He literally made a new swamp.

He's gonna sign a peace deal on his birthday whether Iran likes it or not www.bbc.com/news/article...

The only thing better than this administration releasing the Epstein files is someone else releasing them because Trump won't.

There are a LOT of takeaways from this. I'm surprised #AnimalControl Officers are so high on the list, more #Education seems to go hand in hand with stronger commitments, and #Clergy #Divorce rates are surprisingly high given the context of every career field ahead of them #DataScience #NerdStuff

Turns out we can develop games that support the idea of social improvement and moral choices without it being bad, or even about religion. #GameSky #HobbyLife #POE2 www.pcgamer.com/games/rpg/pa...

I'm sure they'll get right on stopping as soon as the war the U.S. started for no reason is over. www.axios.com/2026/06/08/i...

I've seen this movie, it doesn't end well for us. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/01/c...

#ElonMusk is Temu #HowardHughes open.spotify.com/episode/0n5m...

Jesus this war is stupid. #TrumpAdministration #Republicans #GOP www.cnn.com/2026/05/22/p...

This is the Republican Party. #GOP #NoKings

Gerrymandering is only a problem because of the Electoral College. It's 2026, if I can make a secure phone call we can hold popular elections. What's your argument; a populist convict might run and you'll end up in bed with a pedo? #ElectoralCollege #Politics #Gerrymander #DemocracyInaction

It's weird to point to all of the obvious evidence and say "Republicans hate Farmers and support Pedophiles" Yet here we are. www.agweb.com/news/busines...

It's a new Cold War because we're fighting over fossil fuels, and Communism is eating Trump's lunch because Republicans convinced Christians that hate was more important than common sense and they all jumped in bed with a Pedophile. #NoKings #Solar #Renewables #China #ColdWar

Wow, even Israelis are calling for this leadership to be undone over this war. Best the U.S. can do is support a Pedophile. Good job Christians. #Trump #GOP #USvIran #ChristianNationalism #NoKings

#Christianity #TenCommandments #Trump #ChrstianIdol #GOP #GoToHell

This political party is literally too stupid to breed. Can we get some #AdultsInTheRoom? #Trump #GOP #NoKings #WomensHealth #JesusChrist www.propublica.org/article/more...

@thebrickfan.bsky.social is sleeping on this #Lego is increasing their age range to make sure that one of the best human beings can still play. They didn't have to, he certainly didn't ask for it, they just showed him how much he means to people. Be like Sir Attenborough. Deserve respect #BeHuman

Iran is at it again.

So we're back to war with Iran then? #USvIran #Trump #AdultsInTheRoom www.cbsnews.com/live-updates....

Prior to covid, I've had friends and family members arrange group cruises 3 times, and all 3 times I've told them you couldn't pay me to get aboard a floating petri dish. Post covid, they still cruise, and I stand firm in my beliefs. Now, imagine how many unvaccinated Americans are on each ship.

Our focus remains on everyday life, which gets better and more affordable when we replace this corrupt administration and its enablers in Congress with serious leaders ready to deliver.

@thehill.com You mean like a #Quagmire? That can't be, #SecretaryOfWarCrimes Pete Hegseth said it would be over in 6 weeks and he never lies if he can remember it. #Trump #USvIran #AdultsInTheRoom #ForeignPolicy thehill.com/homenews/adm...

Republicans think they need a ballroom, everyone else wants gun control. www.cnn.com/2026/05/04/u... #TrumpAdministration #GunControl

Yes, there is a difference. #YesThereIs

The only thing I would add is "except, you can" to a part - and I think everyone should be aware of this, without partisanship. It's worth noting that we learn to fight the last war in time for the next, and Trump is bombing. #USvIran #IranConflict #OperationEpicFury

By Mike Smith.

I figured out the problem. The Democratics ask for permission They believe they have to get people on board, they have to get buy in, they have to get support. The Republican Party believes that the support will show up The Republican Party is Right. #GApol #Democrats #Politics #DoYourJob

"Politicians are picking their voters" and #SCOTUS just greenlit it. @warnock.senate.gov This is the dinner before you. This is done. Stop arguing about the past, please start picking your voters better than the racists who control through fear, hate, & lies. #DoSomething #GApol #votingrights

Trump's really been getting around hasn't he? #DonaldTrump thehill.com/policy/healt...

It's 1700 on a Friday, markets are closed, did the #ChristianIdol win the big war with #Iran again? There are #NoKings in America, and there are #NoAdultsInTheRoom in this Administration.

He wrote the posts in 2020. The difference between #AdultsInTheRoom and him. is that they didn't write the posts at all because they a.) didn't think it was appropriate or 2.) were smart enough not to do something so stupid in this century. thehill.com/homenews/sen...

Is it because he's a sundowning pedophile propped up by the Christian Right involved in War Crimes that he didn't plan a way out of? Or possibly the double quarter pounders he's cramming into his racist mouth to fill in the cracks in his soul? Why yes, is all that and more. #NoKings

"Nu-uhhhh' This is an adult, supposedly running this country. #SecretaryOfWarCrimes or not, 12 year olds shouldn't be drinking. There are #NoKings in America, and there are #NoAdultsInTheRoom in this Administration. thehill.com/homenews/hou...

Which sounds better: "Syphilitic Sundowning 12 Year Old" "Dementia Addled Racist Pedophile" "the Christian Idol" "the Idolized Golden Cuck" Because Yes, Donald Trump is a Felon. Donald Trump is a Rapist. Donald Trump is a Pedophile. #DonaldTrump #YesHeIs

2 years past, yet I feel the need to ask this about our syphilitic sundowning 12 year old: Just how mentally retarded is he? This term is offensive. He doesn't believe that, so I don't care. So on a scale of "normal person" to "should just die" where doth Trump lay? time.com/7002003/dona...

Yes, Donald Trump is a Pedophile. Yes, Donald Trump is senile. #DonaldTrump #YesHeIs

I Love how #JasmineCrockett call out trump! 🔥🔥🔥🔥 Keep Talking about #TheEpsteinFiles

Yes, Donald Trump is a Cuck. #DonaldTrump #YesHeIs #NoKings

I, for one, can't wait for the Saddam Hussein-style destruction of everything fucking Trump.

Yes, Donald Trump is a Pedophile. #DonaldTrump #YesHeIs #NoKings

By Jeffrey Koterba.

@colbertlateshow.bsky.social would you be interested in helping InfoWars be a legitimate satirical news agency again?