The ferry to the UK didn’t even leave yet and I have been called ‘my love’ by the crew twice already 🥰

Interesting.

Packing for holiday is not quite fun or at all possible, in my opinion, when you’re sick.

Oh goddamn, this one hits.

Morning sun and a head full of thoughts 💛

Question for the girlies, do you have any recommendations for a type of strapless bra that’s actually able to hold the ladies up if they can’t do that themselves? I tried a few, but most of them just cover them up, but don’t actually offer any support.

A very kind person gifted me €30 free spending money on my Throne for my birthday, and I cannot tell you how thankful I am that someone would actually do that ❤️ Thank you so much, kind gifter! 🙏🏻 I’m infinitely grateful! throne.com/magicaleve

🫦 This this this this

Only 30 to go! 🥰

Hey @bsky.app, can we remove the people we already follow from the Discover tab? Please?

Sit by the fire with me? I could use some company ☺️

You people make me blush!! 💕💕💕

So, how about, if I reach 7️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ followers before my birthday in the first week of August, I’ll post a 3-min video of me wearing a white shirt under the shower, playing with my boobs 🤭 Repost/quote to make it happen! ❤️

What are the fucking odds of getting a terrible cold on the first day of my two weeks off work. #fml

Thinking it’s just me enjoying two girls get off on each other then I look around and see the rest of the class watching our hot Professor @poppybird.bsky.social enjoying our hot classmate @magicaleve.bsky.social !!

🤭

No because it is actually really hard being the human embodiment of Tinkerbell and dying if you don’t get enough attention.

I feel extra emotional today, because I’m sick. Even told the husband that it really hurt me that he spend the whole evening sexting with a woman and not once giving me any care. He actually seemed to regret it, for the time being. But honestly, fuck everything today. I might as well be invisible.

HOLY FUCK, I feel muscles in my upper arms!! 🤯

Verify your age *Perfectly imitates the sound of a modem calling in to use the internet for 10 minutes*

I have a lot of negative things to say about my husband, but one thing I do have to admit. With some things we are quite the opposite of other couples. We are the perfect team when it comes to holiday preparations. And putting together IKEA furniture.

My lovelies, I have to share this progress, I am so proud of myself! July last year, I came back from holiday in the UK weighing 80kg. This week, I leave for the UK weighing 70kg. 🥰💪🏼😭

I’m as submissive as fuck, but can I also have this, just once, please?

Just wait.

So, women are ‘a bitch’. And men are ‘a son of a bitch’. Read that again.

🥰🥰🥰

It was 2am and I couldn’t sleep, so I decided to put some music in my ear and do a workout. I’m sweating now 😅 Maybe it’ll help!

Just wanted to say I’m sorry for being a bit absent lately. Long hours at work, exhaustion, a bit of sadness and not much time alone don’t make for a very horny Eve. But you know the drill. It will be ok and I’ll be back eventually. 😘

Imagine the person you’re sleeping next to, knocks his glasses off his nightstand, every. fucking. night

So I had this random thought, as a Celine Dion fan, how funny it would be to buy a hoodie from the brand Celine, since I’ve seen her wear it as well. 850 euros????!!??

Notice how they don’t even kiss. I need this 🥺 Not that I don’t absolutely love kissing, but this is top tier closeness.

Imagine you spend this morning thinking “Wow, it really hasn’t sunk in yet that I’m off work for two weeks now.” And then you realise it hasn’t sunk in, because YOU HAVE TO GO TO WORK FOR ONE MORE DAY TOMORROW.

I’m ok, just wanted to give my bangs a trim 😉

Aching for arms around me that really really want to be there.

I stand in front of a mirror with the front part of my hair in my hand and a scissor in the other. You come down the stairs, behind me. I look at you through the mirror, preparing myself for a look and questions about wtf I’m doing. You walk by. Not a single look. No questions. Just another day.

One of my all time favourites ❤️💃 My Baby Just Cares For Me (1959)

I just decided that when I’m on holiday, I’m going to try to get up early a couple times and do a cardio boxing workout in the garden 🥰

I am 43yo in less than a week (dontforgettolookatmythroneokbye) and I still ride my bike without hands half of the time. When will I stop feeling like a child in an old woman’s body?

I never needed a boxing session harder, since I started, than this week.

I am at my limit in terms of social interactions. I can’t deal with guests anymore, I can’t deal with my husband, I can’t deal with my child, I am in desperate need of vacation, BUT MY IN-LAWS WILL COME WITH US. I can’t be saved at this point.

Today I had to explain to a 19yo where the quote “It’s amazing, Mike!” comes from. It doesn’t really hurt anymore! Starting to get used to this getting older thing.

Freshly showered, lying on my bed, on my stomach. Legs slightly open and my feet up. I feel my pussy open up and all I can think about is you, sliding your thick hard cock deep inside me. 😵‍💫 Fuck.

Honestly rate yourself 💕 Looks: 6/10 Creativity: 6/10 Humor: 8/10 Mental Health: 7/10 Empathy: 10/10 Patience: 1/10 Social Skills: 9/10 Memory: 8/10

Just craving being close to someone today. Feeling touch starved.

Have a joyous #WagonWednesday, lovely people 😘