the only thing that matters this year

Tell my son he’s cute or else

I’m still laughing that the Hillary Duff tour is only four stops and each ticket presale had over 100k people waiting in queue

You think I’ll get tickets for the Hilary duff concert? 😍😍😍😍 (got in queue as soon as it started)

Projects at work are starting to slow down a little, meaning I might have the mental capacity to socialize more

Coworkers are talking about vacations and they asked if I’ve ever went cruising

The best part of fall? It’s also soup season

Massive project making me work insane hours 🫩 I just want to play video games and hang out

Getting back into Pokémon Go and there’s so many things to catch up on. Like what do you mean I need stuff for mega evolution???

Thought about vanish into you recently

Can’t believe about 76% of my job is just sending gifs to coworkers

Mega Dragonite’s tail bead tastes like blue raspberry Mr Pokémon told me

I think I manifested chicken wings a little too hard (I have three bags in my freezer)

Today already feels like my main got banned by my own team 🫩

Still thinking about how much Sue served in the new Fantastic Four

at least we got mega dragonite

Forgot I bought a big bag of sliced apples and now I gotta eat em before they go bad

Just saw Superman and it was actually kinda good?? Unrelated 😉 Free Palestine 🍉

Doomed Yuri 😔

Having to explain what a Jet2 Holiday is makes my soul weak

Doing card pulls because I’m bored at work and this is the first card? Oh yeah this is gonna be a great week

Came back from vacation and work is a mess?? Like can’t a diva take a week off??

Late birthday present to myself ✨(it’s already read me to filth)

Rental company invited me to a pool party… just reduce my rent omfg

spending almost 4 hours dating my furniture was not on my to-do list today but here we are... and it's almost time to get up again for work

hurry up, you're gonna miss out on pure artistry

hi a couple things about today's protests: - DO NOT SIGN UP FOR A PROTEST! DO NOT WRITE YOUR NAME DOWN TO SAY YOU WERE AT A PROTEST! - do NOT sit down! you need to be ready to MOVE if police escalate! - bring water, stick with a buddy, and stay safe ❤️

Finally being able to play Pokémon Scarlet/Violet without lagging at every moment

When I see the writers of the until dawn movie, I'm going to have a few choice words

Taking a week off in preparation for the switch 2 release is probably the best decision I’ve ever made

Cold pressed juice separating five seconds after pouring just doesn’t sit right with me

Sometimes I feel like the simulation is breaking. I smudged my glasses and coincidentally the optometry clinic was outside giving away free gift baggies with lense cleaner

Only Tuesday?

My switch 2 preorder was cancelled

Might go to Kylie Minogue on Thursday but I also don’t want to spend more on parking than the actual ticket…

Finding out I developed a seafood allergy from pretentiously elevated butter noodles (shrimp scampi) was not on the list of things I wanted to deal with today!!!

I'd say "wow I can't believe it, tooty on a tootsday, what a day to be alive"

supporting trans people isn't some abstract concept btw, and you can start by listening to trans people when we ask you to not fill the pockets of transphobes who contribute financially to anti-trans policy across the globe

Can’t wait to never play tank again now that Emma is coming

Switch 2 direct changed my entire outlook on today

Mario Party DLC was not on my bingo card (they didn’t show a new map in the trailer so it’s only a little exciting)

when I made changes this year, I didn't think it'd be a quantum leap

Did a deadly amount of squats today

Have you listened to Mayhem today?

I heard people who stan Kesha have clear skin 😌

Tomodachi life and Rhythm Paradise announcements carried this Nintendo direct

Hey so maybe life isn’t so bad after all

life really does throw curveballs at me. TELL ME WHY MY CAR BROKE DOWN

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