i was reminded today of the adorable Tenga mouse mascot, gleefully running home to absolutely demolish his little pecker

It's time. Let's go nuts. This is probably my favourite year end wrap up to date

I’ve been getting a lot of Linux videos recommended to me on YouTube and saw this today. Is it a sign?

Sandwiches

ducking a meeting of the board to do some graffiti instead

better late than never it's the nurvuss game of the year 2024 spectacular !!!! did your favourites make the list? don't ask me, i don't know your taste

found phoneage

“Lord Shagtis” lmaoooo

when the donkey konga starts to play dance with me make me sway

The effect of Gallica's magic is inspiring.

romhacking.net is the dessicated remains of a year 2000 website with all the fun sucked out of it and it should have died at least 10 years ago.

having a quick sharpener before I change my location or gender in a fromsoftware game

I think they should have given the German translator some context for this one

reading “buses on diversion” like “lads on tour” every single time

got asked to do a survey on my phone at Frankfurt Airport and I love how this poorly-translated screen gives “Chinese (Simplified)” in Traditional Chinese characters and inexplicably gives “Japanese” as “Yamato”

the nearest Wetherspoon pubs to Shibuya are in Scotland

you ever walk down the street and think “god I hope I don’t get hit by a car because I’ve got a massive coffee shit queued up and the slightest surprise contact would make me explode”

I need to find me a restaurant supply shop where I can obtain one of the glasses so I don’t have to steal it and get super-deported like a YouTuber getting double-arrested

i regret to inform you as an occasional German speaker that these SaGa Re;univerSe enemies are called Hairdryer and Removals Van

therapeutically making Armored Core decals to power through a headache

this has the energy of an old poster for a horror movie called slip conditions

I was looking for places to stay during an upcoming holiday and encountered a basketball board-game casino nightmare for two people who wear glasses

now on day one of thinking about how to pronounce this