just remembered that this is how I came out to like half of my family, and that might be the funniest thing I've ever done in my life

this should have had 10k likes in the first hour ngl

why are my DM's getting more and more unhinged the further we get into October?

fartificial insmelligence

queerpunk girltwink seeks tall futch woman to help with yard work and/or to choke them unconscious

a pretty lady described me as a siren ngl I'm gonna be riding that high for a little while

spending my evening laying on my wife and cuddling a tiny creature

people were a LOT less normal about this video than I expected

long term relationships are actually a scam oh you thought you were getting to date a cool goth musician? haha now that I've tricked you into loving me behold my true form as a cringe little goblin who never wears pants.

people were a LOT less normal about this video than I expected

puppy came home from work and immediately fell asleep on me

posted a video with my tummy out in the trans discord server and everyone started barking at me??? weird, I don't know what that could possibly mean.

unemployed-girlfriend-core 💀

haha it's so weird that the 90's was only 10 years ago right guys???

I fixed the wiring in a freezer today I am too powerful and cannot be stopped

of course when I unknowingly bump into a fan in the wild they're in the local trans discord server

🐱

COZYMAXXING and COMFYPILLED

COZYMAXXING and COMFYPILLED

gave a baby trans girl a stretch choker when we were hanging out and now she never seems to take it off adorable

I'm hungry and broke and nobody is buying me pizza??? idgi???

I hope they find what causes autism so we can give it to *more* people

It is truly tragic that the world will never know how good some of the spontaneous selfies I take are that I can never post in public. 😔

THIS IS ENTIRELY TOO ADORABLE ❤️

spending time with local queer people in person and building community *really* cures a lot of brainworms, especially right now. everyone should do it. E V E R Y O N E. (yes, that includes you)

more like artificial inSMELLigence haha got 'em

spending my evening laying on my wife and cuddling a tiny creature

Honk Honk Baybee~ 🤡

I medically need to find more butch women to kiss

this is my @patient-zero.bsky.social branded version of this meme (i had to make it myself bc i couldnt find a blank version of the sonic version) i added trans-themed pokemon because no one can stop me

Honk Honk Baybee~ 🤡

I'm starting to worry this clown stuff might not be a joke anymore

so I got a message from a drunk friend last night

I'm starting to worry this clown stuff might not be a joke anymore

So they really weren't lying about discord being the trans dating app, turns out you just have to find the right servers

hanging out with more local queers really highlights how being a crossdressing twink was a secret life hack. I've been wearing dresses and make up on-and-off since I was a teenager so I kind of just skipped some hard parts of early transition. I knew it had to pay off eventually.

I just fixed a toilet with my own two hands, all on my own, without the help of a butch everyone please be proud of me

went out for pizza and came back for big gay smooching (pizza flavour)

WELP got my stitches out and immediately split the wounds back open again let the good times roll

oh no, I thought about dying my hair black don't let the brainworms in