The POTUS is 🦇 💩 🤪

To the POTUS: There were more than 30 assassination attempts on Hitler. He did a lot, too. “… whether it was an attempt or a successful attempt, they're very impactful people … They're big names. And I hate to say I'm honored by that, but I've done a lot.” www.npr.org/2026/04/26/n...

Amazing -he covered pretty much everything that’s wrong with the trump administration in one parody song.

I’m thinking trump’s “Board of Peace” should actually be “Bored of Peace.” Because it seems that he is.

Good Morning! KKK Karoline wanted this photo removed from Getty Images because it was unflattering. I will say it's hard to know who the turkey is. Wouldn't it be a shame if the altCDC and bluesky community reposted the hell out of it?

Today must be trump’s favorite day: - I’ll be the peace president. - April Fool - I’ll bring prices down. April Fool - I’ll end the Ukraine war. - April Fool - I’ll make America great again. - April Fool

Every morning I wake up with three questions on my mind: 1) Has he kicked the bucket yet? If the answer is no, then... 2) What idiotic thing did he post on his social media site last night? and 3) What stupid things did he do yesterday that I haven't already heard about?

Went to bed last night, and woke up this morning to find out that the "Peace President" had started a war.

This should be an example to 🍆🥔 of how to lose gracefully.

Two questions: When ICE agents break people’s car windows without legal justification, is ICE required to pay for the repairs? How much is it costing US taxpayers for ICE to fly detainees from Minneapolis to Texas, and then fly them back when they realize they’ve made a mistake?

Three words I can’t wait to never hear again: “President Trump says…”

Two questions about the alleged biting incident: 1) The ICE agent wasn’t wearing gloves? Or, How did protester bite through the glove AND the finger? 2) Why was officer’s finger near protester’s mouth? Protester just jumped and bit, or was it the officer’s hand was in their face? I want context.

Doofus doesn’t know there are no penguins in Greenland, or he’s planning to take over Antarctica, too.

I look forward to the day when news broadcasts do not start with “Donald Trump said today that…”

Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Macklin Good.

Wouldn't it be funny if people took the checks and donated them to Blue candidates for midterms -- or to immigration attorneys who defend immigrants? www.ksdk.com/article/news...

I believe trump & comp. are trying to do as much damage as possible before the midterms because they're afraid they'll lose. So how do we stop them in their tracks NOW?

Dear Greenland: Please kidnap the US president, strip him naked, and place him in front of an angry, hungry polar bear. If the bear doesn’t get him, hypothermia will. But don’t watch - the sun reflecting off his pasty white butt will blind you, and besides, no one wants to see a naked DT. Gah!

Interesting that they blocked comments for this particular post. They’re turned on for other posts.

Hearing it all in review drives home how much of a Hindenberg wreck this year has been. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/o...

“‘Everyone wants to know, so here it is,’ Melania says in a voice over during the trailer. “ Really? I don’t know anyone who has the least shred of interest in her. www.ksdk.com/article/news...

Merry Christmas from Lady Sadie of the Crooked Ear!

I didn't know destroying the country could be considered an accomplishment: www.ksdk.com/article/news...

I see they took FDR off the dime. Hmm. I wonder why? Oh well, at least trump didn't get himself put on one. www.ksdk.com/article/news...

She probably already has a 2024 election map that she uses to decide where to send ICE next. theonion.com/kristi-noem-...

Remember when JD did this weirdness?

I caught a few minutes of the Macy’s T-Day parade. Foreigner was singing “Cold as Ice.” Couldn’t help but wonder if it was a political statement. The lyrics are pretty accurate. www.google.com/search?sca_e...

The shooting of National Guard troops in DC is horrible. But it should not be used to paint all Afghan immigrants with the same brush stroke. Until we know more about the shooter, it’s a waste of time to speculate about motives. Shootings happen regularly in this country, by all kinds of people.

I was just looking at this ranking of all the US presidents. 🍆🥔 is in the bottom four. The only thing good about him being elected for two non consecutive terms is that he’ll appear on the worst president list twice.

“‘You take this little beautiful baby, and you pump…it looks just like it's meant for a horse, not for a child,’ Trump said.” Do you think Trump has actually seen a baby get a vaccine? Taking infants to doctor appointments doesn’t seem like something he would do. www.npr.org/2017/01/10/5...

The first time I saw this, I read it as “Parrot of the Year.” When I realized my error , I thought it really wasn’t that far from the truth. www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-st...

If you would have told me when I was younger that we would go YEARS without a Nightmare on Elm Street or Friday the 13th movie, I would have never believed you.

I saw this, and then I just had to look up "fonzanoon" and discovered that it means "a person who farts in the bathtub and then bites the bubbles." Everyone should post on DJT's social media that he's a fonzanoon and a billyminawky, and see how long it takes him to find out what that means.

Here comes the next Fox News commentator. Not sure what other jobs he’ll be able to get - unless Donnie makes him a cabinet member.

Say happy birthday to Sadie. She’s 5 years old today!

What will be the next straw they’ll grasp at to explain autism? Make your predictions here:

There were two mosquitoes in my car tonight when I was taking my dog to the park. I named them Kristi and Stephen.

Look! Stephen Miller is coming to St. Louis! (Sorry, Charlie, didn’t mean to insult you.) www.firstalert4.com/2025/10/01/s...

So the MAGAs adamantly oppose universal healthcare, but they’re okay with the government creating a government sponsored system through which we can buy drugs? What the —

I really hate that the 250th anniversary of my country’s founding will occur during the administration of a POTUS who is trying to make the country great again by destroying all the characteristics of the Constitution that have the potential to make it truly great.

I’m a legal transcriber. Yesterday I was working on a case where the defendant was obviously mentally disturbed. He rambled, changed the subject, spouted conspiracy theories, and thought just about every public official in government was out to get him. And no, it wasn’t Donald Trump.

In 2016, I visited several Civil Rights/Black History related sites in Alabama, including Tuskegee Airmen NHS. Now I wonder how the signage has changed or will change with trump in the White House. How can you talk about the history without saying things that could make white people feel shame?

The POTUS is a nargyle.

I've just decided I'm going to click the ❤️ button on every pet pic I see. In the midst of all the evil, nasty, stupid, childish things coming out of the trump administration, I need furry, feathered, and even scaly creatures (but not Stephen Miller) to keep me sane.

Not to make light of sniper attacks, but... Could would be snipers please stop inscribing messages on your ammunition? It's become so cliche.

What happened to his “I hope I can go to heaven?” I don’t think hating people and not wanting the best for him is going to help. www.c-span.org/clip/white-h...

I said what I said. 🐸🍵~AdminMatt

This is my laugh for the day! 🤣😂

For the "Christians" who want to apply Old Testament law to modern life: Okay. Are you willing to observe the sabbatical year (every 7th year, when farmers left their land to grow wild) and the year of jubilee (every 50th year, when land was to be returned to its original owners)?

Remember when trump said he was going to fix inflation and end the war in Ukraine?