The local mushrooms told me that they're proud of you

Good morning Show your teeth today

"Why did he stop harassing me? maybe because I got drunk and sent him a message about how I was going to remove his finger nails if he ever typed a message to you again. Idk tho

Being high on a beanbag would cure me

Despair by Outta Pocket Live. Laugh. 2 Step

Warning for Oregonians, ICE agents are dressing up as utility workers in order to get into your home/close to you.

I need to stop sending my friends voice messages because mid sentence I forget what I'm talking about, and just start laughing.

If they are going to be disgusted by you Be disgusting

The Pentagon has just order 1,500 U.S troops to prepare to deploy into Minnesota. Following them will be FBI and law enforcement. If the U.S military is deployed onto U.S soil the Posse Comitatus Act will be violated.

Hell bent on not contributing to fashion this year by challenging myself to only thrift for my clothes and accessories.

We are in this horrifying situation because: Too many people found politics boring, weren't interested in law enforcement jobs or the military, couldn't be bothered to vote or there were no perfect candidates, and democrats in government refused to believe Republicans would go to these extremes.

Don't just protect trans kids fight their oppressors

*smiles happily at my crust pants, jacket and patched up ski mask* babies

At a point in my life a guy tried to harm a kid. So I coached some of my friends to follow me into his house and to hold his hands down so I could cripple them with my bat. So, when I say I'll protect you I fucking mean it.

This is a reminder: If you don't use your profile to speak about the injustice in our country than I'll remove you.

Apparently there's testimony in the trumpstein files. 💥💯💥

Trump has announced that he wants to cut funding to sanctuary/blue states. States like Oregon and New Mexico could potentially be in trouble because they are recipient states. It is also important to note that without federal funding we will lose food benefits, school lunches, Medicare, -

My favorite game (Mortuary Assistant) is being turned into a movie! I'm foaming at the mouth

We will literally fist fight a cop for you.

I'm not interested in being polite..or heterosexual.

People who started following me recently: My main talking points: ☆ political (leftist) ☆ metal music ☆ punk subculture ☆ anime SWERS: I only interact with swers who ive developed a bond with and I see as my friend.

No one in my immediate circle watches One Piece. Do you know how hard that is on me? No one gives too shits about my Law obsession...I hate it here

"You're not apart of this community, so but out!" I may not be active anymore, but I was referred to by multiple groups as 'sw royalty'. My photos are still hung up on people's wall to this day. I mentored big name creators because my fanbase blew them away. So watch what you say to me.

Trying to behave but my partner is wearing the worlds tightest pants on our date.

Hey @keysmasherasfdjkl.bsky.social, go ahead and slam me on that list of yours. I have a nasty habit of thrashing people around by my teeth when they step out of line.

Can't believe I get to meet my top surgery surgeon in March. They reached out today so I can start in on the paperwork. I'm so incredibly happy

We must hold abusers accountable. If a person is not aware that their actions were abusive it is still important to hold them accountable. Learning from your actions is a vital step to not remake them all over again. Being unaware does not equal free of consequences of past actions.

I’m sorry if it feels like I’m beating a dead horse here (but I’m sure there are still some people who missed this thread) and now this person is posting about being “unashamed” to ship minors with adults. Please, if you still follow them, reconsider.

Got bored and started telling people my chaweenie is a baby rottweiler

And ontop of everything else, toes cold

Them: *breathes* Me: "do you wanna see my gudatama bag?"

I have a gut feeling that yelling at retail workers will bring my wife back

If you have the chance please try to donate to PBS. Even a $1 helps

Sipping on a monster while I do a animal crossing Lego build. Mmm healing

We are 13 days into the new year. What have you guys done so far (and yes, being alive counts as doing something) I've read a book and made two friends.

Reconnected with my favorite cis, little lady soup.

Am I just talking into the void? I want to connect more with my moots but I feel like know sees me or cares. IDK anymore 🤷

The boot you lick will stomp you too

Attorney general Pam Bondi sent out a leaked memo to the FBI encouraging them to investigate Americans who are promoting "radical gender ideology". Which means being trans or advocating for trans people could end up getting you investigated and potentially contacted by the FBI.

Forever hating myself for being insecure and beefing with someone who's so cool and has the world's deepest lore.

Manspreading in the electric chair

Hate an apolitical weasel.

👇Ice Officers are are murder for hire group!

Boycot creators who support fast fashion. Who have never donated any of their venue to help out their fellow man. Who don't uplift small voices and use their platform for change. Who never state their political affiliation because they want to please the whole political spectrum. Fuck them

My daughter and son ☆ Mocha & Ducky

This is the Portland Police Chief and he breaks down during a Press Conference regarding the shooting of two people yesterday in Portland by Federal Agents. If you’ve forgotten what it was like to have a member of law enforcement with integrity and compassion — let this man be a reminder.

There are safety in numbers Attend your local anti ice rally and use your voice to protect your neighbors and friends. No one is illegal on stolen land

Cigarette mukbang

Comfort crowd