It’s a nice rainy Saturday today 🌧️

I’m so prepared to hate watch the Odyssey today

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Showed up at 6:30pm on a Friday afternoon. Better late than never I suppose

Had my last meeting for the day!

HAPPY FLAT FUCK FRIDAY 🐊

When I was getting in the shower I couldn’t stop looking at my body. Like it’s nowhere close to where I want it but it’s crazy how much a pump and three weeks of consistency makes a difference 🫣

Was a very good second chest day to finish out the week

Am I on the wrong side of appreciating art/film if I think a lot of the glazing of IMAX film is kind of elitist?

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Ya know for having a gaming PC I haven’t done a whole lot of gaming on it lol I think I’m low key scared of it a little 😅

No one showed up

Definitely resisting the urge to cut people off but I am realizing I need to stop giving certain people in my life so much energy when it’s not reciprocated

If things don’t start improving post Mercury retrograde

QTP your top 4 Rookie level Digimon

If things don’t start improving post Mercury retrograde

Let’s see if they get my AC to stop leaking today

People freaking out of DST or not DST, like time isn’t real. You’ll get use to it 🙄 I’ve never understood the need of it.

How am I supposed lose this body fat when I crave carne asada fries 😠

I really don’t care for these event Pokémon in Pokémon Go. Like I’ll catch them and then transfer them for the candy, otherwise they just take up space

Friend said I’m looking jacked and I’m gonna ride that high all day 😌

Hey where’d that Lego twink guy go?

Went down to the gas station to grab me a soda and a lottery ticket. Somehow the ticket fell out of my pocket on my way back home. It really is one of those days 🙃

I’ve never understood the hype over Taco Bell. Just go find some real Mexican food

Can I go back to bed yet?

My curse as a Leo that loves blue is to be haunted by warm colors 😒

Morning little gay people in my phone 🌞

This and a man deep inside me

This my dear non-AZ friends is what we call a haboob

🕯️Manifesting 🕯️

What D&D class am I?

Just realized I thought two tall curly haired gays on here were the same person, probably for years now and just thought switched their profile profile pics around very frequently

You people have no idea how excited I am for this. It’s been over 100 days since it’s rained

Need to find a twink to ruin my life

Morning little gay people in my phone 🌞

Honestly rate yourself: Looks: 3 Creativity: 8 Humour: infinity Mental Health: -5000 Empathy: 5 Patience: 10 (when I’ve been fed)

I am once again asking for any and all Pokemon go players to add me 311701933298

With all the hype around Doomsday right now I’m still mad they didn’t recast Kang

Honestly rate yourself: Looks: 3 Creativity: 8 Humour: infinity Mental Health: -5000 Empathy: 5 Patience: 10 (when I’ve been fed)

I am once again asking for any and all Pokemon go players to add me 311701933298

My body yearns for Panda Express

You're laughing? Mitch McConnell and Lindsay Graham are in hell being sewn together into a human centipede and you're laughing?

Rest in piss fucker!!!

Let’s the whiskey sours and the chain smoking begin

Showed up a little early cuz it’s not packed rn

Going out tonight. Let’s see if I actually talk to a cute guy at the bar 🍹

Canonically Sauron can wield Mjölnir

Back on tinder. Let’s see how many guys I come across that are in relationships but don’t specify it in their bios 🙄

I’ve recently come to the conclusion that if I ever get married I will be having a Hollywood Undead song playing at least once at the reception. If you know the song you know what I’m talking about 😈

This movie has you angry in the first half and sobbing by the end 😭