Writing a job app for a job i know i will not get

Tilly Norwood has been diagnosed with chronic Lyme

They call them the “Twin Cities” because everyone is really busty there.

I don’t think you need to be jensen’s biographer to recognize this

“If there was an affordability crisis, prices would simply come down!”

I loooooove the chair of my grad school committee she is sooo fierce and nice

Goblin naming conventions implies the existence of Dikpix and Feetpix do you think they're siblings with Mr Holepix here

I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY

Had good idea for dnd campaign

Should i kms

Now that i reactivated my old instagram, i think it would be healthy for me to scroll my ex’s page!

Nauseous

I need a purpose

Horrible horrible dreams

This is the best thing elton john ever did

catholicism is sooooo c@nty... wish it wasn't homophobic/jesus focused

walking by the lake always makes me feel better

What a waste the past 12 years have been

i truly wish i was dead. this is the lowest i have ever been and i was institutionalized in high school.

moving back to connecticut

does anyone wanna give me 10k for PA school pre-reccs I need to re-do since my bachelors was so long ago

I would kill for oomfs ****

State of the job market: I’m crying at a cafe because someone on LinkedIn responded to my cold-message nicely

Anne Marie Lastrassi shot and killed Charlie Kirk and then escaped justice by fleeing through the extensive French-Croat tunnel network that Mossad has built underneath Orem, Utah

Had a dream i had a job offer and got very excited 😞

Anne Marie Lastrassi is NOT an Italian. She is a Croat!!!

must it all be either less or more, either plain or grand? Is it always 'or'? Is it never 'and'?

What’s more virgin than a computer

I don’t like advent calendars

In a functioning democracy this would be fraud

Unflop my life

Love men with graying hair. Yes, my father lived in another country for much of my childhood and was emotionally absent when he was around. Why do you ask?

I can think of an organization with roughly 7.7x the membership of Costco…

He loves basket

wish i was ****!

I have no future it feels like. I am so so sad. And theres nothing i can really do about it except keep applying to jobs i get rejected for and sending out these pathetic little posts

Regret leaving boston so much

despondant

My dad is using chatgpt to do “research” on my brother’s schizophrenia… sam altman if hell was real you would be headed there

Should i email the uu pastor my resume to see if he knows anyone it would be good to talk to?

Should i run for congress

Should i lie and say ive done hplc on my resume? Ive done fplc which is basically the same thing just with lower pressure

Filled with so much regret

Should i go to PA school

Need to join a throuple… it would heal me i think

“Who geevs a FUCK about Chreestmahs?”