Daaang, I passed my accounting class with an A but I’ll remember you for next time!

😂😂😂 somebody has to step up and get the job done!!

Steak and eggs have become my Saturday morning fix since the start of the new year. I absolutely have to have it 😂

Do I need to run for Mayor of Columbus?!? I don’t like the way yall have been treating inner city ppl during these snowstorms!!! Roads completely untouched, I’m angry and I live in a suburb!

HAHAHA I TOLD YALL FOREHEAD WAS THE ROOT OF ALL THIS!!! #RHOP

I just started “Text Me When You Get Home” and how do yall be letting your friends go by themselves to take smokes or worse - HOME with strangers?!? Like yes we are all grown but also, hell to the nawl!!

Don’t forget to let them faucets drip!! 💧

I should’ve bought snowtubes omg!!! I have pool ones, will those work? 🤔

When I see yall wearing your Curves by Sean Brown bag at the same time as me I get happy bc it feels like we’re in a secret little cult and it feels so cool lmao 😂

It was very foolish of me to think I’d get picked for the Ulta Beauty World tickets!! Mind you I was in line right at 10am!!!

that's why Megan is selling tequila + donuts + fried chicken. Porsha's selling hair and bed linens. all the Love Island girlies = just-add-water influencers. even Horse Lady has seven different hustles rn. the side gig economy has trickled UP to celebrity culture and that's *insane* to me.

As a viral TikTok commenter, I sure do wish I could mute notifications 😂😭

As a south floridian I could nevaaaa live in the panhandle 😂 honestly Tally is pushing it but yall directly under GA so I let it slide

I do not like being the bigger person. Hate it actually!! 😇

why I just pulled up to a gas station blasting WGFT REMIX and parked directly next to a NUN lmfaoooo

Heat Techs are a scam!!! Save your money!! I’m out here FREEEZING and I’m wearing three shirt OMFG

I hooked a couple up in October and he just proposed and their wedding is set for this summer??? hahaha if this works out I’m starting a business, BUT if they end up on dateline…well 🤷🏽‍♀️

I hope more states mandate all of you who like to beat on your partners to be put on the registry!! I want this implemented nationwide actually!

I was too. I'm completely fucking transformed now about who she is. Now I know. I just am so glad these victims final got to tell their sides.

Ngl I was hoping this cult documentary about Mary Crosby would be terrible but whew!! A lot to unpack here!! #RHOSLC

I wonder how Don Lemon is doing today… 😭

My bestfriend didn’t make it to the New Year this year and that shit hurtsssssssss. WTF. Sometimes I can’t believe it, and I know you cant either!!! RIP to my heart

Sayin better not declare for the draft this year!!!

South Floridians only: do yall remember when 102.3 had the Babablu Bad Boys and Reggie???? WATTBA!

Whole lotta game left!! O-H!!!

i'm a real life yapper; i just don't post often.

I have a VERY hard time setting boundaries in my friendships and I always feel guilty for saying NO so I just never do but I think it’s time to change some things for everybody’s sanity 🫶🏾

I tried to warm yall about those EPIC PASSES and what they’re doing to ski resorts and the lawsuits that will follow!!!

If you adopted a dog at Christmas this year you better keep that baby for life and I’m not playing!!! Now, I understand things happen but hold on to that baby!

I’ve always been a cat hater and now that I’m allergic, it gives me even more reason to never be around them. A win is a win!

Anyway she predict Act iii dropping the night of the Met Gala. make sure yall ready!!!

Earlier this year I fell down a Cowboy Carter Act II breakdown in predicting Act iii and the girl was right!!! Echoville is real!!! She predicted Echoville and its exact title!! Omg I cannot believe it!!

It took me 15mins and a phone call from my man to figure out how to play the lottery lmao why would someone even buy me these for Christmas 😭

Tous les Jours is not f-cking with Paris Baguette!!

Ashley has some nerve calling somebody’s white husband unattractive! GIRL STOP! #RHOP

I’m getting cussed out in the morning for sureeeee

Note to self, if I ever get a house built have the Amish do the framework. ✍️

Ughhhhhh, I miss Houston sooo bad!!!

I’ll never forgive yall for making these brands feel big enough to sell us 100% polyester clothing at any price point higher than $50!!!!

Honestly, unless the unedited clips paint a different picture, I can see the Bravo clips going in Todd’s favor. Todd was a network producer, he played those scenes soooo well and knew if divorce came about, those clips would be used in court #RHOA

Stript’s next day shipping is unmatched!!

I was sooooo worried about our group project but we just got the highest grade in the class strictly peer based. PURRRR!

I don’t even live in Texas and Jasmine Crockett has my vote!

People have so much to say about Netflix building a monopoly when Larry Ellison is playing right in our faces!!

It’s almost like I know exactly what I’m talking about 🤷🏽‍♀️

DR JUNG IS A DENTIST?!?!?!?! WHAT?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!

It’s still Ohio against the world!!

NO GOOOOD!!!!! ❌❌❌