If you see this, post a random fact about yourself: I am a blood relative of comedian Bobcat Goldthwait. I've always wanted to meet him and ask him about my dad's side of the family. Considering Bobcat wrote and directed a horror movie recently, I think I know where I get it from 🤣

#HorrorWritersChat "What do you mean, I can't bring it?" "You won't need it here," the Ferryman gravels. "It is useless in this realm." "But I've had it all my life." They clutch it to their chest. The writhing, black thing squeals softly. "I know," the Ferryman pities. "I know."

#HorrorWritersChat Hmm. I'd probably be owing something that required my eternal labor rather than a material offering, lol

#HorrorWritersChat The future. But it'd be current me telling younger me to not be stupid lmao

#HorrorWritersChat Hey pals! Michelle here, writer of weird nonsense with body horror, comedy, and misadventures. I think I'd probably wind up haunting my job. And I'd be real mad about it. Can't relax even in death

This will forever be my favorite Discord moment with @martinshannon.bsky.social 🤣🤣

This dude is awesome, give him a follow!

Please enjoy my favorite Christmas video

IT IS CHRISTMAS MY DUDES

#HorrorWritersChat (Stick with me here) Last Christmas, I gave you my heart The very next day, you gave it away This year, to save me from tears, I'm keeping you in my basement

#HorrorWritersChat Funny you mention it, because the sequel to Worst Summer is, in fact, The Worst Christmas of My Life lol. I set the tone with the usual bitter cold, decorations, and busier shopping season. Popr Sandra's back in retail so the mood is kind of anti-festive 🤣

#HorrorWritersChat My favorite protagonist is Sandra, a burnt out service industry employee who would really like it if dimensional rifts would stop ruining her day. I think she'd be pretty jazzed if I gave her a free gym membership for life. Gotta keep up that physical therapy!

#HorrorWritersChat Howdy all! Michelle here, writer of body horror, comedy horror, and creature features. I actually am not big on the holidays 😅. Retail ruined it for me. Best I can do is a movie rec! Violent Night is such a fun time. Highly recommend.

I live for this aesthetic

Pls

While I generally try to keep this account Light and Silly, this is important. The cut 60 minutes video continues to get taken down across platforms. Download it. Don't let it die. archive.org/details/60mi...

Share an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it. There will only ever be one Burt Gummer.

What the fuck :( My heart goes out to him, his friends, and family. Whenever he showed up in something, he stole the show.

ಠ_ಠ

Ragú Unveils Sensory Deprivation Marinara Tank

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.

A gif from the last show I watched: Channel Zero is a trip. Mad I slept on it THIS LONG

@janedunnauthor.bsky.social Sorry to bug you, but I thought you'd want to know that a bot has cloned your account and is messaging small authors under "janedunnbooks" with a marketing scheme. I've already blocked and reported them!

I am attacked

Always in awe of pixel art, and doubly so when it's so beautifully animated

These are awesome

#HorrorWritersChat My biggest sin was falling short too often. The manifestation of my failures tries to catch me, punish me, but since the entity is just pure concentrated shortcomings, she'll never get me. "Never getting anywhere sucks." She sits next to me, defeated. "Tell me about it," I say.

#HorrorWritersChat One of my characters, Kyle Hartshorn, has to go through almost literal hell before he A: Gets his head out of his ass and B: Grows to learn how to forgive himself, and make amends. Honestly the book wouldn't have happened if he just went to therapy. 🤣

#HorrorWritersChat In my characters, their behaviors change based on how deeply they regret things. It can manifest in their environment, too; maybe they keep sentimental things, missing better days. Maybe they don't take care of their room at all. Depends on who, and why.

#HorrorWritersChat Hello again fellow weirdos! I write creature features, comedy horror, and horror in general. Regret and redemption tend to show up a lot in my works. Regret, because I have a lot of my own lmao, and redemption, because I like to believe people can get better.

The new Berried Alive album goes hard. Don't sleep on this band, y'all.

I got no words for this. Funny thing is if Trump never existed, and I made a villain in one of my books JUST LIKE HIM, it'd get lampooned as being too unrealistic, cartoonishly evil, etc etc. Yet here he is, making a double homicide alllllll about him.

This is fuckin cool. Definitely unmute

Lmao

Get in loser, we're going crying

#HorrorWritersChat Ooooooo. I have a short along these lines. The first thing that goes "off" is outlines of things. Nothing seems solid when perceived from the corner of their eye. It's because the song they heard is unraveling their perception of reality.

#HorrorWritersChat Music tends to stir up emotions I'm already feeling, which helps me translate them into my work. It's really hard to explain within the character limit, so get ready for another ramble, lmao 🧵

#HorrorWritersChat I do a lot with eerie silences and distant, odd noises. I don't add music (by name anyway) into my stories to avoid too many pop culture references. Though in my head, Kyle was playing the downscaling bass riff from Tommy The Cat (Primus) at the end of Worst Summer😜

#HorrorWritersChat Hello again friends! I'm sure most of us know by now but I write comedy horror, with an emphasis on body/cosmic/creature features. I am so terrible at naming genres. I love almost ALL music. Right now I've been listening to: Silversun Pickups Metric Alkaline Trio AJJ Bug Hunter

Heya pals, Ken's mom has lung cancer and he needs some assistance. Give him a share, at least!

Here’s your morning mood, courtesy of Esao Andrews.

This meme has killed me because this just literally looks like my hometown on any given day

Babe wake up Leon's in his grunge era

watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel. #moviesky #filmsky #horrorsky #FrightClub

An iconic voice actor? Two come to mind, but Steven Jay Blum specifically. I could pick him out of a crowd any day. The other one's Matt Mercer. I always know when he's in something, lol

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

In the genre of "games based on the works of legendary artists", I think I enjoyed Scorn way more than Necrophosis. However, Necrophosis wins on the screenshot game: Scorn didn't let you put away what you were holding, but Necrophosis does. I have so many new wallpapers now 👀