Captain
@nss-captain-3.bsky.social
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totally not SANGO® she/they
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pinned post: - independent depiction of Captain/Agent 3 post-Splat3 - not completely serious, maybe 80% serious
11 months ago
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Marie came home last night soaked from the rain and she looked like a wet cat
about 1 month ago
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I don't get paid enough to be able to replace my phone so apologies for disappearing
about 2 months ago
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update: Marina came over to do some maintenance on stuff around base and had to watch me frying eggs in a pan in the driveway
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5 months ago
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WHY IS IT SO HOT OUTSIDE
5 months ago
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might be a good idea to invest in earplugs if I'm going to continue to sit in on Squid Sisters rehearsals
5 months ago
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starting to think someone is purposefully hiding my boots and my shoes so I have to walk around in my sandals with my dogs out
6 months ago
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why do we own a flamethrower? we have no need for one and yet we have one and we spend a substantial amount per month on maintenance for it
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6 months ago
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reposted by
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𝑳𝑶𝑾 𝑻𝑰𝑫𝑬.
6 months ago
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went and got food for girls night and they put tomatoes on Marie's food and she had me incinerate the entire order
6 months ago
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I want grape juice
7 months ago
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where the hell are my actual shoes I don't wanna go walk around at night in my sandals
7 months ago
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my death is being put on hold, I have grape juice
7 months ago
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wearing my one pair of jeans for the first time in a while and now I remember why Callie hates them
7 months ago
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:(... you're right but :(...
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7 months ago
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had to explain to Craig what "sloinkin it crazy style" meant and now he won't stop talking about how he used to sloink Octavio someone come put me out of my misery
7 months ago
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chest pains
7 months ago
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why have I never listened to off the hook until now
7 months ago
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if my back wasn't so screwed up at the moment I think I'd be more excited about getting to go back to urchin underpass
7 months ago
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coma
8 months ago
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did you change your keyboard layout again?
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9 months ago
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got locked in the basement
9 months ago
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may or may not have just broken a doorknob, may or may not be trapped in the bathroom
9 months ago
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trapped in LEMURIA HUB AGAIN
9 months ago
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GET ME OUT OF LEMURIA HUB
10 months ago
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I would not
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10 months ago
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just watched a pigeon eat a baby's finger off I'm never going to mahi-mahi resort again
10 months ago
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Four is winning that fight and it isn't even fair
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10 months ago
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got my foot up on the gas doing 120 in a school zone (I'm actually going the speed limit because I'm the only one that can legally drive and I don't want my license taken away)
10 months ago
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please stop showing me twunk Craig
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10 months ago
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did you know him
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10 months ago
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... I have ice cream
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10 months ago
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I've got military grade pain killers if you want some
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10 months ago
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I don't like this combination of words why the hell would you do that
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10 months ago
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what
10 months ago
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"become the better version of yourself" as if I'm not at my peak right now, eating a family sized bag of pretzels and ignoring filling out paperwork
10 months ago
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reposted by
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General "DJ" Octavio Takowasa
10 months ago
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I've been neglecting this platform, have I missed anything
10 months ago
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he looks at me like this when I won't let him drive
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10 months ago
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fighting for my life right now
11 months ago
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Marie Day
11 months ago
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of course the night right after I'm awake at 3 in the morning eating taquitos
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11 months ago
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got a real night of sleep for the first night in weeks
11 months ago
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I'm going to eat your music awards
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11 months ago
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insurance isn't paying for the hospital trip this time
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11 months ago
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headache
11 months ago
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can I swear in front of little buddy
11 months ago
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we're making four pay for my therapy
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11 months ago
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I'm telling Marie
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11 months ago
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he's been quiet for three days I think they may have given him the death pudding
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11 months ago
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if I hear one more "damn son where'd you find this" I'm taking away your video games
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11 months ago
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