Please. Please repost this post around. They really need the help. They mean the world to me

All that there is came from the one great. Then came fractures, and births and souls. But the greater will made a mistake. It didn't know what was coming. May chaos consume the world... -# may chaos consume the world -kale

Alsobi accidentally basically implied that kalé has seen eldritch maikeru by quoting those as kalé XD

(New fan art peice due to yesterday's stream :3 by spoopios) now in destined death or frenzy colors :p

I am actually obsessed with this concept and image I need more~

I mean this is just what happens when I go outside really. "Meeting" someone is a loose term :p

All that there is came from the one great. Then came fractures, and births and souls. But the greater will made a mistake. It didn't know what was coming. May chaos consume the world... -# may chaos consume the world -kale

www.twitch.tv/maikeru_the_... LIVE WITH ELDEN RING REFORGED! Beyond your home...across the acid lake...the lands between...once resided. now only one remains. SIR GLUTTONOUS MAIKERU THE ALL CONSUMING! OOUUUGH!- the narrator for elden ring probably

www.twitch.tv/maikeru_the_... LIVE WITH SILK SONG! I'm silking my song and chugging the funni spicy water (lava) WHY ARE ALL THE ENEMIES DOING 2 MASKS OF DAMAGE AAAAAAAAA *femboydies.mp3*

www.twitch.tv/maikeru_the_... LIVE WITH INSANIQUARIUM! welp. finally happened. I swallowed the economy and now inflation has hit insaniquarium. eh more fish for me~ come watch me swallow aliens and many many tanks of fish people~

I have decided that yes I should and in the spirit of that today at like 7pm CST Imma play some super niche games I have in my library. insaniquarium doing the time trials and challanges and maybe game dev tycoon later if I finish it :3

I have decided that yes I should and in the spirit of that today at like 7pm CST Imma play some super niche games I have in my library. insaniquarium doing the time trials and challanges and maybe game dev tycoon later if I finish it :3

chat should I do more self indulgent streams?

chat should I do more self indulgent streams?

This is possibly the most true statement I have seen today.

ICE agents love to wave around paper that looks official. Most of it is a scam — administrative forms signed by ICE supervisors, not real judicial warrants signed by judges. Let's go through what that scam paper looks like versus a real judicial warrant.

we swapping games with shan and thorni :3 to peak!

Wednesday Collab of Voracious Rolls. Join me, @maikeruthenoodle.bsky.social and pokothegobbo for BG3 Pull up a seat at The Sin Bin Cafe. Your favorite Succubus maid will be around to collect your orders while taking care of business. www.twitch.tv/queen_amaya_...

www.twitch.tv/maikeru_the_... LIVE WITH BALDUR'S GATE 3! W/ POKO AND SHAN! what do you mean I wasn't supposed to eat the bandits? what? they had a special key on em? ehhh I don't know what to tell ya but uh you aren't getting that key back~ not unless you wanna try and grab it~ come on~ try~

being fed with the end of a conveyor belt blob after blob of people only needing to open my mouth to swallow them down~ thats the life~

being fed with the end of a conveyor belt blob after blob of people only needing to open my mouth to swallow them down~ thats the life~

Ladies, gentlemen, and various perverts, I present to you the first in a series of original stories I'm writing about many alternate universe versions of ME, partially inspired by the great and powerful CAMM! @anarchoslurpie.bsky.social Behold. Mech Pilot Riley Story! aryion.com/g4/view/1220...

FINAL BOSS TIME!

www.twitch.tv/maikeru_the_... LIVE WITH TOMB RAIDER! If you were to go inside my belly you would find in this order likely. the town that used to be next to yours 300 fast food restaurants and buffets the lost city of Atlantis what I'm saying is. my gut is a tomb. you should go in it too~

www.twitch.tv/maikeru_the_... LIVE WITH TOMB RAIDER! If you were to go inside my belly you would find in this order likely. the town that used to be next to yours 300 fast food restaurants and buffets the lost city of Atlantis what I'm saying is. my gut is a tomb. you should go in it too~

