The God Squad? No, this is the GoD Squad.

It’s obvious he missed his wife and was looking for the next best thing.

This is gonna get messy. people.com/kristi-noem-...

DHS staff rejoice as ‘glamour shots’ of Kristi Noem that lined the halls are removed www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

I’ve had this idea for a while. The worst part was looking up photos of Trump, it’s disgusting to have to look at his face.

Durham turned out for No Kings. Marchers all the way to the building in the background and presumably more around the block.

Waffles is following the KU/St John's score very closely.

Will we come home with a new to us electric car today? Stay tuned. My wife wont let me roll into the dealer wearing my KU shorts during March Madness (we live in Blue Devil/Tar Heel country). She's a buzzkill.

Tarkovsky and Kurosawa at Solaris, when the film played.

Why is Jessie Gemstone’s nemesis hanging out here instead of the Cape and Pistol Society? Put your cape back on like a real man.

Did anyone else read this as Rep. Hairdopolis?

She will be the first candidate to get negative votes.

Chuck Schumer, arms outstretched “but my friend across the aisle….”

Good news for Kristi Noem, Watertown is hiring. Go get yourself a job you are qualified for. May I suggest the wastewater collections operator?

New rule, anytime Kristi Noem appears, you have to sing this song to her. My family lives in South Dakota so there’s a good chance this will happen. www.youtube.com/shorts/mQdWV...

If I was in Watertown, I would be at the airport so fast to laugh in her face. It would be epic. But alas we are reduced to flipping her off every time we pass her home.

While she was governor of SD she refused a mask mandate when COVID hit. My old high school shut down in September because of an outbreak. The Walmart closed before Christmas for a full cleaning. So many nursing homes shut down because so many residents died of covid.

The last time I played a "big band" gig was probably 2012. Needless to say, this will be much different. North Carolina: come by on Sunday for a shit hot good time. My mom might be there!

Waffles being blinded by the postmodern spectacle.

Easy, A.I. An absolute betrayal of story telling. Instead of trusting Kubrick’s vision, Spielberg had to give it a Spielberg ending. That was the beginning of my hate of Spielberg.

One more player has chalked up a perfect score today. Congrats to Mary Huntimer! @mary-huntimer.bsky.social Everyone has until tomorrow to submit answers to my DM before I post them here. Give it a try, you might surprise yourself! #filmsky #moviesky #musicsky #games #fun #quiz

What I love best about this is Noem is dismantling the DHS all by herself. Pretty soon there won’t be an Ice left to abolish.

John Oliver did a great segment on Chuck E. Cheese. If you watch it, it won’t surprise you that the ceo is in the Epstein files. youtu.be/3v6y2pY1pZ0?...

Somebody give me a Muppet Show sketch with Swedish Chef and Too Much Tuna. Fozzie and Seth Meyers go day drinking. Electric Mayhem battle of the bands with Geese. MJ Lenderman sings "The Rainbow Connection" with Kermit with Rowlf. Janice and Jenny Slate go shopping on 5th avenue.

Thinking her and Melinda should team up, start an ex-wives club to exact revenge on their exes and associates.

The chuds terrorizing Minneapolis are also drunk on the job? Sobriety checkpoints outside of all of their hotels, stat. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

You can only rip my lefse from my cold dead hands.

This isn’t out of fear for house members lives, this is so leadership can control the message. If our lawmakers were on the street to witness firsthand the violence perpetrated by Ice, then abolishing ice is the only logical outcome. Dem leaders would rather give Ice a velvet glove. Cowards.

Writing to my senators, using google to look up all of the public money she has steered to her family, got this AI summary.

The Operatic Saxophones turns 5 this month. Catch up on Toshio Hosokawa’s opera, Natasha. theoperaticsaxophone.com/2026/01/26/t...

She likes to snuff all the fumes when she’s using oil based products. Like a true American.

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

Hey @realguldukat.bsky.social someone is stealing your bit.

🚨POST AN EMERGENCY CAT PIC🚨 This is Monsignor Waffles. Don’t let his Holiness fool you. Newly adopted, he entered his Terrorist phase last week. Death to all paper and plastic!

🚨POST AN EMERGENCY CAT PIC🚨 This is Monsignor Waffles. Don’t let his Holiness fool you. Newly adopted, he entered his Terrorist phase last week. Death to all paper and plastic!

It would be a shame if anyone called in with sightings of illegal immigrants in international falls and Minot, ND. Please don’t send ice to Minot in December.

Activists interrupted the service of a Southern Baptist church in St. Paul, MN, today to protest that one of the pastors is the acting director of the nearby ICE field office: publicwitness.wordandway.org/p/protesters...

Ruin a band by changing one letter: Piss

Hey everyone, a high school friend of mine is organizing fundraiser for north Minneapolis. Please donate to help out the residents.

I beg us not to lose sight of the role queerphobia played along with misogyny. Becca Good’s tone in interacting with Ross was just like her late wife’s: calm yet lightly mocking; neither scared nor deferential; and because of that deeply, deeply subversive. katemanne.substack.com/p/renee-good...

Hey everyone, a high school friend of mine is organizing fundraiser for north Minneapolis. Please donate to help out the residents.

ICE defeated by ice.

It looks like Amy deleted the earlier post that got 1000s of angry comments and reposted the same message. This is not acceptable.

This you?

The CBS 60 Minutes CECOT segment showed up in Canada's Global TV app and then quickly disappeared. But a direct copy (not a screen recording) is now archived online: https://archive.org/details/60minutes-cecotsegment

I see they have finally dropped the Judeo from Christian. Going full white supremacist, just in time for Christmas.

I contacted Foushee 4 weeks ago about my run-in with the border patrol and she still hasn’t responded. Nida Allam was protecting Durham residents, where was she? bsky.app/profile/mary...

Vote for Nida! She is the voice we need in Washington!

Umm, do feet bend like this?