Well, this week's Tatort's a bit weird!

I no longer use Google but facts are now a hunted quarry Private Eye

Quite breathtaking story - military grade drones at Dublin airport which flew on the path Zelensky's plane took. The drones reached the flight path of his plane exactly the time it should have been there, but just missed it because Zelensky arrived ahead of schedule:

Ever stripped the bed first thing in the morning, left it all to air for a couple of hours, completely forgotten about it and had to do battle with a duvet cover when you want to go to bed?

It’s Monday. It’s raining. And it took 20 bloody minutes for Bluesky’s GIF search to show some results (which is actually a massive improvement). Happy New Month!

Peterborough City councillor Rylan Ray appeared in court charged with 26 sexual offences, including allegations involving children. Elected in 2022 as the Conservative councillor for Eye, Thorney and Newborough, Ray had been one of the youngest councillors. He previously worked in schools...

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OK, has anybody else using the Bluesky app on iPhone been unable to search for GIFs for the last couple of weeks? App + IOS are both latest versions. Bluesky Support suggests turning it off and on again 🙄, or using a browser.

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I’m a past winner of the Orwell Prize & won partly because I exposed Vote Leave’s unlawful activities. Michael Gove was its co-convener & refused to answer a single q. He’s now a judge of the prize & our world is truly one that Orwell would recognise bylinetimes.com/2025/11/25/m...

As the first MP to raise concerns about Russian interference in the #Brexit referendum, my response to the jailing of Farage’s chum Nathan Gill for taking bribes to work for the Russian regime.

The jailing of Farage’s ex right hand man for working for the Putin regime is a final wake up call. With Britain & Europe facing our worst security threat since 1945 the Government must implement the 5 year old #Russiareport. Farage must answer: who introduced Gill to his Kremlin minder? #Brexit.

Just seen the first Santa-hatted twat of the year, and didn’t have my seax with me. What a start to the week!

After dinner game for the lower tables, @wulfhelm.bsky.social?

🇬🇧🙄🇬🇧🙄🇬🇧🙄🇬🇧🙄🇬🇧 THIS!

Happy Caturday, Wülferhampton.

This is great news. Our police services should never have been politicised. PCC’s have been a costly waste, diverting resources from front line policing & leaving police chiefs constantly looking over their shoulders. Devon & Cornwall’s PCC has been a national exemplar of uselessness.

Hello! My CEO Roscoe and I are giving away TWO signed copies of my novel 1983 to two randomly selected people who repost this & pop a reply below. You also get a free postcard of this illustration of Roscoe by my mum. It’s been called “Stranger Things rewritten by Kurt Vonnegut & Sue Townsend”…

Morning all. Happy Caturday.

We just defeated Nigel Farage’s Bill in Parliament to tear up people’s rights and withdraw from the ECHR. Farage wants to do away with the Britain Churchill built and turn it into a version of Trump's America. We stopped him.

Just had a massive barfing session which may yet resume, so for once the Mead Hall offering is of no interest to me tonight! ☹️ Enjoy your spam, Wülferhampton ...

Let’s keep reposting this shall we! What a vile hypocrite of a man he is.

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Concerning www.theguardian.com/education/20...

This. Is. Brilliant.

Have Reform UK bottled BBC Question Time? It’s in Belfast tomorrow. Wonder if it has anything to do with them wanting to leave the ECHR and the Good Friday Agreement…

@ladyfluffyorca.bsky.social Have a good ‘un 😊.

Current status. It’s a hard life, but I’m taking one for the team.

This is fantastic 😂 Watch now ▶️ like and share ➡️

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It would be ashame if this received even greater publicity because of this stupid decision by the police.

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About to go out for a few hours. Will undoubtedly get wet. Happy #Caturday Wülferhampton!

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“Unless we act we could see deaths in this country running at several thousand a day,” said Boris Johnson as he forced the nation into lockdown for the second time. A day later he hosted a secret dinner for the Tory peer who funded a lavish refurbishment of his Downing Street flat

A majestic flotilla of swans on the Rhine. #ShitBirdPhotos

Excellent news. @darrenpjones.bsky.social is one of the standout Ministers of the Government. He’s also extremely good on the media & has a great back story. 👏👏👏

He’d fit in well in Wülferhampton.

Just think. Today was the last Bank Holiday before Christmas. You're welcome! 😉

I swear every bloody fly in South West England is attending a rave in my house!

Smack him one, Chelsea! #thearchers

Just found out about Hackepeter. 🤢 And that Mett is the same thing. 😱 Now desperately trying to remember whether I've ever eaten Mett, and vehemently hoping I haven't.

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this is where Stubb was sitting when Trump couldn't see him btw

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A useful corrective to the dominant right wing narrative on the state of the UK‘s economy.