Abolish no nut November and instead support new nut November and fill my big FAT balls~

on the 8th day the universe bends and groans, time warps. The strands of space time begin to swirl around and into the parsed lips of the one causing reality's rules to break at the seams. Everything that is was or will be...consumed by the gluttonous Lamia. Happy vore day~ #vore

*I let out a massive belch, the only thing coming out being a video tape that I quickly grab and crunch with my powerful jaws* mngah~ damn the earth was so tasty~ I am still hungry tho~ *I open my mouth and start sucking. The cosmos around me start to bend before cracking* #voreday

*static and loud churning* mitch here again. this camera's battery is on its last legs. so am I. my legs are gone the acids already digested them. gods I just saw a couple hugging for life before they dissolved. Magma's started to flow in what is he eating a volcano?! I- *static*

*a sudden noise with static and shifting movement* hey this is mitch I am done with the news stuff. I am here talking about whats happening for hope someone finds this. This monster, this snake, he isn't stopping. New peices of earth are showing up. earth is go- *static again*

Devastating news with mitch here broadcasting from...well...inside the giant snake boy. I don't know who I am even broadcasting to. My entire city was swallowed from the ground up. The military was devoured within seconds of deployment. This is likely my final broadcast. *static* #voreday #vore

Breaking news! Mitch here with the story still ongoing on the east coast. It seems the helicopter that James was in was knocked out of the sky by the giant blue snake and was swallowed whole by him! Thankfully it would appear the military is here! More info tomorrow morning!

pov I ate and digested you and your runes/souls #vore

News anchor Mitch here with breaking news! The collapsing buildings situation was alot worse than we thought! we move over to James at the scene thanks Mitch. We are here just outside new york city and the cause of the recent destruction is what appears to be a giant blue snake! He's eating them!

News anchor Mitch here to give you the latest. Today is going to be a bright and sunny day with clear skies. it seems the east coast are dealing with a issue of buildings collapsing but nothing to worry about I assure you. Our team is on their way to see what is happening over there.

I think today is a boybooba day. rate my morning fit (it cost 20 lives to get this pic. 10 per tit)

This is so real and like a good 80% of the reason I dont rp much if at all anymore and use emotes instead X3

Hannah Einbinder you will always be famous

www.twitch.tv/maikeru_the_... LIVE WITH SILKSONG FIRST TIME PLAYTHROUGH! Once again we are back...in hollow nest...the devastation that occurred when the giant blue wyrm wrecked havoc in hollow nest...it's not even recognizable anymore...wdym I got that all wrong?!

www.twitch.tv/maikeru_the_... LIVE WITH AXO AND THORNI! BWOOOUUURRRRRrrrp~ ah~ sorry guys but axo and thorni will be streaming from within my gut but GOOD NEWS! if they can beat their friends in jackbox I *might* let them out (no I won't teehee~) come watch as they melt and join us for jackbox!

If you're gonna invite me to a new year's party.. you better make sure there's enough food for me~ Otherwise, you'll end up like poor Ray here~ (The raffle art is finally here! Thanks so much to @squealydealy.bsky.social for providing their talent!!!)

Come join @maikeruthenoodle.bsky.social and pokothegobbo with me in BG3. Join the Voracious Rolls. Pull up a seat at The Sin Bin Cafe. Your favorite Succubus maid will be around to collect your orders while taking care of business. www.twitch.tv/queen_amaya_...

www.twitch.tv/maikeru_the_... LIVE WITH BALDUR'S GATE 3! WITH SHAN AND POKO! Voracious rolls is now finally leaving act 1! first just have to devour all of the githyankis in the creche~ lae'zel has been waiting for her people since the beginning~ come watch the carnage~

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IMPECCABLE gift from @grayoncrayon.bsky.social showing off how pathetically fat I am day to day....PLEASE go follow them if you don't already!!!!

VISIBLE BURP VERSION!!!! I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MARK AS SPOILER SO I APOLOGIZE!!!!! PLEASE DON'T SHOUT AT ME!!

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Ok guys proposition: I lazily leave my mouth open and you just shove food in it forever! @grayoncrayon.bsky.social deserves ALL THE LOVE IN THE WORLD PLEASE GIVE IT TO HIM

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