I’m not Irish, and I can barely see the color green, but you can still kiss me

You know, just light, casual, fun fair in this romance novel lol www.patreon.com/posts/batter...

In this annotated one-act existentialist drama (& essays!), three people are forced to write poems about Millais' Ophelia and pelt it with eggs. If they don't, the museum guide might just murder them. www.amazon.com/dp/B0GSHH18X8 books2read.com/u/4AZWd0

A bit late, but here's the writing dropping on Patreon this month and whatnot www.patreon.com/cw/JarredCor...

Something something Heated Rivalry is hot something something video essay thing youtu.be/B-u0fN6L4b8

Finally got around to fully updating my website ^.^ www.jarredcorona.com

Other places seemed to enjoy these... ^.^

Art: Good Censorship: Bad So... as a birthday present to me, take some time to think about defending art, even the "icky" stuff youtu.be/TFnM8dKLmP8

NPX recs are always nice, but The Drummer Boy holds a very special place in my heart amongst all my work. I should self-produce it sometime soon, or at least get some people together to make a proper demo album... (hi oomfies) ^.^ newplayexchange.org/.../the-drum...

My new poetry collection is out now! books2read.com/u/3kMAjn www.amazon.com/dp/B0GQCV5PNS

My newest poetry collection, A Cascade of Platitudes, comes out Feb. 27th. A large chunk of the book is built on a chaotic, anxiety inducing form called the blitz poem. Sooooo.... I made a little thing to help anyone write a blitz poem of their own! ^.^ jarredsax.itch.io/blitz-box

If I were to ever do drag, it would be as Annabella D'Ball. In this script, she's attacked by mindless populist zombies led by a hate-monger. Includes related essays on gender, populism, and obscenity. #theatre #playwright #selfpublish #essays www.amazon.com/dp/B0GN4RRR4D

Chapter 6 of my baseball romance up on Patreon. Things get steamy (literally) www.patreon.com/posts/batter...

A Cascade of Platitudes, Feb. 27 youtube.com/shorts/va3cR...

Ended a play today with a clown saying, “Forgive me, Father, for I have honked.”

Because I love poetry so much and because I'm a bit of a boring person, I made a Shakespeare cento builder. Grab a line from 14 of Shakespeare's sonnets (given to you at random), and build your own cento poem out of them ^.^ jarredsax.itch.io/cento-a-shak...

Is it possible to live outside our loops? Is it possible to change? Does Orpheus sing the same lament until the end of time? Can I be the singer, not the lyre? My next poetry collection: A Cascade of Platitudes, Feb. 27 www.patreon.com/posts/cascad...

Chapter 5 of Batter's Box www.patreon.com/posts/batter...

I posted what remains of the second book I ever wrote, way back in 7th grade. I find it deeply embarrassing, and that's sort of fun ^>^ www.patreon.com/posts/vault-...

Take a gander at the first draft of Batter's Box chapter 4: www.patreon.com/posts/batter...

Once upon a time, in great darkness, God hit His shin on something. He made light to see what dared hit His shin just to find out He'd hit His shin on nothing. This annoyed Him so much, He created everything. That's how this absurdist play goes, anyway www.amazon.com/dp/B0GHLF58VT

Oh hey, more of the first book I ever wrote, back when I was a middle schooler. If you want to cringe along with me for a little chuckle, maybe check it out www.patreon.com/posts/vault-... #writer #patreon

First draft of chapter 2 of Batter's Box, my gay baseball rivals-to-lovers romance is up for anyone who might be interested. www.patreon.com/posts/batter...

At the start of drafting a baseball romance 🥰 www.patreon.com/posts/batter...

For the good laugh of all, I posted some of the first novel I ever wrote... way back when I was like 10. Aliens, a guy named Bobby, an incredibly annoying authorial voice. Fun! www.patreon.com/posts/vault-...

Can we ever reach an age where we won't need our mother? New annotated play and essay out now www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0G2QSPX9X?ref_=dbs_m_mng_wim_calw_tkin_8&storeType=ebooks

The forecast calls for memes, cats, theatre, frogs, music, the destructive rise of populism??? Well geez, that must mean a Memeical: The Meme Musical is here! www.amazon.com/dp/B0FYJ22X5Y #musicaltheatre #libretto #script #playwright

New video: Despite insistence that we shouldn't talk about it, that it isn't real, that because the right is worse (and it is) it doesn't matter, we do actually need to talk about and condemn leftwing antisemitism youtu.be/C4uepFyHvqM

Gay slop posting because I think this idea is hilarious (read: vaguely amusing)

New video🔗⏬ As usual, art, speech, and the internet are under attack from banks, credit card companies, payment processors, & conservative politicians/interest groups So let's talk about Steam, Itch.io, PayPal, Stripe, Visa, MasterCard, Collective Shout & more

Tuesdays, I've decided, are for poetry. So have this, about a TYA musical I wrote in college and a man who died. It's from my ekphrastic poetry collection A Museum of Art and Eggs www.amazon.com/dp/B0DNBRWBY9

Idk, I thought the gooning article was bad on multiple fronts, and I find the fawning over it to be highly pathetic. 🤷‍♂️

Ever thought, "Wow! I wish I could read an annotated absurdist short play about a man who thinks his piss is so hot, it ought to count as a superpower! It could only be made better if the playwright included some short essays about the play..." I've got just the thing for you!

Returning to Myself first listen ranking :) 1 - Church & State 2 - You Without Me 3 - Joni 4 - A Woman Oversees 5 - No One Knows Us 6 - A War with Time 7 - Returning to Myself 8 - A Long Goodbye 9 - Anniversary 10 - Human

Poem :3 (last stanza in the reply lol)

POV: a sleepy Italian is about to pull you down for a kiss or a cuddle

This is not the Nobel Peace Prize; it’s the Jarebear Peace Sign

New video: For many reasons, Senator Lindsey Graham sucks and he deserves to lose his upcoming election. Let's chat about it a little. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZe1...

Brat first listen ranking: 1 So I 2 I might say... 3 360 4 apple 5 365 6 B2b 7 girl so confusing 8 mean girls 9 Sympathy is a knife 10 Von dutch 11 rewind 12 Talk talk 13 Club classics 14 everything is romantic 15 i think about it...

New video: Been busy with other things, so this week's essay is a personal exploration about how frustrating it is be somewhere beautiful... and not experience the same awe everyone else does youtu.be/kToXt2WlRqQ

My initial ranking for no reason: 1 The Life of a Showgirl 2 Father Figure 3 Wood 4 Honey 5 Eldest Daughter 6 Wi$h Li$t 7 Actually Romantic 8 Ruin the Friendship 9 Cancelled 10 Elizabeth Taylor 11 The Fate of Ophelia 12 Opalite

Big ol sweater, big ol legs, big ol desire to take a nap

New video: Censorship 4 - The Death of Language Algospeak is incredibly annoying. Unalive, grape, corn star. It’s annoying, but worse than that, it represents something far more sinister: an attack on language itself. Yes, this is me talking about how TikTok and other are evil. youtu.be/kGqF7-Ilzfc

New video: Censorship 4 - The Death of Language Algospeak is incredibly annoying. Unalive, grape, corn star. It’s annoying, but worse than that, it represents something far more sinister: an attack on language itself. Yes, this is me talking about how TikTok and other are evil. youtu.be/kGqF7-Ilzfc

Eyes bright, hair fluffy Feel cute, but nose stuffy