I’m sick. My phone won’t charge. I have work tomorrow. I can feel it. The stars are aligning. I won’t survive this time. This is the end.

The third level of hell is working a minimum wage job

Is this anything? I feel like I’m giving l low level mid-boss from a tacky 80s fantasy rpg

I’m allergic to cats but there are some comforts worth a Claritin.

Breaking: Scruffy dishie so board at work he takes two selfies. More news at 5.

He has claimed his place

Out here feeling like I’m gonna solve the mystery

We are officially on the most annoying time of year, where every fucking thing is an ad.

Me and my shiny Pokémon

The urge to make a hearty delicious homemade soup at 3 in the morning is my call to the void. I’ll let the soup in. We are having soup. It will be perfect. I will be happy.

Does anyone remember these things from friendly’s? God I miss being a child when the world was all Shirley temples and goblinoid ice cream sundaes. Anyway, this fella looks crazy spooky and I’m gonna try and recreate him some day for Halloween.

It’s Halloween month but the only type of afraid I am is socially. Why isn’t it spooky yet

Went to the MOMA. If you look closely you can see how the spark of life has faded in my eyes.

Also for those wishing me happy birthday much appreciated! But my birthday was on the 7th! I just celebrated it today since I was busy all month. I didn’t want to double dip on happy birthday wishes

I’m 25 and finally have my id. Celebrating by drinking of much tequila and watching my friends play pool (I’d join but I literally suck dick at pool)

I guess this is what 25 looks like. (Also shady maple should update their birthday policy. Like they’re closed on my birthday. I should be given free buffet food today for real).

3:30 in the morning fit check.

I want to get a tattoo. I have a few ideas for where I should get it. But I dunno. I’m kinda shy about getting a tattoo.

I haven’t slept in 2 days. Please celebrate me finally reaching my bed again

Me and my potato 🍠

Re-up of a commission for @shycub00.bsky.social I adore dudes in armor ✨️ ⚔️✨️

Beach day 🏖️🏖️

I wanted to show off this cool chain I got. It was a gift, and I think it makes me look pretty damn cute.

It’s a beautiful day, go outside and take a deep breath.

If I’m cute then your handsome. Sorry I don’t make the rules

I’m into all types of guys. I love my big boys and bears, but if a thinner guy is hot then he’s hot you know. I find it’s more often that skinny guys aren’t into me lol

I would want to make little soap bubbles appear around me at will.

That’s a tricky one. I’ve had so many, and alot of them were great. Probably any that I get to have with a friend tho

Tribute to Anomalocaris. Look it up on YouTube. Does not get funnier than that.

Well I don’t go to the gym. I work out at home. I can’t afford a gym membership in this economy. Just get weights and look up a routine, and then commit. As for weight gain? Just like, eat a bunch of carbs I guess.

Depends on what type of game. Video games: find a play style that feels comfortable and work on perfecting it. Getting laid game: don’t ask me. I’m terrible at it.

Well howdy to you too

Mashed potatoes are a type of smoothie.

I tired of living through historical events. Can I just have one week without a historical event. Or like maybe a nice historical event, just to switch it up.

After diet and exercising for over 3 months, I went to the doctor today to find out I didn’t lose any weight what so ever. At least I didn’t gain any.

Happy Pride Month 🌈

Knowing Hbomberguy can stack 6-7 donuts on it is cursed knowledge and a part of me wants to have proof that he can. 😳

Had a great time. Meet some very special people there. Gonna pass out in bed and get ready to go to NY now, I’ll see you all again soon

Todays look

I never know what to do with my hair and today I suffered the consequences of that at the barber. I need like an actually hair dresser to assess me and tell me why the fuck would look good on me. I know this cut is fine. But idk it’s just basic and kinda crummy

It’s a boring rainy day. Should I take a nap? Should I play video games for 12 hours? Should I do something? Nah. My bed is to comfy

Repost you and your favorite Pokémon

My little sweet potato is so sleepy

I got a haircut. And now I’m ready for a nap.

Building a mono black rat tribal deck. And looking cool (Dumb) doing it

Here’s a picture of my duck.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day to all my Irish friends. Y’all the cutest. And I may not be Irish but my cat is 🍀

Whenever I see the Allharken in Monster Hunter Wilds this is what I see

I shaved. And I immediately look like a baby