A straight friend told me sincerely that he appreciates it when I compliment him; it makes him "happy". Straight men are also victims of the Rape Culture they themselves have created; women don't necessarily feel safe freely giving men compliments. >>

There's been a lot of shock collar discourse™ lately and I just have to point out that nobody came to MY aid when I was imprisoned in the Cocksucking Conditioning Chamber for 48 days

An important message about the election.

We're up to 311 porn vids and 44 not-porn vids--all of them available for the cost of a cocktail. No PPV, no upselling. justfor.fans/RickyCageXXX

Did you know that I am on Instantgram (RickyCageX)? Toss me a follow and I'll suck your cock. Me deepthroating your dick can be redeemed by you pushing me onto my knees and shoving your dick down my throat.

Chudai My full vids at: justfor.fans/RickyCageXXX #gay #porn #hairy

JESUS CHRIST, HE'S GOT A GUN!

A lot of people don't know this but it was actually the Gay Comic Geek suit that transformed me into a sloppy cum-drenched pervert. I was perfectly normal before then. I blame the suit.

So here's the thing. My vids that get the most traffic/attention are the "mainstream", vanilla-y ones. My most hardcore vids--piss, extreme deepthroat, ravishment fantasy vids--get less traffic. BUT the audience for those niche vids are more invested, more interactive, more fun, etc.

I have a whole video called ASS TO MOUTH: DEVOLUTION on my JFF that you might be interested in.

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Next live show is on FRIDAY, November 14th, at 8pm PST--only on JFF!

I'm a fucking hole for dicks

I just want to remind everyone that @BgDk98 knows the ʻŌlelo Hawaiʻi for every type of rain (and also that the full video is on both of our channels)

I too am on Instantgram, fellow young adults

1% disappointed that Zohran won because this probably decreases the likelihood that he'll go out on a date with me

If this gets 1 million retweets I will do a hole reveal

Ever notice that RepubIicans gained interest in beards and body hair around the same time it became popular in gay porn? 🤔 Hm

I do not want to hear about Halloween unless you're in a hockey mask holding a machete to my throat buttfucking me

Looking to hire a new Kronk to pull the lever (the lever that drops slime on me while I'm getting machine-fucked)

FF7 Rebirth is an arrogant game made by arrogant devs who thought they could successfully design a good RPG *and* a good racing game *and* a good RTS *and* a good shmup. They failed on every count. Except Queen's Blood. That was actually good. Anyway--bad game. Sucked. Terrible.

The only person better at giving handjobs than me

And this wouldn't be an issue if society would do the right thing and simply round up all tops, lock them in hooded sleepsacks, and turn them into permanent human dildrones. No rimming, no preferences, no taxes--just having the cum pumped out of them 24/7. Not that complicated 🤷‍♂️

What's the matter????? Available later today on both of our channels. Featuring @dominikaugust.bsky.social

..................................... I wish guys liked my hairy ass a little less because the hair down there actually creates a lot of unnecessary friction when I'm getting fucked.

Three meals and a drink for under $40--with "fast food" not allowed. 😐

Incredible idea, incredible art

FF7 Rebirth's infinite multiverse slop means that there is a universe in which the main character is not Cloud, but instead a Lightning-Hope horse hybrid with gigantic tits. The Kingdom Heartsification of one of the most significant JRPGs of all time has been upsetting.

My best advice for new content creators is to be vulnerable by showing and doing new things. That picture/vid/idea you think isn't "good enough" might actually be what gets the best reception. Not everything needs to land, and your vulnerability can be what sets you apart.

If you don't get DMs like this then you need to do better

Where's the Johnny clones gangbang Rule34 at

Who is THAT

Do not come at me with these 6/10, 7/10 memes. Do you know who I am??? I am 64 years old and I have been to the internet multiple times. If you're expecting even a pity "lol" then I need that deep cut shit. My brain has been algorithm-fried since RealPlayer, Diane. DO BETTER.

Acquaintances who non-consensually send you boomer-ass unfunny Instagram-reels-stolen-from-TikTok multiple times a day should be jailed

Don't make me SING! 🕺

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Seeking suggestions for good fuck music. I can't keep having NAILS HAIR HIPS HEELS come up on the shuffle when I'm getting double penetrated by two Turkish brothers

DON'T KNOW WHY I'M SO HORNY DURING THIS PARTICULAR MONTH, THE MONTH OF OCTOBER 🥵 ANYONE ELSE?? IS IT HOT IN HERE OR IS IT JUST ME

I am anti-Locktober because all it does is indoctrinate perfectly good tops into locking up and then they inevitably become horny hole-pigs with their legs up in the air 24/7. That is MY job! 😡

I'm beginning to think that the cursed gecko skeleton that I freed from its eternal imprisonment in my apartment was not responsible for the economic recession we are currently in.

every time a remake or remaster gets announced and you remember every hour and cent spent on dredging up the past could have spent on something new

WHERE is Straight Video Game Nerd??? He has not been seen in over four years. What happened to him and what is the US government hiding? We will NOT be silent

Gifted an assignment 😭

Hey babe, wake up. New Ricky Cage Live Cam Show date just dropped. The next Live Show is on FRIDAY, September 26th, at 8pm PDT on JFF!

Best poses for armpit photos?

Last night I was getting fucked up the ass by a man and then my playlist started playing Faith Hill's rendition of Star Spangled Banner and it's really making me consider that I might be gay

Make sure to prioritize correct form when doing push-ups.

Introducing POUND THAT HOLE, my new #JOI #JackOffInstruction video series in which we revisit only the most hardcore moments from whole year of live shows and see how long you can go without shooting your load. Here's a small clip from POUND THAT HOLE: 2021.

If it was socially acceptable I'd just wear cum on my face 24/7.