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My husband just referred to being married to me as being “Nick-pilled”

What a time to be a University of Tennessee sports fan. 🏈 in the College Football Playoff this weekend 🏀 men's team is number 1 in the country and undefeated 🏀 women's team is top 20, undefeated, and won a game this past weekend 139-59 ⚾ won the College World Series this year

Getting an MRI on Monday (I’m fine) and they can play music in those things, right? What are the chances I can convince them to pipe in the Cher memoir audiobook from my phone…?

Just saw a TikTok compilation of Judge Judy being… Judge Judy, and multiple top comments were “judges like her are what’s wrong with the American justice system.” That’s not the county courthouse that’s the PARAMOUNT BACKLOT! Maybe TikTok SHOULD be banned…

Finished decorating the tree tonight! 🎄Moments later, he sat down next to it and stared at me, unprompted, as if to say, “let’s just get this over with”

A little concerned I’m going to wake up inside our Christmas village based on how often I say “I wish I could live in there”

Tennessee is going to the college football playoffs! 😭😭😭 I used to pray for times like this!!! #cfb

We are SO back. VOLS VOLS VOLS 🏈 #cfb

Planetarium at the UVA rotunda 🎄🏛️

How it feels doing anything on Black Friday

A sensible dinner for four(!). Happy Thanksgiving, y’all 🦃

My brain every 10-12 minutes: it’s time to mentally repeat Ariana Grande saying “‼️👹RIGHT👹‼️” during Popular for 30 seconds

Which Thanksgiving dish is the least important on the table for you? My hot take: I probably wouldn’t notice if dressing/stuffing wasn’t served

Elphaba to the guards at the top of the Wizard’s palace

My TikTok algorithm will never digitally recover from the theatrical release of Wicked

BEST COLLEGE FOOTBALL DAY EVER

The presence of conservatives didn’t make most people leave; the platform was unusable. Every third tweet was Elon saying “🤣🤣🤣” above the worst meme known to man, the replies under viral tweets were all AI bots, and you could randomly see a video of someone literally being killed.

Last night, I randomly gasped and said, “just realized Wicked is the most Boots the House Down story of all time”

Ariana and Cynthia doing interviews for the Wicked press tour

The road to winning back Democratic power is one that will take time, perseverance, imagination, and a hell of a lot of hard work. And it starts now: swingleft.org

Micro-dosing holiday cheer by slowly putting out Christmas decorations each day. Today is Miss Ceramic Tree’s day.

Okay, we all have Defying Gravity stuck in our heads right now, right?

An amazing photo choice, where it looks like the disembodied arm of the devil himself has caught up to the Cowboys

Autumnal boy 🍂

Making the seasonal switch to hot coffee for the first cup in the morning

How much does a husky weigh? Enough to break the ice 🧊 ok hello butterfly app