Goon a movie No gooning for old men

Again - I would pay @cazwis.bsky.social good money just to get the cover. Let alone the other art. Let alone alone the great articles. If you're not on the #apwot train yet, get out there and fund the edition 6 Kickstarter

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Please - Mr. Ozymandias is my father.

Bro FIA, how are you gonna beat the #britishbias allegations with a VSC call like that? How are us tinfoilhatters not gonna notice that it was 1) seemingly unnecessary, and 2) performed when PIA and VER were in positions to overtake. #f1 #mexicoGP

I've found nary a hardship - nearly forty years old - quite like taking a piss when my fingers are cold. #poetry #sliceoflife #writewhatyouknow

Ok I might survive without a new Uncharted, by the looks of this. #007firstlight

Props to Meta for having invented the perfect antidote to doom-scrolling: imposed ad-breaks. Every time I open insta, it stops loading new content after two posts in order to show me some ad. So I close it and go live life. My insta-time has gone down to nearly zero this week. 10/10 no notes

Me: "well technically my income is now above the median, so does that mean I'm middle class now?" Also me: "Hoy Maeri Po'bins, d'ya need yeh chimmeny sweeped?"

"I asked Chat GPT" yeah well I wish it need not have happened in my time, said Frodo. So do I, said Gandalf, and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.

Introverts vs extroverts at the end of a long day of social. Great day though 😆

Nooooooo I updated to the latest OneUI and now everything is different no pls not the night before a big event, I need my phone to behave like I'm used to 😭😭😭

Happy pride month, I guess?

Helmut Marko is all of us #f1

I have to thank the @gamegrumps.bsky.social; when my gen z students were walking around, confusing older colleagues with the word Gyatt, I was able to explain that it's what you stick out to the rizzler. The disgusted look on the students' faces as they forbade me to speak is all thanks to you 🥰

Hideo Kojima's "Popesong: Phoenix of the Faith"

Blue Prince, my beloved - why must you crash at the end of a particularly long and successful day 🥲 #room46

He is resin.

I absolutely love the pirate yakuza game, for just straightup turning into an actual episode of the Bachelor for half an hour. No gameplay. Just a series of scenes with real actors, and a plot-inconsequential love story. 10/10 no notes, completely works for me, immersion intact 🥰

We love and appreciate @writnelson.bsky.social in this house, but this is a massively contentious take that I just can't bring myself to agree with. Creepy Redneck Dinosaur Mansion 2 was so incredibly mediocre that I can't even remember a single interesting story beat. Respectfully disagree 😖

Max so Sam &

Island so Monkey

More people should be playing Expelled! It is delightful. I don't know how many people are playing it, but it should be more. @inkle.co have cooked

Someone please tell the US government that this is not how the enemies-to-lovers trope works 😓

Jack Whitehall, preparing for the #F1 event: "Let's get Verstappen to say something on camera." FIA: "Not in a million years. We don't want profanity on screen, find someone else for your silly little funny bits." Jack Whitehall: 🙂‍↕️

#F1 Livery Reveal event marketing itself as the Biggest Show in the World is quite the reach, so soon after the super bowl.

Dear Microsoft, I have considered changing my password. I have elected not to do it. There will not be a need for further pop-ups. Thank you.

Everyone voted and I'm the one who has to secretly look at these medieval games I was elected peeker of the joust

Verstappen penalty for driving unnecessarily slowly, Hamilton and Norris for driving unnecessarily fastly - stewards of the meeting really goldilocksing this race

Tweaking the settings for hours but I just can't get this chroma key to work. Spill issue.

Was getting slightly suspicious when the teacher of this <two-day course on effective change management in education development> started talking about the value of good storytelling. Then he drew a big ol circle with twelve steps and I just hope @annamegill.com still has the whiteboard somewhere

I'm number #410,201. Early enough to be respectable - not too early to seem overly eager.

Dear @joannechocolat.bsky.social, I'm sorry to have to inform you that my extremely booky gf had been displaying her copies of your books in the *wrong order*. I told her, of course, I'd be contacting you immediately and she audibly scoffed at me, so now I'm obliged to. I hope you'll be okay. 💜

If posts are skeets, are quote posts squotes? ... Also I didn't sleep all that well tonight

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What manner of crimes did Magnussen commit against the race officials this weekend? 5 penalties in two days #f1 #miamigrandprix #justiceforKMag

Friend of mine DM'ed his first game of D&D today, so we obviously tried to rile him up by asking labor intensive questions such as "ooh, what are all the items this blacksmith has for sale" Bro just says "ahh, nothing remarkable" and moves on. I... I can't believe it just worked. He's a genius😯

So... the Phoenix Wright games. They're not good. The stories are ludicrous, contrived, linear, and absurd. The characters are nightmarishly incapable, horribly unlikable, and strain credulity. It makes no sense. It is infuriating. It defies logic. SO WHY CAN I NOT STOP PLAYINGGGGGG?!??!!?

Become unmarketable

Thinking about Keighley ripping up the Horizon ZD posters in his bedroom after seeing Hermen Hulst shake Kojima's hand like that 🤣

"Peter, heb jij wel eens gebouwd?" "Ja vorige week thuis nog" Wie belt even de politie om die straat te ontruimen? #hhb

First feedback on the classes I teach: "Geert is a vibe" Well hi-de-ho, I am hip with the kids :sunglasses-emoji:

Anyone on here know how to set up a virtual studio with a big fat LED volume and camera tracking? Signed, Someone having great difficulty setting up a virtual studio with a big fat LED volume and camera tracking.

The cultural whiplash of working in an international study programme that is full of spooky scary skellingtons for the remainder of the month, and then stepping outside into a country where Halloween is significantly Not A Thing.

Finally got around to watching Jacob Collier's Lisbon show on yt and I keep counting the people on stage. How are there only 6? HOW??

Had a pretty tough question this morning: do I go out there and spend another day at gamescom, or do I spend it in the hotel pool all by myself? (Sorry for any typos, it's hard to write with wrinkly fingers)

Oohh Nightingale looks like something I could drop a couple weeks into 😯

Oh boi, I sure hope none of our students get exposed to something like this. No sirree-bob.

130 hours. And I'm finally in the city proper. Baldur's Gate 3 man, what a ride 🤩

Public service announcement: To anyone playing BG3 and using the Chest of Mundane Items, beware! It breaks when you leave Wyrm's Lookout at the end of act 2. In the worst way possible 🤣 Ever is hubris the folly of the hoarder...