Running Goals 2025 🏃🏻‍♂️ Nice & Simple this year… A Goal: Sub 3hr marathon (Newport & then we’ll go again & again & again until it’s done!) B Goal: Sub 40min 10km (Has been hanging around for far too long now!)

🚨 Beer Mile PB 🚨 7:29 ‼️ More than happy with that to round off the years goals! Will need to get it done on a flat track next time. #beermile 🍻 🏃🏻‍♂️

Completed It Mate 🧱 ✅ Until next year when they bring out a final 3 helmets apparently. #lego #starwars #legostarwars

Post boxing day boggy dog jog 🐕 🏃🏻‍♂️ #trailrunning

Joss Naylor - King of the Fells 🏔️ 🏃🏻‍♂️ What a legend! Him & Frank…no ones touching that 3 peaks record unless they use a helicopter or something 😂 #FellRunning www.theguardian.com/sport/ng-int...

Timing chip as a looped strip round the shoe laces is a new one for me. Aintree Half for me tomorrow with @RunThroughUK not done one of their events before but did get reminded that my 1st ultra M2L did finish there. Bit different too running a few loops round the course. WLYKHIGO

This @centurionrunner winter downs 200 race for the womens is really gonna be close. Allie Bailey 103 has been just behind Eddie 173 off of Teas & Trails almost the whole way. Eddie took a quick nap, Allie is in front now, not much in it and like 15miles to go 😬 #ultramarathon

Arrrr so this app does have small minded thick cunts on it too.

Been a while since I’ve put a number on! 😬 will have to dig out the race kit for Sunday. Not been for a run since Saturday, so busy with just work n life taper week has come at a good week. Need to get out tonight tho for a jog. 🏃🏻‍♂️ #raceweek

Well shes competed in more of a sport than an obese teenager playing a pub game hasn’t she.

Guessing sarcastic people don’t live on this app yet 😂 the comments.

Not available in UK….turns on VPN, bingo in, only available on ChatGPT paid plans….might have to start paying for it 😂 #AI #OpenAI

FFS that bloody woke wind 🌬️ was quite looking fwd to giving a parkrun pb a bash today too. Checked last time I did a parkrun was January 😂 Lets hope the Villa match is still on, first time back at Villa Park since 2019! #UTV #parkrun

May have just booked the running track out for a Xmas Beer Mile attempt! Who’s up for joining me virtually? 🍻 Got a virtual event on the go with @badboyrunning this year during December so the more the merrier. AF Beer Allowed 👌 #beermile #ukrunchat 🏃🏻‍♂️ 🍻

Feeling a bit better but not really feeling this Half Marathon coming up week Sunday so thought a big session might fire me up for it. Stole with pride @assent_performance leg burner session & yeah its done the job 🔥 so thanks 🙏 Session…

200 Miles for November & 2,000 for the year with last nights dog jog 🐕 🏃🏻‍♂️ 2nd year running I’ve hit 2,000 for the year but not as early as this before. Progress & consistency over the long term = long term gains & improvements. #marathontraining #ukrunchat

Who ever is doing the elf on the shelf thing too could you please tag me in your posts & ideas please? I’ll just do it the following day then, cheers 🧝‍♂️ 🧝 #ElfOnTheShelf #LazyParenting #MerryXmas

Happy no more Tash day! Enjoy the feeling of being tickley lips free for one and all 👄 #Movember

Happy Black Friday 🍺

Just sat with a beer, read and loved every page cover to cover of that @dav1dmiller 🙏 📸 excited for next year now! Also forgot about my name going into the back!

Now thats service for you 🙏 📖 only validated my address Monday coz I’m a numtpy. #DoNotBlockGate #Barkleys

Back to running….still not 100%, HRV in the bin, probs gonna do my long run anyways as got it booked it so meh 😑

Don’t really get the conversation/ arguments on here like X do you? Was it just good for a week? I think you need the mix of idiots shouting nonsense sometimes. Latest Darts is a sport? Littlier is worthy of SPOTY? Thoughts?

Get it in your ears 🔥

Lets Go!!!

Who let these guys write a book … jesus.

If you see this post a concert pic you took…

Day out to Dick Fest 🎉 🍺

Fancy Strava fly by of yesterdays run: 🐂 Bull to Bull 🐂 - 22 miles, 7,200ft from Silecroft to Coniston taking in Black Combe, Whitfell, Stickle Pike, Green Pikes, White Pike, Walna Scar, Dow Crag & The Old Man of Coniston. 🏔️ 🏃🏻‍♂️ #trailrunning #fellrunning #longrun

Just got my first tickets back to Villa Park since before lockdown 🙌🏼 😬 Villa vs Southampton 7th Dec #UTV

Long jog complete 🏔️ 🏃🏻‍♂️ The Bull to Bull 🐮 local trail/fell route from The Bull Pub (Now Closed) in Silecroft to The Bull (Still Open 🙌🏼) in Coniston. 22 mile, 7000ft elev, 5 mates, 1 bday boy, frozen bogs, cold but brill conditions, lots of laughs with no egos. ❄️ #TrailRunning #LakeDistrict

Long trail jog loading…. Been a while since put on my trail boots 😬 lil bit excited even though its gonna be fucking freezing 🥶 #trailrunning

Long jog back on tomorrow. #trailrunning

A run done a bit of trail bit on road is now a hybrid run is it 😂 When we going to see someone first coin the term Hybrid Runner/Jogger. Road, Track, Trail, Tready, Fell Runner = Hybrid Runner 🙄 #trailrunning #ukrunchat

Awesome woke up feeling like I’ve smoked 60 fags last night 😷 Meant to be doing a decent long trail run tomorrow too 😢 🏃🏻‍♂️

Love it 👇

Drafts are coming!! When my X account got hacked and went to the meme coin bots I lost all my drafts 😭 I had lots of good to do list stuff in there.

Go on what are they then? How do you create them? Etc etc

@Strava clamping down of its API data use for 3rd parties….get your strava roasting in now. 😆 #DataAnalytics #RunChat #AI

Made me chuckle. Had to be done after reading @trailsandales.bsky.social roasting. 🤣 roastmystrava.com/dashboard

Finally got my Strava Roasting 😂 pretty bang on to be honest! “Miles, Hills, Pints & Dogs” 🏔️ 🐕 🏃🏻‍♂️ 🍺

Post a picture of yourself to show the newbies what they’re dealing with…

Last day on holidays! Up the red squirrels 🐿️

Only a matter of time before Tea Boy shows up. 🫖

Wouldn’t be me if I didn’t bring some Manchester United hate to the timeline…

Let’s see your #bluesky photos - Red Squirrel 🐿️ #RedSquirrel #Nature #CentreParcs #LakeDistrict

Brilliant 👏

Always good to know whos behind the mask and whats inside the box? #techtalk #bluesky 🦋 techcrunch.com/2024/11/12/w... @techcrunch.com

Bit like getting the band back together isn’t it. 🤘

Lets give this new ago then! I mean why not as Elon did let my old twitter account get hacked & taken over by the meme coin bots. Here for the Trails, Ales & Villa chat 👌 💬 🏃🏻‍♂️