Funny Plush Friday

Tfw ur angelic gf visits you every 4th twilight

Hmmm thinking of going back 2 sugar dating hehe :3c

No one knows I'm actually a dog person 😔

I'm getting the feeling my ex "best friend" is watching my shit on twitter coz idk why my bird doodle has a lot more views than usual so I'm coming back here hehe

Bestie did me a favor and picked up a new charger for my laptop yipeee

My ass is getting fatter who wanna be my boytoy

Se quemó el ps5 😭🫠

I'm diagonal btw. If I just stick up vertically it feels like I have an amputated finger trapped in my bloody spewing hole

I'm creating a personality quiz that tells you which tampon placement you are

Told my bestie i needed a new charger for my laptop coz I wanted to finish some stuff and he suggested that I could paint but I don't have the bravery to tell him it's because I want to draw women kissing

Everybody put ur hands in prayer and say thank you trip-hop

Retaliated a catcall for the first time ever yesterday night and it felt so good. Get waterblasted bitch

Going to a dinner with my team this Sunday so to make a good impression I'll have a self induced seizure and just nonchalantly mention I was just stimming once I'm post-ictal so they'll think I'm just quirky siri insert "teehee" and :3 as an emoji at the end of my post ok thank you siri

No hate I'm loving my new job but I'd feel much more fulfilled doing physical work and having children/animals as my colleagues lolz

It's hard being a country girl with material desires 😭

I'm hiring a hypnotherapist to convince me tht corporate life is amazing and that I would not be happy being an animal rehabber living in a humble farm on the majestic andean alps

Me when I finish a drawing

blushing phantom butterfly

I'm sorry but cool toned white is such a boring color to wear

“Wings Of The Heart” Neopian Times Issue #111 (2003)

People who believe they are incapable of evil are the most evil of all

Encontré una tienda que especializa en peces y plantas nativos para crear acuarios Blackwater pero está en la puta mierda en Copacabana 😭 I need these babies in my community tank so badd es que están super tiernoss

Love being a nasty prude and listening to bitch music. It makes me feel more mischievous and sexually Evil

Música pa tomar hongos con las girlies con un vaso gigante de ceviche de camaron y meter los pies en las aguas del Chocó

Obsession so bad I'm getting a customized keychain for my purse w that old hag's face plastered on it to curate my male wife collection even further

ag cook producing for yeule... life only continues to smile upon me

listening 2 a trance remix of mr brightside the song could be about the guy regretting being a cuckhold for all I know

Me and my roomie are having a Better Call Saul Spaghetti Saturday (successor to Pollo Nana Friday)

1st time I tried ritalin was in Brasil w a friend who also has adhd, she gave me half her dose. felt like I put on glasses for my brain. I had 0% brain buffer. Clean cut focus on work without feeling like i had to punish myself out of fear of failure. I'm excited to finally feel like a person again

They're continuing the assessment process for thus Absurd Donkey Huge Dick of mine god bless 🙏

How do I explain to my roomie that this isn't photoshopped

I love having a character to obsess over it makes me feel sooo 5 dimensional... generously breasted non binary with a corp job (and yes ladies... they sag!!) , artistic, good taste in music, fujoshi addicktt, part time diva, full time reddit moderator.... I'm simply phreaking it!!

*hands you this during the smoke session* pass it on girl

Being a single mom is hard I have to keep 2 kittens in my jacket meowing for chicken in my ear while I study

Had a dream that I had an aquarium w the cutest Dumbo octopus and a dogfish with a button in it's mouth lol

The Elites Won't Let Me Enjoy a Good Soda

A ver si me gasto la prima para comprar esto q lo necesito para mi sala/game lounge

"música eletrónica" tattoo pic

every day i get to see a new miracle in the male living space reddit

Went to a gay party and had to jiggle my coochie flaps on the dance floor looking like a grandma's dusty doiley but I still had soo much fun

(trying to be threatening) If I don't find the love of my life by the time I'm 35 I'm purchasing this shit

The adoption of this soft, generic "Ghibli" aesthetic by the world's fascists is one of the more evil things currently taking happening in this hell world.

Just went thru the stupidest shit ever I'm going to poison old people

i feel so very strongly about Goro Majima