My braid girl said she “got carried away”. She absolutely did, these braids are past my butt 😭

My mama so serious about going to see the new minions movie. And imma take her! 😂

Not Lindsay Graham done went on to the pits of hell???

Time to put that out of office on 😌

I want Alyssa Thomas to go off tonight

I wanna get back to my daily lunch walks but 110 degrees is damn crazy

One of my family members is a former NFL player and has CTE. Instead of trying to help other people with theirs, he’s just telling them to join all the lawsuits 🤦🏽‍♀️

The new chargers and challengers are hideous

My cousin sitting here drunk telling me I can’t date any men in Arizona lmao

One of my uncles doesn’t respect women’s sports and the other one does and I’m excited about the argument on the horizon.

I’m not very good at hosting. If I cook all day..I’m taking a nap immediately after eating. Idc what’s going on

My mama all day today:

I…just did this last summer 😭

Forgot the bananas for the banana pudding for the 3rd time in my life and like wtf is wrong with me

My cousin asked my uncle for my phone number because he has things he wants to tell me. Told him to tell him put it in a letter…he can’t have my number. Why this mf ask for my address 😭 like IKYFL

Yeah Paige is like that damn 😭

Yes. They was so bad they split us by sex. The teacher still quit a month later 😅

There’s at least 4 people on here with more hair on their head than there needs to be.

Why are men

Some man from my hometown posted his daughter’s high school grad pics last week. This week he posted a pregnancy announcement with one of her classmates. Whole city coming for his nasty ass… Rightfully so.

When I say match my freak, I mean…

😔🥴

So is Pooh Shiesty just the dumbest criminal ever or

I…thought it was over but apparently it’s still going on 😭

Omarion annoying as hell. Always has been 😭

Pleasure P’s voice is the best voice on the stage

My mother and uncle are deadass like my kids. Like I have 60 year old teenagers wtf 😭

Looking up Mercury tickets so I can see Alyssa Thomas choke people in person

My Uncle: How you know all these baseball players? Please don’t tell me FanDuel….. Me:

Men get on TV everyday and be dead wrong in their sports takes but yet they can’t let this Becky Hammond comment go.

Yes! Bring back talent! 😭🔥🔥

A trailer or townhouse lol

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On a trip with my friend of 20 years and I need to know when she started snoring like this omg 😭

Niggas actually watched this UFC shit??

Tequila: 5 Me: 0

White people be SO serious about them pointed toes when they doing headstands in the pool 😭

I treat Florida like Vegas. I don’t spend more than 3 days here. The odds of me getting into an argument with a racist lady at a bar increases 100%.

Jordan Clarkson got him a ring

Social media is so weird nowadays. This kid next to me on this flight is just watching a man eat ribs 😭

TSA said “AirPods and headphones?? How anti social are you?? “ 😭😭😭

I will be happy for this young man

Feels like we’re about to see a level of obnoxious that not even Eagles fans can reach

Craziest comeback ever

My bff and her husband want to be surprised when their baby gets here, and I support it. But I’m so damn annoyed that idk the gender of the baby lmao

Please don’t start talking about Aaron Donald coming back. PLEASE. I am in mourning 😭

Her and the dog

Myles Garrett is half the defense. Idc how many players are on the field or their positions. He makes that much of an impact