( does the fucking death whistle from puss in boots last wish )

// Morgan started issuing bounties and my first thought wasn't 'I should get on Zora right now' I am unworthy of this account..

mah form'a seduction is try'na k!ll people. apparently it works.

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𝐊𝐄𝐘 TW: themes of SA and r*pe. If you feel uncomfortable reading and hearing about these topics, please skip over this. +

'dON't ApolOGiZE tO THe STinK lAdY' that's you. that's what you sound like.

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// Might remake my pinned and try to be more active here

( noncanon ) " Who says 'ah want either of you? "

( noncanon ) the robot slur????? courage, shuffle the functions of every oriface on their face

............ licks a rock.

is this another petty targetting like that other kid

just to be clear just putt'n this out there 'ah ain't got no loyalties to no one. we're chill 'cuz 'ah haven't had a reason.

" HA! Alright, you're on! "

" ... Genuine gold, or the fake shit? " Normally she would go for a bigger price tag. But this seems too easy. Who can say no to free money?

Been a while since 'ah got a good chase.. Is everyone go'n soft on me, or am 'ah just gett'n too good?

// oasis? i just wanna say...... .. based.

.. Some'n tells me 'ah need'a build up 'mah reputation again. New place, new strangers..

// So Silksong comes out tomorrow

" Don't get it twisted now, 'ah don't care about the others. It's more-so the fact that ah'm a PART of the world, so if it ends then 'ah do, too. 'Ah was against the Roaring 'cuz it would've fucked ME over. "

Finally, now 'ah can go back to do'n 'mah own think. Fuck try'na save the world, the thought'a be'n a hero makes me wanna THROW UP!

" Oh. .... Yeah, 'ah don't really care. Is this roaring shit still happen'n, or can I go back to ignore'n this shit. "

the fuck did 'ah miss.

She's a demon 😈 she's a devil 👹 she's a rough and tumble rebel 🤠 yeah she's far beyond your level ⏫ and she's watching 👁️ you 🤫

" It's 'Zora'. What do'ya want. "

" The problem ain't that they're tough, the problem's that there's a lot'a them and they'll just keep come'n 'til all the fountains're sealed. "

'Ah don't even know the 'Long version', 'side from there be'n some'n about fountains. .. S'posed to close 'em or something.

Don't know much besides it's caus'n all these titans to pop up. But it could lead to the end'a the multiverse so 'ah can't say ah'm a fan. .. Oh, it also corrupted 'yer kid for a 'lil while there.

( is potentially something to worry about. )

You can have that one, buddy.

.. Weird thing to say but alright then.

Eh, yeah. First target she gave me was just some kid that insulted her. Wasn't even a hard-hitt'n insult, it was just 'Dork' or somethin'. But Disney CEOs and the IRS? Yeah, that 'ah can get behind.

( .... Snrrk ) 'Yer kid stole funds from 'yer bank account to pay for'mah services? Oh, now that's sad. Lemme guess; Morgan. ( Not hard, considering she only has so many clients and the other person who's paid her used Disney's credit cards )

Ah! So 'ya know me! 'Bout damn time ah'm recognized.

Who the fuck ?

" ... Yeah, 'ah don't give passes to kids. "

L o l. L m a o , even.

" So, if Morgan ain't behind this shit anymore, Who the *Fuck is? "

" Yeah, sure. That means 'ah don't gotta k!ll'ya. "

" Yeah, how about we fuck'n don't. "

// I can't read Bete's text, only some of the symbols are visible to me u_u

Now listen. Ah'm a villain with absolutely no sense of morality, and 'ah only serve 'mah own interests. ... But when 'Not dyin'' is one'a 'mah interests, ah'm naturally gonna be against whatever this bullshit is.

" Ha, ah'm sorry, I must'a missheard 'ya. "

" Psh. 'Ah ain't afraid 'a some failed company that can't keep itself outta legal trouble. Just don't particularly care for'em. "

" ..... Yeah, ah'll pass on that. Sounds like a whole mess that don't concern me. "

" Rich family member who actually owns a successful business, maybe? 'Ah dunno. "

Alright, bet.

" They have a small restaurant chain for *Now, girlie. Hell, 'ah even made a 'lil game outta it. Seriously, every time a new place opens up, jot down the time it opened and see how long it takes to get shut down due to some kind'a fucked up crime or health code violation. It's almost sad! "

" ... Eh, that's just a small time restaurant joint. They ain't on'mah radar. .... Besides, they practically get THEMSELVE'S k!lled time they pop back up cuz they can't seem'ta fix whatever the hell's wrong with'em. They don't need ME to do the job. "