Hi, it is me 🙋🏽‍♀️

Strike a pose 👀 🫦

Irresponsibly posting my location on social media

I miss how I made him happy

Fuck I have amazing boobs

Good morning sunshines 💕🌞

Hey… time to get up! 😏

Keep me busy?

Driving home from work is when the loneliness hits.

Repost if you want to help me undress

Eating healthier, still going strong 💪🏼

The downside of having two best friends with benefits is that I want to text the guy that I can’t stop thinking about him and his kiss, but I don’t want to upset his wife (my best friend) and make things uncomfortable or damage the trust that we built. But fuuuuck 😵‍💫

Is it ok if I fully change my name here? No Jasmine anymore? I have such lovely followers and I wouldn’t want you guys to not recognise me and unfollow me…

🌕 42 years old 🌖 Curvy and jiggly 🌗 Here to hype you up 🌘 European 🌑 LGBTQ+ friendly, this is a safe space 🌒 I have feelings, be kind pls 🌓 Hopeful romantic 🌔 Socially awkward 🌕 Pls tip me thru Throne if you like my pics 🌖 NSFW, minors will be blocked

What I’m tired of? Getting a text, responding literally the same minute and getting an answer about a day later. You’re not too busy to respond and I am not important to you.

I am SO done feeling like this. I feel good in my skin, why is my brain not getting along?! I want to change, I nééd to change. I miss ME. I want to feel more alive, I want to post more pics again, I want to flirt more with Autumn (Peaky’s wife) and make that more exciting. I want to flirt with YOU!

Damn, this date got me all worked up 🫠 This man is such a good kisser… I wish I could have brought him home.

On my way to the movies with Peaky, the male half of the swingers couple we’re friends with. I can’t wait to get real cuddles and genuinely feel liked. I need this.

You might think my sex life is dead, but I’m getting breadcrumbed by two men every day, how about that

So, am I not posting because I’m depressed, or am I depressed because I’m not posting? 🤔

Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future. These two combined 😅

There is no real love left in my life. And I am so fucking sad 🥺😭

I’m tired. My husband has health issues, probably his heart and he doesn’t sleep well, someone that’s really important to me doesn’t want to live anymore and barely speaks two words a day to me and I’m here trying to make everyone’s day better while crumbling from stress and no sleep myself.

Me at work 😄

Ok, I did not expect this to be such an emotional ordeal. This is just the first thing I’m writing and I already feel like I need a good cry 😅 I would love to let you guys read what I write, so here’s the first bit. I had AI translate it for you, so my apologies if it’s bad English.

What’s good for the hole isn’t always good for the soul

Did I cook up the insane idea of writing my complete autobiography? Yes. Will anyone actually read it? No 🤣

These wounds won't seem to heal This pain is just too real There's just too much that time cannot erase

I absolutely love it when I worked 11 hours on a Sunday and I come home to the same pile of shit I left in the morning. #marriedlife #marriedsinglewoman

TW: Weight loss I lost 14 pounds (6,5 kg) now sinds July! 🥳🥰 I’m so happy I’m doing this by myself, without weird temporary programs, in a healthy way that I feel like I can maintain, that doesn’t feel like I’m missing out on the (unhealthy) things I love to eat! This feels like a real change ❤️

Who wants to play with me sometime?

Oh! 😳 I didn’t- I didn’t see that coming! 🫠🥰

One of those days I feel like no one gives a shit about me.

Did you know that men are less likely to get help for their mental health? In the US 79% of all deaths are male suicides… Don’t forget our men. #worldmentalhealthday

When all you want to say is: “Fuck everything, get a plane, leave your life and come here to me.”

I have a weird turn-off. I can’t handle sweet smiles while having sex. It gives me the ick. If you want me to know how much you care and how much you’re enjoying everything, use your words or let your hands do the talking. Who recognises this? Am I broken?

Yes, sex with my husband is great, but have you ever ripped off too much of your finger nail? 😀

How about doing one of these again? Tell me things, ask me things, but don’t be weird, promise? ❤️ ngl.link/jassanderson...

Fuck this shit, I’m ordering a wand.

I’m sorry, this is not nsfw, but I might have an orgasm…

All ready for whatever you wish

I was in a mood. Who’s going to spank me a bit?

Talk to me like this and you’re gonna be a daddy

And now I have a retinal migraine added to the mix 🥳

I’m home sick, can we cuddle? I hate how my job makes me feel like I can never be sick enough to stay home. Like, I could be dying and I’d still feel guilty.