Not that I'm trolling my non-Arsenal supporting family but I've been asked to bring a dessert to dinner on Wednesday and I decided to make a Basque cheesecake because who doesn't need to be served a Basque dish?

Oh i am having such a high stress day...please will people send me their favourite clips or pics of...oooh how about Arsenal players celebrating winning the Premier League?

At some point i suppose I'll be able to respond to Arsenal content without crying a bit with happiness, but not just yet.

I just stepped off the bus, wearing an Arsenal shirt, and almost collided with a jogger wearing a Spurs shirt. And a propos of absolutely nothing isn't life just fucking delightful?

Just crying because I'm so fucking happy

Why has this last few minutes felt as long as the actual 22 years since we last won?

Omen!!

My colleague, who lives on Tufnell Park Road, just told me she could hear every word of North London Forever from her flat on Tuesday night. Good stuff, friends who were at the match

I registered a baby Leandro today and i just managed not to comment about how well he played last night

Sleep is for people whose team did not get to the Champions League final last night

Hey @northbankpod.bsky.social do you remember a question a while back about what Mikel would be if he was a piece of office equipment or stationery? This arrived today....meet Mikel the desk tidy

Fucks sake!!!

Such a wonderful Arsenally day today. First up the Arsenal special football writers event at the British Library where i got to meet @amylawrence.bsky.social and Martin Keown, on his way in as i was leaving..for the Emirates where the girls battered Spurs 5-2.

I bought a ticket for this event but i couldn't stay the whole day because of the women's NLD which kicks off at 5.30. Would anyone like to buy it from me and enjoy the whole day?? events.bl.uk/events/footb...

I'm going to be 56 on my next birthday so it seems only reasonable to get a Dowman shirt before he gets a proper first team squad number next season.

What I'm eating and drinking out of today

I think it was very considerate of Arsenal to drop some excellent video content while I'm off work and have loads of free time to enjoy it. The documentary about Martin Odegaard got me in the feels....him and Kai 🥰🥰🥰🥰

Having a crappy day at work..wonder what would cheer me up in my lunch break? Oooh i know.....

It would only be right if, in the Chinese year of the horse, Declan Rice won everything.

Me, in the wake of misery about Kai and general flatness of that performance: I really need to not let Arsenal take over my entire life; it's too emotional and just too much Also me: drive out to Borehamwood to watch the u21s tonight, absolutely!!

I just accidentally sent a gif of a donkey to a professional WhatsApp group while asking them about a death. I might just have to blame it on how much a certain donkey loving German footballer is occupying my thoughts.

Yeeeeessssss Kai!!!!!!

Champions Cup at the Emirates

This is unusual, isn't it...multiple goals scored by our strikers?

Who says we can't play attractive flowing football?

Just coming on here to say that I fucking love Kai Havertz.

Simultaneously extremely happy to see my boy Kai on the bench at last and absolutely not looking forward to this at all.

100%. I watch a version (i have 3) every year.

I'm not the only one bawling at Thierry?

Freezing my tits off at Enfield Town watching the U21s play a friendly

I like Bluesky because it's the only social media,platform where a lot of other Arsenal fans are not total dickheads.

And this @northbankpod.bsky.social is why i need a desk tidy called Mikel.

Arrghh, i want to cry. I have to drive a long distance this evening at approximately 4.30. My phone is being weird and not allowing me to access data so I'm going to have to listen on the radio.

Awww, Max doing Ebs' celebration when he scored the 4th. Why am i crying? This bloody club does stuff to my heart.

Ethan scoring a lovely goal for England U21, just a little something to smile about

Last time we were a goal down away in the north east.....

Maybe i should dream us winning the prem and the champions league because this dream came true

Today i have to be in a work situation where i cannot listen, watch or follow what is happening in the game in any way from 3.15, so if Arsenal wanted to have one of those games where they're 3-0 up in the first 15 minutes I'd really appreciate that.

Headline writers describe Gyokeres' second goal

His name is Gabi, he's from Sao Paolo

Oh this is a cruel and unusual form of punishment and the worst thing about working on Upper Street. I can hear Atleti fans in fine voice outside and now I've got that going to football buzz. I am not going to football though. I am at work

I know what it is Gyokeres makes me think of, he looks like a small child accidentally occupying a very large adult body

Our boy Ebz!!

The frustrating thing about the Arsenal sponsors survey is that it allows you to say your perception of the brand is worse but doesn't give space to say that your perception of the *club* is worse because of the association with the brand.

Robert Jenrick is a cunt, pass it on.

Just me in the office doing "how safe is it to go to Highbury and Islington tube right now" updates for my colleagues. Arsenal fans mood moderate to good. Happy cos we won, not super hyped because it was a routine 2-0 over a meh team, not a fuck off win over a big rival.

Arsenal related questions on Quizzy Monday make me happy

On my way to Germany to watch fußball for a change. And also celebrate 40 years of friendship with one of my besties

I can't help feeling that even if *we* are feeling a bit meh about Arteta's team selection/tactics, it means something that players who could walk into most teams in the world believe in him and want to commit their futures to the club with him in charge.