Not only that but I also dreamt I was Richard Hendrix from Silicon Valley and had the whole cast working out of my childhood bedroom. And one of them insisted on wearing a scooby doo costume

I think my brain completely fabricated a fake memory of me going on an impromptu Seattle trip with a college friend

Upon reflection I’ve realized it’s one of those days because I’m in withdrawal 😬

Yep. It’s one of those days

I didn’t stay up. Instead I slept in a bit. Skipped the gym so I could catch the finale before work. Boy was that a mistake cuz it was 💩

I’m really tempted to stay up to watch The Boys series finale so I don’t have to wait till after work tomorrow

#LoveWins 🏳️‍🌈🙌🏼

There’s something profoundly sad about being the one to always text first or to always answer the snap, even when there’s a long line of unopened messages

Drop some colorful hair

Well what did we all get accomplished while the sky app was down?

What I have to tell myself when I see all the people on Instagram graduating with their masters degrees

Drop some colorful hair

So I finally sat down and watched One Battle After Another and idk, I still feel like Sinners was robbed at the Oscars

Before and after 💇‍♂️

If you want to have an open relationship fine. But when I’m on a dating app and match with you you better say that first.

I thought trying to grow my hair out would be fun but now it’s getting annoying and hot 😫

Not really a celebrity but I met Vsauce3 Jake Roper when he came through my line when I worked at Target

New tectonic plate boundary before GTA 6

QTP with the Pokemon that runs your account ⬇️

Girl at Sonic said with full confidence here’s your route 44 Dr Pepper while handing me a medium 😅

Let’s leave follow fishing in 2025 people @tristanbmusic.bsky.social

I feel like being petty today. Should I?

Arizona sunsets ❤️🧡💛💙

Using tarot to try and ease the anxiety 😖

It’s one of those days where I put my expenses and income onto a spreadsheet and have panic attacks about how I’m gonna pay my credit card debt 😵😭😵😭😵 Someone please put me out of my misery

IM OLD

The White House says they will “identify and neutralise” political groups that are anti-American, “radically pro-transgender” and anarchist. (www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/u...)

The corporate media is bravely asking, “won’t anyone think of the billionaires?”

A lot of you look and still act like twinks but that’s not something you’re willing to confront about yourselves

And so it begins

Let’s get this apartment clean!!!

isaac newton:

😌

I think it’s a wing stop for dinner Friday

Moo 🐮

Wasn’t expecting to go down a graphic design drama rabbit hole

Bratz recreate Hudson Williams’ Met Gala look.

I’m your new Sith Lord

What do you mean Welcome to Night Vale is still putting out episodes

Hear me out, this would make a great mega-level Digivolution

As a designer and mediocre artist, I don’t understand fashion but I appreciate the costuming

I literally didn’t even know what the date was today when I grabbed this shirt from my closet 😅

Me reading the gays post about drag race, traitors, love island and *insert more reality tv here*

May the 4th be with you

VOTE FOR ME EVERY DAY PLS?! peoplesartist.org/2026/eoin-th...

Computer, explain why I paid almost $50 for three bags of groceries

The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence

Ok let’s see if I can beat Baldurs Gate 3 tonight

I’ve waited 21 days to post this