If you see this, I implore you to post an image from your device without explanation

I think my **** is pretty big but my massive thighs make it look smaller than it is in comparison :-/

He is afraid of my hiit workouts

Read this notification from LinkedIn as “Do it, ugly”

Happy caturday

Atlas facing the consequence of his action:

Tonight I could either go to the queer unitarian dance party or get my back blown out by a man who goes by “Daddy”…

Good morning!

Nonna Marie would be so proud...

His loss

Idk maybe im a bad leftist but i think traffic enforcement is valid use of police resources

Wearing my sluttiest underwear for a man who has deeply disrespected me…

Another murder case solved. Well.. I didn't find the real killer. I blamed a random person. But it's in the solved pile nonetheless.

Need a bouba man…

Chica Goon Fire dot com… my favorite website

Microsoft's spellcheck is so fucking abysmal now. "Includie"?

Should i apply to a post doc in estonia

Rejected from job i am highly qualified for :-)

I would make the australian chemistry youtuber soooo happy… king come here

living with a cat is great because it gives me a rationale for saying things I 100% would have said aloud anyways

i would **** *** atrioc

I love being mean

They should invent a french fry that is in my hand at this very moment

Gorgeous man across from me kn the bus… maybe my libido isn’t 6 feet under

Writing a job app for a job i know i will not get

Tilly Norwood has been diagnosed with chronic Lyme

They call them the “Twin Cities” because everyone is really busty there.

I don’t think you need to be jensen’s biographer to recognize this

“If there was an affordability crisis, prices would simply come down!”

I loooooove the chair of my grad school committee she is sooo fierce and nice

Goblin naming conventions implies the existence of Dikpix and Feetpix do you think they're siblings with Mr Holepix here

I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY

Had good idea for dnd campaign

Should i kms

Now that i reactivated my old instagram, i think it would be healthy for me to scroll my ex’s page!

Nauseous

I need a purpose

Horrible horrible dreams

This is the best thing elton john ever did

catholicism is sooooo c@nty... wish it wasn't homophobic/jesus focused

walking by the lake always makes me feel better

What a waste the past 12 years have been

i truly wish i was dead. this is the lowest i have ever been and i was institutionalized in high school.

moving back to connecticut

does anyone wanna give me 10k for PA school pre-reccs I need to re-do since my bachelors was so long ago

I would kill for oomfs ****

State of the job market: I’m crying at a cafe because someone on LinkedIn responded to my cold-message nicely

Anne Marie Lastrassi shot and killed Charlie Kirk and then escaped justice by fleeing through the extensive French-Croat tunnel network that Mossad has built underneath Orem, Utah

Had a dream i had a job offer and got very excited 😞