guahaughh i've got them painful ears today my ears is in pain

i'm glad the asinine nature of this society's fear of sex+love of violence is being discussed more broadly to be honest. one of the first movies i have any memory of watching was star wars a new hope. in that movie, a planet is blown up. billions of people are murdered. i was like four years old.

I HAD 2 NAP.... IM SORRY>....

onlydams.com finishing up smb3 into super mario world

i really want to get the energy to actually watch my friends' streams again

meester scott kennedy

playing re4 og today onlydams.com

senile son of a bitch still owes me six hundred smackers

i dont want to be awake right now but sometimes that's just how it is

i'm not a total QoL slut but if you try to make me play a hard terraria mode without magic storage enabled i WILL cry

i want it to be properly halloween season already I TIRE OF THIS FESTIVE EDGING

Happy fall stoat day

if anybody asks whenever i'm Sexually Suggestive (cartoon) on main it's to protest draconian censorship initiatives

thinking about how ruth bader-ginsberg officiated a wedding in the middle of the initial covid outbreak and then fucking died from it again and how that moment has informed a great deal of our current woes

my body can't seem to decide if it's sick or not so i'm just playing it safe and resting

my laptop has like completely lost its ability to connect to the internet and i did literally nothing to it why is technology like this

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ordinarily i'm a big proponent of patches and post launch maintenance but honestly i'm getting kind of tired of games just like Changing Dramatically between 1.2 and 1.3 you know? like what if i liked 1.2. why can't i play 1.2 anymore.

i've been told this

oh man i don't like what my nose is doing right now KNOCK THAT OFF RIGHT NOW, NOSE

im getting SO MUCH done today you don't even know im fucking cooking fam

don't ask me, clip was open already #BearEatArt

something i cannot stress enough about being a twitch chatter and streamer is that it's okay to be wrong. everybody makes mistakes, misspeaks, gets something mixed up. i know it's embarrassing but all you gotta do is just say "oh for real? sorry my mistake" if you get corrected. that's all.

im locking in to get stuff done today just watch oouuaahhgh im SO LOCKED IN

everyone please make a wish for maple not get sick before u go to bed tonight ok ;-;

got walled by a combination of the chocolate milk navy and coming down with a cold :(

onlydams.com playing some smb3 today because the vibe felt right

thinking about instead of saying "go touch grass" saying "go pet dogs" it seems to carry the same connotations but is much less confrontational

basically what i'm saying is, please be kinder to one another, this is not the fault of any of your bluesky mutuals. you can grope my boobs to calm down and feel better if it helps, just try to keep perspective okay?♥️

my least favorite genre of post on this website is "___________ group told you this was going to happen and now it has." like. yeah. i believed you when you said it! i promise i did! did. did you expect me to politely ask the bad men to please not or something. what is your point exactly.

man i followed the CDC literal years ago on twitter because they'd tweet out stuff about food recalls and disease outbreaks that was useful as hell but now it's just a constant stream of "we're just asking questions about vaccines"

onlydams.com yo we are doing some Planning and Scheming today. let your voice be heard about what you might want to see in a new maple model, potentially. just, you know, for the sake of argument.

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maybe i wwasn't as over my shot as i thought b/c i feel a little gross tonight.... oogvh

bro i stg this keeps happening maple circa 2020: "i'm gonna get my life back together and do some stuff i've been putting off for too long!" - covid happens maple circa 2025: "i'm gonna make a change and experiment with adult oriented content!" - this is banned in several countries

WARNING: maple WILL start gushing about the gamecube at literally any provocation and defend it against all comers

god ttyd is a funny game

onlydams.com more paper mario today. yall ever heard of the great gonzales?

YO shoutouts to my girl hildegard and how cracked she makes my holy sites gimme that +10 science

i mean you can ask me whatever you like here of course. it just isn't anonymous and some people are shy!

man i miss the cohost anonymous ask box.... answering questions is fun

best manga panel ever drawn? quite possibly

couple goals right there

god's perfect animal, truly (adorable, saves the environment, euphemism for pussy)

if i have convinced a single (one) person of the ecological necessity of Beaver then my time on this twisted space rock has been worth it and i have no regrets

BEAVERS UNDEFEATED

im trying to be good and productive even if i'm taking the day off from streaming but i'm so tired my mind keeps wandering to distracting lights of fancy like "sexual intercourse"

ummmmmmm i might be too tired to stream today...... like... can this bitch even carry on a conversation levels of tired...

thinking about the term "ethical goon sesh" again and pondering the limitless mysteries of life