Suddenly feeling very self conscious about my digital footprint. So changing what I’ll be posting here. Just feeling icky at the moment.

Haircut acquired

If it wasn’t 8 degrees Fahrenheit this would be the look for February.

Girl it’s so cold trees are supposed to be exploding. Bye. wtf do you mean?

I’m allergic to cats but there are some comforts worth a Claritin.

Breaking: Scruffy dishie so board at work he takes two selfies. More news at 5.

He has claimed his place

Out here feeling like I’m gonna solve the mystery

For Christmas I decided to try a different style than what I usually am (which is to say no style at all) thoughts on this?

We are officially on the most annoying time of year, where every fucking thing is an ad.

Me and my shiny Pokémon

The urge to make a hearty delicious homemade soup at 3 in the morning is my call to the void. I’ll let the soup in. We are having soup. It will be perfect. I will be happy.

Halloween was fun. But I’m beat. And my shin is bruised. Time to hibernate until next year comes around

Does anyone remember these things from friendly’s? God I miss being a child when the world was all Shirley temples and goblinoid ice cream sundaes. Anyway, this fella looks crazy spooky and I’m gonna try and recreate him some day for Halloween.

It’s Halloween month but the only type of afraid I am is socially. Why isn’t it spooky yet

Oh no. My Halloween costume is combing together and it’s both really slutty and I feel like a weird toddler in it 💀

Went to the MOMA. If you look closely you can see how the spark of life has faded in my eyes.

Clubbing is an experience

Also for those wishing me happy birthday much appreciated! But my birthday was on the 7th! I just celebrated it today since I was busy all month. I didn’t want to double dip on happy birthday wishes

I’m 25 and finally have my id. Celebrating by drinking of much tequila and watching my friends play pool (I’d join but I literally suck dick at pool)

I guess this is what 25 looks like. (Also shady maple should update their birthday policy. Like they’re closed on my birthday. I should be given free buffet food today for real).

3:30 in the morning fit check.

I want to get a tattoo. I have a few ideas for where I should get it. But I dunno. I’m kinda shy about getting a tattoo.

I haven’t slept in 2 days. Please celebrate me finally reaching my bed again

Me and my potato 🍠

Re-up of a commission for @shycub00.bsky.social I adore dudes in armor ✨️ ⚔️✨️

I haven’t been feeling good about how I look lately. Been eating me up a little inside. I’ve always liked the idea of fashion. I just feel I never look good in anything. So I sat down and brainstormed looks. Now if only I had better hair and skin, I’d say I’d make a half way decent model.

Beach day 🏖️🏖️

I wanted to show off this cool chain I got. It was a gift, and I think it makes me look pretty damn cute.

It is simply to hot out. I need it to be fall yesterday.

Good morning. I had a banana for breakfast

It’s a beautiful day, go outside and take a deep breath.

If I’m cute then your handsome. Sorry I don’t make the rules

I’m into all types of guys. I love my big boys and bears, but if a thinner guy is hot then he’s hot you know. I find it’s more often that skinny guys aren’t into me lol

I would want to make little soap bubbles appear around me at will.

That’s a tricky one. I’ve had so many, and alot of them were great. Probably any that I get to have with a friend tho

Tribute to Anomalocaris. Look it up on YouTube. Does not get funnier than that.

Well I don’t go to the gym. I work out at home. I can’t afford a gym membership in this economy. Just get weights and look up a routine, and then commit. As for weight gain? Just like, eat a bunch of carbs I guess.

Depends on what type of game. Video games: find a play style that feels comfortable and work on perfecting it. Getting laid game: don’t ask me. I’m terrible at it.

Well howdy to you too

Mashed potatoes are a type of smoothie.

I tired of living through historical events. Can I just have one week without a historical event. Or like maybe a nice historical event, just to switch it up.

After diet and exercising for over 3 months, I went to the doctor today to find out I didn’t lose any weight what so ever. At least I didn’t gain any.

As someone who has literally kissed dudes before, I can confidently say there is nothing more slutty and gay than straight men. Source: I work with several of them. Don’t ask me what prompted this tangent. (Or do)

Happy Pride Month 🌈

Knowing Hbomberguy can stack 6-7 donuts on it is cursed knowledge and a part of me wants to have proof that he can. 😳

Had a great time. Meet some very special people there. Gonna pass out in bed and get ready to go to NY now, I’ll see you all again soon

Todays look

I never know what to do with my hair and today I suffered the consequences of that at the barber. I need like an actually hair dresser to assess me and tell me why the fuck would look good on me. I know this cut is fine. But idk it’s just basic and kinda crummy