happy violentimes day ❤️

But that's my favourite queer dating app!

kind of hate there's a girl in London I'd love to hang out with and smooch a bit (you know who you are), but then I'd have to be *in London* and that's such a steep price to pay.

FYI you should be following me on instagram www.instagram.com/doctorkraft/

FYI you should be following me on instagram www.instagram.com/doctorkraft/

I'm so sorry everyone, I've been dishonest with you all and I can't go on living a lie any longer I saw my doctor last week and I got the worst news possible I've been telling everyone I'm 5'10 but apparently I'm really only 5'9, I hope you all can forgive me

If you should know one thing about me - it's that I hate child predators so much I've dedicated a significant portion of my life to tracking them down and reporting them I've had *terrabytes* of CSAM removed from the internet so you can imagine the news lately has really cut into me

ftr

ftr

pretty sure the only good thing AI has managed to do is convince me that I would look good in a bikini, which I don't think is what they were aiming for

ftr I do not want to engage with The Horrors, I want to make noisy sexy music and flirt with pretty people on the internet, BUT HERE WE ARE

Fun Fact: I actually have no idea how to use chatgpt Like do you just go to a website? Is there an app? Do I have to download a client or something??? Trick question - I don't give a shit, that knowledge would be somehow *less* than useless to me

I love you too, girl in the supermarket who told me you like my hair

I'm not gonna say what people should do. but at this point it would be self defence.

"wow what's that smell?" oh uh y'know just totally normal incense that is normal and not sexy

thank u I am healed now 😌

timeline cleanser

found a glitch in the matrix

I've been sick for like two weeks everyone pls say Get Well Soon Devi

I know I can't really say what I mean, but I hope one day soon being an ICE agent is just as safe as being a civilian interacting with them

ok but have you considered: fuck you, I'm not your friend

I hear this in my head every time I take my migraine pills 💊

so we're getting a bunch of stuff out of the way in January so the rest of the year can be chill, right???

FYI yes I've seen what the US is doing, yes I have strong opinions about it, and no I'm not going to comment. I have nothing useful to add to what everyone else is already saying, I'd just be making extra noise.

watching The X-Files with my wife and it's reminding me that I am, like, *aggressively bisexual*

not to be horny on main but sometimes all I want is for a strong butch woman to just grab me and haul me off my feet and just fckuign lay me down gently on a warm bed and stroke my hair and tell me everything will be ok as I drift off to sleep with my head on her lap 😌

Happy New... ...Queer😏

it's real interesting that the most common use of AI right now is just to replace women not even just jobs that have a large demographic of women working them, but replacing women as *people*

my new years resolution is to kiss one thousand women

growing up queer in the UK was pretty rough, but in retrospect I'll admit that being called a "poofter" was objectively very funny.

my new years resolution is to kiss one thousand women

⚠️ IMPORTANT PIE UPDATE ⚠️

Christmas is over, I'm back in a onesie and my wife is baking an apple pie 🥧 Nature is healing

so "christmas" is kind of like christian hannukah right?

Merry Crimesmas 🎄🦖

had to be all soft and fem for a gender clinic appointment gotta be one of the "good" Tr@nnies 🙃

"I don't like being called queer" oh yeah for sure I totally agree, I much prefer when my friends just call me slurs

why would I want to watch a movie or play a game that wasn't worth the effort for a human to make it?

it's wimter

guess who has solvent poisoning 🙃

SQRL 🐿️

You've got 24 hours to get involved with this This is not a reminder, this is a threat 👹

the witch upstairs 🖤🪄 support the kickstarter here! only 42 hours to go!! www.kickstarter.com/projects/bun...

so we've been rewatching Buffy and I

I'm very self conscious about my facial scars, they make me feel sad when I look in the mirror and I worry that people will stare at them. oh, you didn't know I had any facial scars? never noticed them? can't even see them when you're *looking* for them? that's because dysmorphia is dumb as h*ck

people keep saying that eventually all video games will be made with AI like it's some kind of threat like, do you know just how *much* money that would save me not buying them???

sorry I haven't posted much lately, I've been busy being a skeleton 💀

sometimes look at me, ok, this is important sometimes, not having an opinion is the correct position

Hello new followers! Mostly I shitpost and upload selfies! I am bad at social media!

we getting cozy as h*ck up in here tonight 🔥