A return of Marcus, seems he wasn't hiding at all, rather ya'll forgot where his bar was. That's okay, seems he's been working on new menu items for you all~ Art and cutey staring: @grossdragon.hyperscat.com

Dear all dragons. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight. Gain weight.

Attention all protogen Company issued recall is now in effect. Please return to the nearest "smeltery" (My balls) for... Upgrades. Yes... Upgrades...

Back on my clog shit.. Step up to get a blessing of totally never needing to shit again 🙃

Attention all protogen. Your nutsack size has now doubled. Yuor welcome.

I'm not okay. Do not listen to anything else from me after I wake up. I. Am not. Okay. I wish I could think that more than a minute a day.

Your place.

I also noticed about half of the people who talk about me think my name is 2 words. It ain't. It's Theurak. I'm not 'the' anything. bruh.

I am just popular enough that people talk about me. I see it in servers and my art is shared and yet nobody can rack a nerve to talk to me. I guess I'm either just scary or too much a bad person to warrant that.

Some of you may remember my view on AI generated art. That was a long while back when it was new and not really able to pull off things I'd comm for. Today though, I see the sheer devastation it creates and just how bad it is overall. I take my view back. It's destructive and I'd never use it.

Looks like he has to work for his tip…

I decided to do something RISKY! A growth drive! My first ever one!! Kind of nervous, so nothing too crazy!! As voted on by my Patreons!! Enjoy! >w>

I am way too socially paranoid to operate 99% of the time.

You should... ... Snake.

Someone dedicated to making the perfect shitlog. Perfect density spread. Perfect size. Perfectly straight. Perfect shitreek.

CLAP and BRAP to the BEAT of my MEAT I'm not sorry.

I'm gonna

Remember. You are not immune to being the nearest pump and dump.

(July 2024) "They even made sure nothing in your house was broken when they came in... Though that doesn't mean YOU won't be broken in due time. Comm for @theurak.bsky.social [also] over on FA !!"

Shitting EVERYWHERE is my passion.

Time to. Shart.