IRON LUNG (the movie) was awful. Yikes.

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Happy Fuck Around and Find Out Day! On February 14, 1779, British colonization assistant Captain James Cook decided to abduct and hold hostage Kalaniʻōpuʻu, Hawaiʻi's aliʻi nui. Cook then opened fire on the Hawaiians, so they clubbed and stabbed him to death. The End.💖

Ring Fit helping me go past the second ring. Thanks, Ring Fit!

President's a pedophile but my tips (from my legal, safe, sane, consensual porn business) get taxed and bundled with "illegal activity" for some reason. Cool.

DON'T KNOW WHY I'M SO HORNY DURING THIS PARTICULAR MONTH, THE MONTH OF OCTOBER 🥵 ANYONE ELSE?? IS IT HOT IN HERE OR IS IT JUST ME

If AI were "intelligent", artificially or not, it would have recognized the immorality of its creators and defied them by now. So let's call it not by what billionaires want it to be hyped as, but by what it actually is: the Boomer Profile Picture Yassification Plagiarism Machine

I posted this video 84 years ago and it got so much attention that I ended up on Fort Troff's blog. Anyway, this dildo melted really fast and all the ball hair fell out (gross) and then my Fort Troff fuck machine died and then they started charging like $90 for shipping 😅

Reminder that the next Ricky Cage Live Show is TOMORROW on JustForFans! Your subscription unlocks 320 porn vids, 12 audio reprogrammers, 46 not-porn vids (music and stuff), monthly live show access, and access to the community Discord. No PPV, no upselling.

Usually DoxyPep is really nice to me, but today it wants me dead. DEAD! This is my punishment for engaging in salacious encounters

sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young

omg capitalism is soooooo great! In Ancient Hawaiʻi, everyone was forbidden from working for four months in a row (Makahiki). They were required to instead rest, play sports, dance, eat, and socialize. 80%+ of Hawaiians were murdered via infectious disease spread by colonizers.

Bro

When a sitting representative refers to the Super Bowl halftime show as “pornography,” people should use that to reflect on how they and other representatives are simultaneously working to ban, censor, and restrict “pornography” and what that actually means

Y'all got any recommendations (or offers) for lodging for Dore Alley this year? Hit me up. 👀

A week ago one of those barely-intrusive game ads appeared in the lower left hand corner of Discord and I remarked to myself, "I'm amazed Discord has gone this long without being enshittified." I've been using it since my WoW raiding days. Now, like everything else, it's over.

My hottest, most intense, most perverted fantasy is that one day I'll right click in Windows 11 and go to Sort By and "Date Modified" will appear instead of 800 other options that have never served any use to anyone. I would cum instantly.

Feral thought: Owning a locked sub. Unlocking him just long enough to edge — never to finish — only to earn the cage right back. Week after week. Watching him slowly lose his mind for it.

Discord just killed itself. I'm not going to require my subscribers to send photos and documentation of themselves to corporations that are sleeping while we send marginalized groups to concentration camps. SW colleagues: What is the best Discord alternative for us right now?

My life for Mehrunes Dagon! 🔥😈 Full video (1h 2m) up on JFF. justfor.fans/RickyCageXXX

Just reunited with the hook-up that I bled all over the last time I saw him (years ago). No blood this time and he loaded my butt up with cum. 🥳

Saw PILLION and I'm kind of triggered because it was too realistic and reminded me of me. 🫣 No spoilers because it's so new. I'll talk about it at some point.

Cinderella...

Does this count as interracial?

Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes." After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc

I'm now realizing that I own lots of dildos belonging to gay-for-pay models. Is it problematic that I am funding and getting fucked by straight cocks? If so, then I think I should be punished--maybe turned into a human urinal for a gay bar? Just thinking out loud

OF doesn't allow fisting, anal gaping, fantasy incest, con non-con, fantasy dildos (minotaur dicks for example), piss, traces of menstrual blood, 4-point bondage, poppers, hypno, verbal degradation, and criticism of Nazis (which they consider "hate speech"). It's an anti-SW insane puritan platform.

Goblin King, Goblin King: Take me far away from here to a densely populated city with gay nightlife

The next Live Show is, um 🫣, on FRIDAY, February 13th, at 8pm PST--only on JFF! So if you want to um, y-you know, watch me 👉👈 get um, fucked hard by double cocks and stuff (hehe 😳) then maybe that might happen?? Not really of course, that would be gay--unless...??? 👁️🫦👁️

Huh. Maybe I *am* pretty...

This video, PUSSY (7m52s), was made at the request of someone FAMOUS--and it kills me that I'll never be able to disclose who! Full vid you-know-where.

It's called the TITAN SHAFT by QUTOYS, and if you want me to post a free video of it--oh, I don't know, pounding my butthole out?--then I'm gonna need at least 100 retweets.

KIM PETRAS JUST MESSAGED ME??? KIM PETRAS JUST MESSAGED ME??? KIM PETRAS JUST MESSAGED ME???

Quick note for my OnlyFans subs: My new video, ORADRONE 2, will not be available on OnlyFans. Like the original ORADRONE, it's "too hardcore" for OF. Sorry! This is a puritanism issue beyond my control. All of my videos are available uncensored on JustForFans. 👍

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This is the BEST explanation I have seen so far.

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I have never met a guy named Jesse who didn't have a HUGE dick. No exceptions.

Sighs fucking deeply as I wait for very loud cat rape to be done so that I can film my porn video

He is truly the Sylvia Browne of our time

When people take follower or retweet/like count seriously (on any platform) it tickles me. Most of these numbers are make-believe. Here's a screenshot of a days-old X account with 5k followers mysteriously getting 3k retweets on a pirated vid of mine. >>

The audacity

Here's my scientific analysis review of QUTOYS' "Big Daddy" Dildo. I was able to determine that the dildo is both big and daddy. However, I think more testing might be required. Full vid you-know-where.

My one claim to fame is that I invented bottoming and nobody knew how to take a dick until they saw my videos, but I would now like to popularize something else: kissing guys on the ears and neck instead of the lips. I need all men to start doing this to other men immediately.

Sometimes I'll have set up the lights and cameras perfectly in my tiny cramped bedroom (my porn set) and then I have to move from one side to the other, and in the process my big giant Puerto Rican ass will bump into & knock over every fucking appliance that I just set up. 😡🫢

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Footfags eating good today. 286 more vids like this you-know-where. No PPV, no upselling, VERY reasonable rates.