strap from a northern girl who calls u flower

made plans for tonight but i’m too tired and was thinking of cancelling have been told there is a thrusting machine perhaps i can be convinced

fibre supplements got me shitting different. i’m dropping phantoms you’ve never heard of into bowls you’ll never understand. heavy and well formed. this shit ain’t nothing to me man

enough people said "people are saying smiling friends is transphobic!!!1" that now people are actually dead ass saying that smiling friends is transphobic please take the internet away from me i do not want it anymore

my cuddly stuffed shark is better than your cuddly stuffed shark

2025 is being deadnamed by a smart bulb

apotris mentioned!!!

Getting gendered correctly at the mexican restaurant aged 43, we call that...

went through the process of grieving over my laptop not working tied with other horrid things happening to me lately turns out the laptop was fine and it was my power extension that died and then i realised the power extension got turned off at the wall while i was tidying cool love that

just noticed bubbling in my bedroom ceiling fucking kill me i do not know how to deal w this!!!

how did i ever drink vodka shit is so nasty why is this even a beverage

my mum bought me an advent calendar and i am convinced the santa on it is genAI thanks i hate it

i miss having online friends the internet feels lonelier the older i get

i had some years old expired psilocybin and slept for 12 hours

Catgirl Columbo i say nyah, Ohio. daddy hit me with the rust belt tit for tat slam that vodka back. english lads pop off kiss a homie bangers and smash currency devaluation. soros my man keyblade in hand banish thatcher back to her homeland. blair witch project stop his god pazuzu fuck them labubus

The Rise and Fall of Stomp Clap Hey

music in 2010 sucked ass. “i’m going in for the kill” no you’re not. shut the fuck up

yer da compares checksums

yer da right click safely ejects usb drives

yer da uses the wiimote condom and wrist strap

heartbreaking: collectible parappa the rapper toaster has never seen toast

was tempted to maybe buy an oodie went on the website immediately greeted by licensed nazi wizard book oodies no thanks actually i do not want an oodie anymore

liking silent hill is not a personality

life when u change ur bed sheets and hoover ur floor

sorry but nothing can be worth $5 trillion, we don't live in a cartoon

髪を切った犬🐶 Good morning! Masuke got a haircut yesterday. What do you think?

it’s the thing where finally stop liking the eceleb that i never liked like maybe you should leave this whole internet thing to me i am just better at it

sorry but wreckreation is stinky

adderall is cool and all but i’d really like to sleep tonight actually

i want to see you. i’m in the barnyard (2006)

having optical keyboard switches is funny because sometimes you wake up to the sun beaming directly onto your keyboard and pressing all of the keys at once and 1000 instances of new vegas running

uti is back AGAIN and it’s the worst i hate it i hate it i hate it

it hurts to see something so underwhelming get glazed so hard when there are far better SHAR mods that go mostly ignored anyway play hell inspector's mod of stupidity, it has charm and doesn't use climate change to generate its dialogue forum.donutteam.com/topic/3112

futurama hit & run sucks the map and missions arent great but its the ai slop voices that buried it for me get that stinky poo poo off my computer

my brain is rotting exponentially i think its just mush now they should make it so i can have meds that make me functional without having to already be functional

look how pretty my deerwife is!! 

my wife when i skeet into the void and she likes it

girl who has notifications for my skeets (she is my wife and i love her)

apparently i can lactate and i learned this at a rave of all places

you want “hole milk”??? yeah i want my hole milked too babe but we are at starbucks right now

weighing up how many more raves i can go to before my heart aneurysm ruptures

heartbreaking: girl finds out her counterstrike ai slop transphobic youtuber goat is washed

the good place is good, i’d never heard of it until now which is such a crime i’m sure i probably scrolled past it on netflix bc they put it in the same list as wojak horseman and the office and assumed it was garbage by association oops

im sure glad web forums stopped hotlinking to photobucket and imageshack and we all started using imgur, because nothing was ever going to happen to imgur

i have been trusted with 35mm film

i thought i didn’t like my car anymore but actually it just needed a wash

stinky man has been cleaned for the first time in a while